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Date Movie Reviews

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Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

It's painful.

Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed | Original Score: 0.5/4

April 29, 2009
Tom Meek
Boston Phoenix

Everything's reduced to an inane fart or ejaculation joke.

Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | Original Score: 1/4

April 23, 2009
Brian Marder
Hollywood.com

It's hard to see through the utter mess that is Date Movie enough to evaluate its acting, but Hannigan seems to be at least serviceable.

Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | Original Score: 1.5/5

November 20, 2008
Garth Franklin
Dark Horizons

There's not a single laugh to be had.

Full Review Source: Dark Horizons

January 15, 2008
Felix Gonzalez Jr.
DVD Review

It's loud and obnoxious, but too full of itself to be interesting and not sober enough to be truly offensive. (Unrated)

Full Review Source: DVD Review

July 10, 2007
Anton Bitel
Eye for Film

far less smart and often less funny than the films it ridicules.

Full Review Source: Eye for Film

July 4, 2007
Ethan Alter
Film Journal International

There's nary a laugh to be found in this relentlessly idiotic parody of popular romantic comedies, which manages the difficult feat of seeming overlong at just 80 minutes.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International

March 1, 2007
Kevin A. Ranson
MovieCrypt.com

Looting the key scenes and plot points of hit movies is the bread and butter of spoof comedies, but the script for Date Movie is about as funny as dry white toast.

Full Review Source: MovieCrypt.com | Original Score: 1.0/4.0

January 28, 2007
Kam Williams
Upstage Magazine

More shocking than hilarious, this spoof of the teensploit genre offers just enough funny moments to earn this critic's seal of approval.

Full Review Source: Upstage Magazine | Original Score: 2.5/4

January 5, 2007
J. R. Jones
Chicago Reader
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[Mocks] movies that were much funnier than this one.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader

December 26, 2006
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews

...as terrible and slipshod a film as one could ever imagine...

Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | Original Score: 1.5/4

October 15, 2006
David Cornelius
eFilmCritic.com

Get it? It's just like that one scene you saw in that one movie, but with poop!

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

August 9, 2006
Pablo Villaca
Cinema em Cena

Um filme feito por idiotas com a esperança de que seus espectadores também sejam.

| Original Score: 1/5

June 11, 2006
Scott Weinberg
DVD Clinic

The kind of spoof that doesn't so much "poke fun" at its targets as it does "lazily reference" them.

Full Review Source: DVD Clinic | Original Score: 1.5/5

June 7, 2006
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review

It's a perfect storm of not funny.

Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | Original Score: 1/5

May 12, 2006
Peter Sobczynski
eFilmCritic.com

While the premise of a gross-out spoof of such movies may sound like a good idea in theory, it doesn't make a lot of sense in practice.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

May 6, 2006
Adam Smith
Empire Magazine

Date Movie still labours under the mistaken impression that exaggerated mimicry alone is enough to entertain.

Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | Original Score: 1/5

April 1, 2006
Andy Kurtz
Bullz-Eye.com

The fact is, this movie is just not funny.

Full Review Source: Bullz-Eye.com | Original Score: 1/5

March 11, 2006
Cynthia Fuchs
PopMatters

Alyson Hannigan deserves better. In fact, we all deserve better than DATE MOVIE, a slow-witted assembly of every date movie joke we've already seen.

Full Review Source: PopMatters

March 4, 2006
JoBlo
JoBlo's Movie Emporium

Lower your expectations or drink a lot before you watch it.

Full Review Source: JoBlo's Movie Emporium | Original Score: 4/10

March 3, 2006
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