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Date Movie Reviews

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Andy Kurtz

The fact is, this movie is just not funny.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 1/5

March 11, 2006
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
Top Critic IconTop Critic

It's not enough to just make the reference. You've got to make something funny out of the reference.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | Original Score: 1/5

February 20, 2006
Nell Minow
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies

This thing doesn't have a script. It has a year's worth of "In Touch Magazine" thrown into a blender with some crotch humor and a joke about beating up a homeless man as a way to spend a romantic evening.

| Original Score: C-

February 17, 2006
Scott Nash
Three Movie Buffs

There are stereotypes in romantic comedies and it would seem that a satire of those stereotypes could make for a very funny movie. But that would require actual thought and wit.

Full Review Source: Three Movie Buffs | Original Score: 1.5/4

February 25, 2006
Scott Weinberg
DVD Clinic

The kind of spoof that doesn't so much "poke fun" at its targets as it does "lazily reference" them.

Full Review Source: DVD Clinic | Original Score: 1.5/5

June 7, 2006
Tom Meek
Boston Phoenix

Everything's reduced to an inane fart or ejaculation joke.

Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | Original Score: 1/4

April 23, 2009
Anton Bitel
Eye for Film

far less smart and often less funny than the films it ridicules.

Full Review Source: Eye for Film

July 4, 2007
Garth Franklin
Dark Horizons

There's not a single laugh to be had.

Full Review Source: Dark Horizons

January 15, 2008
Eric D. Snider

This would-be spoof of romantic comedies falls prey to the misconception -- common in modern American humor -- that to make reference to something is the same thing as parodying it.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: D-

February 17, 2006
Jeff Otto
IGN Movies

Take your date to this laugh-less stinker and it may be your last.

Full Review Source: IGN Movies | Original Score: 0/5

February 23, 2006
Brian Orndorf

It's just February, and we've already found a film worse than BloodRayne. I didn't think it would happen that fast, but here we are.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: F

February 17, 2006
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review

It's a perfect storm of not funny.

Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | Original Score: 1/5

May 12, 2006
Jeffrey Lyles
Gazette (MD)

Friedberg and Seltzer's philosophy seems to be - make fun of other movies first, worry about our own movie second. Of course, that means their movie is no good

Full Review Source: Gazette (MD) | Original Score: 1/10

February 20, 2006
Rebecca Murray

If a film could suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder, Date Movie would be it.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: D

February 17, 2006
Kyle Smith
New York Post
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The movie sputters along on borrowed gags without improving them.

| Original Score: 0/4

February 20, 2006
Brian Marder

It's hard to see through the utter mess that is Date Movie enough to evaluate its acting, but Hannigan seems to be at least serviceable.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 1.5/5

November 20, 2008
Joshua Tyler

Date Movie takes already funny movies and makes them completely unfunny.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 1/5

February 17, 2006
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye

Basically, this drawn-out vehicle is the equivalent of a defective whoopie cushion without the funny sounds...plays like a string of cheesy late night sketches.

Full Review Source: Movie Eye | Original Score: 1.5/4

February 20, 2006
David Cornelius

Get it? It's just like that one scene you saw in that one movie, but with poop!

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 1/5

August 9, 2006
Felix Gonzalez Jr.
DVD Review

It's loud and obnoxious, but too full of itself to be interesting and not sober enough to be truly offensive. (Unrated)

Full Review Source: DVD Review

July 10, 2007
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