It's a comedy filled with non-star actors, a sloppy story and misfired humor.
Grind (2003)
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Reviews Counted:70
Fresh:6
Rotten:64
Average Rating:3.1/10
Consensus: Mediocre skateboard stunts are padded by a half-baked plot and one-dimensional characters.
Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for crude humor, sexual content and language
Runtime: 1 hr 45 mins
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:Aug 15, 2003 Wide
Box Office: $5,111,630
Synopsis: Grind (verb): scraping one or both axles of a skateboard on a curb, railing, or other surface While the rest of his high school graduating class is heading to the same old grind of college,... Grind (verb): scraping one or both axles of a skateboard on a curb, railing, or other surface While the rest of his high school graduating class is heading to the same old grind of college, skateboarder Eric Rivers (MIKE VOGEL) and his best friends, Dustin (ADAM BRODY), a goal-oriented workaholic, and misfit slacker Matt (VINCE VIELUF) have one last summer roadtrip together to follow their dream of getting noticed by the professional skateboarding world - and getting paid to skate. When skating legend Jimmy Wilson's (JASON LONDON) skate demo tour hits town, the boys figure that as soon as he sees their fierce tricks, he'll sign them up for his renowned skate team immediately, right? Unfortunately, the guys are intercepted by Jimmy's road manager (DAVE FOLEY) and they can't get their foot in the door, much less their boards. But they do get some free advice: keep skating, stay true to yourself, and stay in the game - if you're good, you'll get noticed. Following their dream - and Jimmy's national tour - Eric, Dustin and Matt start their own skate team, reluctantly sponsored by Dustin and his college fund. After recruiting laid-back ladies man Sweet Lou (JOEY KERN) to join their crew and provide the wheels for their tour, team "Super Duper" launches the ride of their lives in an outrageous road trip from Chi-town to Santa Monica. The professional scene doesn't exactly welcome "nobody" skaters, but these outsiders stick together through extreme misadventures. In their quest to go pro, they meet professional vert skating champions Bucky Lasek, Bob Burnquist and Pierre Luc Gagnon, skate pro Bam Margera and his crew Preston Lacy, Ehren "Danger" McGhehey and Jason "Wee Man" Acuña, as well as sexy skate chick Jamie (JENNIFER MORRISON) as they grind handrails across America and force the skateboarding world to give 'em a piece of the action. -- © Warner Brothers [More]
Starring: Mike Vogel, Vince Vieluf, Adam Brody, Joey Kern
Starring: Mike Vogel, Vince Vieluf, Adam Brody, Joey Kern, Jennifer Morrison, Tom Green, Bobcat Goldthwait, Randy Quaid, Jason London
Director: Casey La Scala
Director: Casey La Scala
Screenwriter: Ralph Sall
Producer: Bill Gerber, Hunt Lowry, Casey La Scala
Studio: Warner Bros.
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Reviews for Grind
Laughs are virtually nil, despite a plethora of crude attempts at humor: jokes about vomiting, defecating, flatulence, bosomy babes.
It's obvious none of the 'skateboarders' can really skate, so Grind ends up feeling like a mash-up of two different movies.
Far too much of the movie's energy is devoted to rampaging hormones and irritable bowels.
Manages to capture enough honest moments to make it watchable, but it's never really funny enough to recommend to anyone who's outgrown short pants and kneepads.
These characters are so flat, the story line so one-dimensional, that the whole triumph-over-adversity bit just loses its bite after the first five minutes of adversity.
You'd feel sorry for the poor actors if they weren't so perpetually annoying.
Your standard 'kids on the road pursuing their dream' movie, interchangeable with any other. No standout bits, but very little stands out as not working at all, so you’re in that safe zone of joyful mediocrity.
The press materials for this movie explain that "grind" refers to a particularly spectacular skateboarding move. In my case, it referred to what my teeth were doing as I had to sit through this dumb and boring movie.
Sitting through this shoddy, boring production is most certainly a grind.
Excruciating...an astoundingly awful follow-your-dream fantasy, so bad it might make you look back fondly on 'Gleaming the Cube' and 'Airborne.'
Think Blue Crush without water — or awesome surfing footage, likable characters with real personalities, beautiful girls in bikinis or anything else worth watching.
A tip for filmmakers attempting to appeal to young moviegoers: Don't hire thirtysomething actors to play recent high-school graduates.
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