Mail Order Bride (2003)

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Actor/filmmaker Robert Capelli Jr., responsible for the 1999 bikini-infested film The Rules (For Men), teams up with film editor Jeffery Wolf to direct the so-called comedy Mail Order Bride. Danny Aiello stars in this film which tries to find humor in a story about the Russian and Italian Mafia involved in the business of human smuggling. Also starring Frank Gorshin (from the original Batman) and Vincent Pastore (from The Sopranos). Mail Order Bride premiered at the 2003 American Film Market.

Rating: R (for language and some sexual content)
Genre: Comedy
Directed By: , ,
Written By: Doug Bollinger, Robert Capelli Jr., Sergey Konenkov
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On DVD: Feb 22, 2005
Runtime:
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as Tony Santini

as Anthony Santini

as Tommy

as Willie the Whiner

as Jackie the Viking

as Russian Doctor

as No.1 Guy in Russian ...

as Nina's Sister

as Ernie the Biker

as Gina's Father

as Gambler No.1

as Gambler No.3

as Russian Accountant

as FBI Guy No.2

as Young Anthony

as Young Tommy

as How You Doing Guy No...

as How You Doing Guy No...

as Manny the Mute

as Louis the Leprechaun

as Coach

as Guard Guy No.1

as Taxi Driver

as Airport Ticket Windo...

as Anthony's Father

as Anthony's Mother

as Police Officer

as Police Officer

as Russian Roulette Gir...

as Russian Roulette Gir...

as Russian Police Guy

as Russian Police Guy

as No.1 Guy in Russian ...

as No.1 Russian Mafia G...

as Dancer at End

as Dancer at End

as Dancer at End

as Dancer at End

as Dancer at End

as Red Porsche Girl No....

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as Dancer at End

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Critic Reviews for Mail Order Bride

All Critics (9) | Top Critics (6)

This harmless nickels-and-kopecks comedy goes by the theory that if one Mafia is funny, two must be hilarious.

Full Review… | November 26, 2003
Minneapolis Star Tribune
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It took a committee of directors and scriptwriters to assemble this oafish farce, brimming with creaky jokes, frenzied overacting and 'madcap' moments such as an ineptly staged pie-in- the-face bar brawl.

November 21, 2003
New York Post
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If Mail Order Bride, a strained, incoherent farce, accomplishes anything positive, it will be to drive another nail into the coffin of that exhausted subgenre, the mob comedy.

Full Review… | November 20, 2003
New York Times
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The hapless goodfella-in- training is as unsuccessful at fulfilling his uncle's wishes as the star and co-director, Robert Capelli Jr., is at delivering punchlines.

Full Review… | November 18, 2003
Village Voice
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Full Review… | June 30, 2008
Variety
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December 3, 2003
Hollywood Reporter
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