Will please non-discriminating action hounds while leaving everyone else in search of a little meat unfulfilled. It's as fun as it is instantly forgettable.
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07/28/05
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Stealth (2005)
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Reviews Counted:136
Fresh:18
Rotten:118
Average Rating:3.8/10
Consensus: Loud, preposterous, and predictable, Stealth borrows heavily and unsucessfully from Top Gun and 2001.
Theatrical Release:Jul 29, 2005 Wide
Box Office: $31,704,416
Synopsis: This high-action flight movie centers on a team of three sexy stealth bomber pilots who are forced to fly with EDI (Extreme Deep Invader), a computer-manned prototype plane that specializes in... [More]
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You know the old joke about military intelligence being an oxymoron? Stealth proves it.
07/28/05
Hey, its not like we came to this movie for its plot or anything.
07/28/05
If Stealth were a recruitment film for aircraft-carrier duty, one would be tempted to say, 'Mission accomplished.' As a feature film, it's a washout.
07/28/05
Top CriticAfter 110 minutes of this, atheists will storm monasteries and acrophobics will scale redwood trees, anything to find an oasis of calm.
07/28/05
Top CriticThe sort of movie that makes you pine for Michael Bay.
07/28/05
Stealth is a offense against taste, intelligence and the noise pollution code -- a dumbed-down Top Gun crossed with the HAL 9000 plot from 2001.
07/28/05
Top CriticMove over, Michael Bay. The Island is no longer the loudest, dumbest movie of the summer.
07/28/05
Top CriticA phallic masterpiece. My testosterone level went up 10%.
07/28/05
...so many beautiful explosions here that `Stealth' might work as a fetish film for pyromaniacs.
07/28/05
Recycled Top Gun thrills with three hot-shot pilots and a rogue American droid fighter plane.
07/28/05
Lucas insists, "I just don't think war should become some kind of video game." Too late.
07/28/05
Overlong, disjointed, and rarely compelling, Stealth has the capacity to put viewers into a catatonic state.
07/28/05
Top CriticThis rip-roaring action movie is great fun if you don't engage your brain
07/28/05
A headache and tinnitus.
07/27/05
An unholy combination of 'Dr. Strangelove' and '2001' that manages to trash both those Kubrick masterpieces at once.
07/27/05
The stars are asked to chew on the driest of technobabble, and to strike poses of flyboy and flygirl moxie that make them look callow rather than heroic.
07/27/05
Top CriticPreposterous and predictable, Stealth hides 2 pleasures under its wings. It is laughably bad, and it provides the adrenaline pumping thrills of a video game.
07/27/05
Despite its creative premise involving a robotic and intelligent fighter jet which goes bad, is remarkably uncreative in coming up with a story that actually makes use of this cool toy.
07/27/05
Daisy, Daisy I'll blow you out of the sky / I'm half crazy, seen Top Gun too many times...a plumb guilty pleasure.
07/26/05
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