Stealth Reviews
Top CriticStealth flirts with competence when it reprises Behind Enemy Lines, and staggers into hilarious ineptitude when it borrows from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
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| Original Score: 1/5
Zertinet Movies
Despite its creative premise involving a robotic and intelligent fighter jet which goes bad, is remarkably uncreative in coming up with a story that actually makes use of this cool toy.
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| Original Score: 2/4
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
Weakly written and cynically contrived ...
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| Original Score: D
Palo Alto Weekly
The blueprints for Stealth called for long-forgotten spare parts, and the end result will likely cause a box-office crash.
| Original Score: 1/4
Stealth is a offense against taste, intelligence and the noise pollution code -- a dumbed-down Top Gun crossed with the HAL 9000 plot from 2001.
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| Original Score: 1.5/4
Overlong, disjointed, and rarely compelling, Stealth has the capacity to put viewers into a catatonic state.
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| Original Score: 1.5/4
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Its name is a likely indicator of its performance at the box office.
| Original Score: C
Three Movie Buffs
Doesn't really generate any emotion at all other than apathy.
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| Original Score: 1.5/4
Sci-Fi Weekly
Ultimately, however, how much can you act when you're confined most of the time in an ultra-cramped cockpit -- even if you do have a golden statuette?
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| Original Score: C
eFilmCritic.com
This movie hated me from the opening scene; two hours later, the feeling was more than mutual.
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| Original Score: 1/5
The movie does deliver the video game goods but strands its characters in a no-man's-land of crude characterizations and silly dialogue.
Cohen undermines his own effort to make a 21st century Top Gun by using so many quick cuts and zooms that we can't even appreciate the action sequences. I almost got motion sickness.
St. Paul Pioneer Press
You know the old joke about military intelligence being an oxymoron? Stealth proves it.
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| Original Score: 1/4
FilmStew.com
Stealth is about absolutely nothing, and pretty much everything at the same time: terrorism, technology, warfare, grungy alt-rock, conflicted choices and cool flying footage.
Filmcritic.com
Almost apocalyptic in its stupidity
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| Original Score: 1.5/5
If Stealth were a recruitment film for aircraft-carrier duty, one would be tempted to say, 'Mission accomplished.' As a feature film, it's a washout.
| Original Score: 1.5/4
Slant Magazine
Reflects Cohen's own aesthetic modus operandi of replacing all traces of humanity with digitized artificiality.
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| Original Score: 1/4
EricDSnider.com
When your movie is about a magical talking airplane, and yet the magical talking airplane is not the silliest thing about the movie, then you should not make any more movies.
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| Original Score: D
It's not new. It's not interesting. I wish it would go away.
