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Date Movie Reviews

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Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
April 29, 2009
It's painful.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
Tom Meek
Boston Phoenix
April 23, 2009
Everything's reduced to an inane fart or ejaculation joke.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Brian Marder
November 20, 2008
It's hard to see through the utter mess that is Date Movie enough to evaluate its acting, but Hannigan seems to be at least serviceable.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Garth Franklin
Dark Horizons
January 15, 2008
There's not a single laugh to be had.
Felix Gonzalez Jr.
DVD Review
July 10, 2007
It's loud and obnoxious, but too full of itself to be interesting and not sober enough to be truly offensive. (Unrated)
Anton Bitel
Eye for Film
July 4, 2007
far less smart and often less funny than the films it ridicules.
Ethan Alter
Film Journal International
March 1, 2007
There's nary a laugh to be found in this relentlessly idiotic parody of popular romantic comedies, which manages the difficult feat of seeming overlong at just 80 minutes.
Kevin A. Ranson
January 28, 2007
Looting the key scenes and plot points of hit movies is the bread and butter of spoof comedies, but the script for Date Movie is about as funny as dry white toast.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.0/4.0
Kam Williams
Upstage Magazine
January 5, 2007
More shocking than hilarious, this spoof of the teensploit genre offers just enough funny moments to earn this critic's seal of approval.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
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J. R. Jones
Chicago Reader
December 26, 2006
[Mocks] movies that were much funnier than this one.
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews
October 15, 2006 terrible and slipshod a film as one could ever imagine...
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
David Cornelius
August 9, 2006
Get it? It's just like that one scene you saw in that one movie, but with poop!
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Pablo Villaça
Cinema em Cena
June 11, 2006
Um filme feito por idiotas com a esperança de que seus espectadores também sejam.
| Original Score: 1/5
Scott Weinberg
DVD Clinic
June 7, 2006
The kind of spoof that doesn't so much "poke fun" at its targets as it does "lazily reference" them.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review
May 12, 2006
It's a perfect storm of not funny.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Peter Sobczynski
May 6, 2006
While the premise of a gross-out spoof of such movies may sound like a good idea in theory, it doesn't make a lot of sense in practice.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Adam Smith
Empire Magazine
April 1, 2006
Date Movie still labours under the mistaken impression that exaggerated mimicry alone is enough to entertain.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Andy Kurtz
March 11, 2006
The fact is, this movie is just not funny.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Cynthia Fuchs
March 4, 2006
Alyson Hannigan deserves better. In fact, we all deserve better than DATE MOVIE, a slow-witted assembly of every date movie joke we've already seen.
JoBlo's Movie Emporium
March 3, 2006
Lower your expectations or drink a lot before you watch it.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
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