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...a crude Jerry Bruckheimer knock-off with a laughably insipid script...
| Original Score: D
Memorable for being forgettable.
Neither entertaining nor exciting, the dumb and noisy Stealth will hopefully live up to its name by fading quietly from movie theaters.
| Original Score: 1/4
It's basically the videogame version of Top Gun... on steroids!
| Original Score: 4/10
Undoubtedly a perfect example of everything that's wrong with contemporary action flicks, although the movie isn't quite as bad as it's been made out to be.
| Original Score: 2/4
... a chocolate-coated mothball, tasty enough on the outside but unsafe to swallow...
| Original Score: 1.5/4.0
A technical marvel, but an uninvolving failure at an emotional level.
| Original Score: 64/100
Ends up resembling its robot plane: fast, sleek, soulless and monotone.
| Original Score: 2/5
I went into this film not expecting much. I was pleasantly surprised.
| Original Score: C+
Há boas idéias espalhadas aleatoriamente ao longo do roteiro; pena que são massacradas pela presença organizada de bobagens.
| Original Score: 3/5
Ultimately, however, how much can you act when you're confined most of the time in an ultra-cramped cockpit -- even if you do have a golden statuette?
| Original Score: C
Stealth offers a plot so laughably preposterous that you halfway expect instructions to flash on the screen with a point tally in the corner.
Just imagine the hilarious genre-spoofing Team America: World Police sans puppets without the jokes...
Some of us, however, are at least as interested in software as hardware, which often makes Stealth tedious going.
Some genuinely enjoyable and surprisingly dove-like parts, hidden in a clumsy homage to 2001.
| Original Score: 2.5/5
Weakly written and cynically contrived ...
It's hard to completely hate this, hokey as it is, because you still want to root for the good guys in the end.
For at least the first hour, Stealth is a SAEBCPSOS (Shockingly and Excruciatingly Boring Columbia Pictures Sack of S---).
| Original Score: 1/10
Stealth isn't clever and has no sense of humour about itself.
More of a flying turkey than a tale of airborne action, "Stealth" begins to nosedive moments from its liftoff until it spirals out of control about half-way through.
| Original Score: .5/4