Stealth Reviews

...a crude Jerry Bruckheimer knock-off with a laughably insipid script...

Full Review | Original Score: D

Memorable for being forgettable.

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Neither entertaining nor exciting, the dumb and noisy Stealth will hopefully live up to its name by fading quietly from movie theaters.

| Original Score: 1/4

It's basically the videogame version of Top Gun... on steroids!

Full Review | Original Score: 4/10

Undoubtedly a perfect example of everything that's wrong with contemporary action flicks, although the movie isn't quite as bad as it's been made out to be.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4

... a chocolate-coated mothball, tasty enough on the outside but unsafe to swallow...

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4.0

A technical marvel, but an uninvolving failure at an emotional level.

Full Review | Original Score: 64/100

Ends up resembling its robot plane: fast, sleek, soulless and monotone.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5

I went into this film not expecting much. I was pleasantly surprised.

Full Review | Original Score: C+

Há boas idéias espalhadas aleatoriamente ao longo do roteiro; pena que são massacradas pela presença organizada de bobagens.

| Original Score: 3/5

Ultimately, however, how much can you act when you're confined most of the time in an ultra-cramped cockpit -- even if you do have a golden statuette?

Full Review | Original Score: C

Stealth offers a plot so laughably preposterous that you halfway expect instructions to flash on the screen with a point tally in the corner.

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Just imagine the hilarious genre-spoofing Team America: World Police sans puppets without the jokes...

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Some of us, however, are at least as interested in software as hardware, which often makes Stealth tedious going.

Full Review | Original Score: C

Some genuinely enjoyable and surprisingly dove-like parts, hidden in a clumsy homage to 2001.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5

Weakly written and cynically contrived ...

Full Review | Original Score: D

It's hard to completely hate this, hokey as it is, because you still want to root for the good guys in the end.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5

For at least the first hour, Stealth is a SAEBCPSOS (Shockingly and Excruciatingly Boring Columbia Pictures Sack of S---).

Full Review | Original Score: 1/10

Stealth isn't clever and has no sense of humour about itself.

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More of a flying turkey than a tale of airborne action, "Stealth" begins to nosedive moments from its liftoff until it spirals out of control about half-way through.

Full Review | Original Score: .5/4