Stealth Reviews

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Cole Smithey
ColeSmithey.com
June 21, 2009
...a crude Jerry Bruckheimer knock-off with a laughably insipid script...
Full Review | Original Score: D
Doris Toumarkine
Film Journal International
March 1, 2007
Memorable for being forgettable.
Russ Breimeier
Christianity Today
October 11, 2006
Neither entertaining nor exciting, the dumb and noisy Stealth will hopefully live up to its name by fading quietly from movie theaters.
| Original Score: 1/4
JoBlo
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
December 6, 2005
It's basically the videogame version of Top Gun... on steroids!
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews
December 6, 2005
Undoubtedly a perfect example of everything that's wrong with contemporary action flicks, although the movie isn't quite as bad as it's been made out to be.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Kevin A. Ranson
MovieCrypt.com
December 2, 2005
... a chocolate-coated mothball, tasty enough on the outside but unsafe to swallow...
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4.0
Brian Webster
Apollo Guide
November 11, 2005
A technical marvel, but an uninvolving failure at an emotional level.
Full Review | Original Score: 64/100
Chris Carle
IGN Movies
September 23, 2005
Ends up resembling its robot plane: fast, sleek, soulless and monotone.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Robert Roten
Laramie Movie Scope
September 19, 2005
I went into this film not expecting much. I was pleasantly surprised.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
Pablo Villaca
Cinema em Cena
September 2, 2005
Há boas idéias espalhadas aleatoriamente ao longo do roteiro; pena que são massacradas pela presença organizada de bobagens.
| Original Score: 3/5
Michael Szymanski
Sci-Fi Weekly
August 29, 2005
Ultimately, however, how much can you act when you're confined most of the time in an ultra-cramped cockpit -- even if you do have a golden statuette?
Full Review | Original Score: C
Todd Jorgenson
Denton Record Chronicle (TX)
August 29, 2005
Stealth offers a plot so laughably preposterous that you halfway expect instructions to flash on the screen with a point tally in the corner.
Mike Ward
Richmond.com
August 20, 2005
Just imagine the hilarious genre-spoofing Team America: World Police sans puppets without the jokes...
Carol Cling
Las Vegas Review-Journal
August 20, 2005
Some of us, however, are at least as interested in software as hardware, which often makes Stealth tedious going.
Full Review | Original Score: C
August 18, 2005
Some genuinely enjoyable and surprisingly dove-like parts, hidden in a clumsy homage to 2001.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Philip Martin
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
August 12, 2005
Weakly written and cynically contrived ...
Full Review | Original Score: D
August 12, 2005
It's hard to completely hate this, hokey as it is, because you still want to root for the good guys in the end.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Tim Appelo
Seattle Weekly
August 10, 2005
For at least the first hour, Stealth is a SAEBCPSOS (Shockingly and Excruciatingly Boring Columbia Pictures Sack of S---).
Full Review | Original Score: 1/10
Mark Palermo
Coast (Halifax, Nova Scotia)
August 9, 2005
Stealth isn't clever and has no sense of humour about itself.
Linda Cook
KWQC-TV (Iowa)
August 9, 2005
More of a flying turkey than a tale of airborne action, "Stealth" begins to nosedive moments from its liftoff until it spirals out of control about half-way through.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/4
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