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Stealth Reviews

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Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
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Stealth flirts with competence when it reprises Behind Enemy Lines, and staggers into hilarious ineptitude when it borrows from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | Original Score: 1/5

July 29, 2005
Steven Snyder
Zertinet Movies

Despite its creative premise involving a robotic and intelligent fighter jet which goes bad, is remarkably uncreative in coming up with a story that actually makes use of this cool toy.

Full Review Source: Zertinet Movies | Original Score: 2/4

July 27, 2005
Philip Martin
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette

Weakly written and cynically contrived ...

Full Review Source: Arkansas Democrat-Gazette | Original Score: D

August 12, 2005
Tyler Hanley
Palo Alto Weekly

The blueprints for Stealth called for long-forgotten spare parts, and the end result will likely cause a box-office crash.

| Original Score: 1/4

August 4, 2005
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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Stealth is a offense against taste, intelligence and the noise pollution code -- a dumbed-down Top Gun crossed with the HAL 9000 plot from 2001.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | Original Score: 1.5/4

July 28, 2005
James Berardinelli
ReelViews
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Overlong, disjointed, and rarely compelling, Stealth has the capacity to put viewers into a catatonic state.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | Original Score: 1.5/4

July 28, 2005
Nell Minow
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies

Its name is a likely indicator of its performance at the box office.

| Original Score: C

July 28, 2005
Scott Nash
Three Movie Buffs

Doesn't really generate any emotion at all other than apathy.

Full Review Source: Three Movie Buffs | Original Score: 1.5/4

July 31, 2005
Michael Szymanski
Sci-Fi Weekly

Ultimately, however, how much can you act when you're confined most of the time in an ultra-cramped cockpit -- even if you do have a golden statuette?

Full Review Source: Sci-Fi Weekly | Original Score: C

August 29, 2005
Scott Weinberg
eFilmCritic.com

This movie hated me from the opening scene; two hours later, the feeling was more than mutual.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

July 28, 2005
Kirk Honeycutt
Hollywood Reporter
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The movie does deliver the video game goods but strands its characters in a no-man's-land of crude characterizations and silly dialogue.

July 28, 2005
Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
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Cohen undermines his own effort to make a 21st century Top Gun by using so many quick cuts and zooms that we can't even appreciate the action sequences. I almost got motion sickness.

Full Review Source: Ebert & Roeper

August 1, 2005
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

You know the old joke about military intelligence being an oxymoron? Stealth proves it.

Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | Original Score: 1/4

July 28, 2005
Todd Gilchrist
FilmStew.com

Stealth is about absolutely nothing, and pretty much everything at the same time: terrorism, technology, warfare, grungy alt-rock, conflicted choices and cool flying footage.

Full Review Source: FilmStew.com

July 30, 2005
Chris Barsanti
Filmcritic.com

Almost apocalyptic in its stupidity

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | Original Score: 1.5/5

July 28, 2005
David Hiltbrand
Philadelphia Inquirer
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If Stealth were a recruitment film for aircraft-carrier duty, one would be tempted to say, 'Mission accomplished.' As a feature film, it's a washout.

| Original Score: 1.5/4

July 28, 2005
Nick Schager
Slant Magazine

Reflects Cohen's own aesthetic modus operandi of replacing all traces of humanity with digitized artificiality.

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Original Score: 1/4

July 26, 2005
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com

When your movie is about a magical talking airplane, and yet the magical talking airplane is not the silliest thing about the movie, then you should not make any more movies.

Full Review Source: EricDSnider.com | Original Score: D

July 28, 2005
Stephen Hunter
Washington Post
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It's not new. It's not interesting. I wish it would go away.

Full Review Source: Washington Post

July 29, 2005
Manohla Dargis
New York Times
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Has the makings of a kitsch classic.

Full Review Source: New York Times | Original Score: 2/5

July 28, 2005
Garth Franklin
Dark Horizons
January 15, 2008
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid
May 26, 2006
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
April 29, 2009
David Edwards
Daily Mirror [UK]
August 5, 2005
Urban Cinefile Critics
Urban Cinefile
October 18, 2008

ComingSoon.net
July 29, 2005

St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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July 29, 2005

Boston Phoenix
July 30, 2005

AV Club
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September 26, 2005

Sydney Morning Herald
January 17, 2006

Time Out
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June 24, 2006
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