A phallic masterpiece. My testosterone level went up 10%.
Stealth (2005)
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Reviews Counted:136
Fresh:18
Rotten:118
Average Rating:3.8/10
Consensus: Loud, preposterous, and predictable, Stealth borrows heavily and unsucessfully from Top Gun and 2001.
Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for intense action, some violence, brief strong language and innuendo
Runtime: 2 hrs 1 min
Genre: Action/Adventure
Theatrical Release:Jul 29, 2005 Wide
Box Office: $31,704,416
Synopsis: This high-action flight movie centers on a team of three sexy stealth bomber pilots who are forced to fly with EDI (Extreme Deep Invader), a computer-manned prototype plane that specializes in... This high-action flight movie centers on a team of three sexy stealth bomber pilots who are forced to fly with EDI (Extreme Deep Invader), a computer-manned prototype plane that specializes in extra-precision bombing. The brainchild of a Bill Gates-esque wunderkind (Richard Roxburgh), EDI has the ability to learn at a fantastic rate, talks like HAL from 2001 A SPACE ODYSSEY, and likes to listen to hard rock before going into combat. Before long, a freak accident causes it to question authority and launch an attack on Russia. W.D. Richter's script probes big issues involving man, machine, and the nuclear fate of the free world (Read: DR. STRANGELOVE meets THE TERMINATOR). But this is also an action thrill ride from Rob Cohen--the man responsible for THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS and XXX--replete with some truly tremendous explosions and speeds that outdo any mph records set in Cohen's past ouevre. Jessica Biel (TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE) is tough and surprisingly believable as the token female fighter pilot, while Jamie Foxx (RAY) makes a fine wingman to the daredevil squadron leader played by Josh Lucas. Sam Shephard (THE RIGHT STUFF) is their commanding officer, with Joe Morton playing a shady politician. [More]
Starring: Joshua Lucas, Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx, Sam Shepard
Starring: Joshua Lucas, Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx, Sam Shepard, Joe Morton, Richard Roxburgh
Director: Rob Cohen
Director: Rob Cohen
Screenwriter: W.D. Richter
Producer: Laura Ziskin, Mike Medavoy, Neal H. Moritz
Composer: BT, Randy Edelman
Studio: Columbia Pictures
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Reviews for Stealth
For a prime example of Hollywood's dearth of imagination one need look no further than STEALTH
Anyone with a Playstation 2, surround sound, and an aerial combat game can duplicate, if not surpass, this dismal display.
The movie is absolutely consistent -- it's just as wildly improbable at the end as in the beginning.
Its muddled ending goes a long way toward negating positive memories of its candy sugar rush.
Stealth is a dreadful, forgettable, abusive motion picture, and it makes the January stinker Alone in the Dark look Kubrickian in comparison.
A technical marvel, but an uninvolving failure at an emotional level.
There is little to recommend beyond the action sequences, unless you like your arrogant-America, flag-waving jingoism taken to extreme lengths.
Beyond mind-numbing explosions, Stealth's effects are good, especially the whooshing flight scenes. But as Eddie shows, humanity matters, and computer wizardry won't fill an empty plot.
Visually and sonically boisterous, Stealth updates Top Gun, but with special effects replacing plot and character development.
Some of us, however, are at least as interested in software as hardware, which often makes Stealth tedious going.
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