Mail Order Bride (2003)


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Actor/filmmaker Robert Capelli Jr., responsible for the 1999 bikini-infested film The Rules (For Men), teams up with film editor Jeffery Wolf to direct the so-called comedy Mail Order Bride. Danny Aiello stars in this film which tries to find humor in a story about the Russian and Italian Mafia involved in the business of human smuggling. Also starring Frank Gorshin (from the original Batman) and Vincent Pastore (from The Sopranos). Mail Order Bride premiered at the 2003 American Film Market.

Rating: R (for language and some sexual content)
Genre: Comedy
Directed By: , ,
Written By: Doug Bollinger, Robert Capelli Jr., Sergey Konenkov
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On DVD: Feb 22, 2005
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This harmless nickels-and-kopecks comedy goes by the theory that if one Mafia is funny, two must be hilarious.

Full Review… | November 26, 2003
Minneapolis Star Tribune
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It took a committee of directors and scriptwriters to assemble this oafish farce, brimming with creaky jokes, frenzied overacting and 'madcap' moments such as an ineptly staged pie-in- the-face bar brawl.

November 21, 2003
New York Post
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If Mail Order Bride, a strained, incoherent farce, accomplishes anything positive, it will be to drive another nail into the coffin of that exhausted subgenre, the mob comedy.

Full Review… | November 20, 2003
New York Times
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The hapless goodfella-in- training is as unsuccessful at fulfilling his uncle's wishes as the star and co-director, Robert Capelli Jr., is at delivering punchlines.

Full Review… | November 18, 2003
Village Voice
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December 3, 2003
Hollywood Reporter
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