• R, 1 hr. 40 min.
  • Drama, Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Craig Chester
    In Theaters:
    Apr 24, 2005 Wide
    On DVD:
    Aug 8, 2006
  • TLA Releasing

Adam & Steve Quotes

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    1. Mary: This is a crack meeting, tonight's topic is crack!
    – Submitted by Sylvester K (2 years ago)
    1. Mary: I used to be a bi-polar crack addict, but now I am just bi-polar. Yay!
    – Submitted by Sylvester K (2 years ago)
    1. Rhonda: Silence! Sober Ones!
    – Submitted by Sylvester K (2 years ago)
    1. Fiona: You know, Jesus was a Jew.
    – Submitted by Sylvester K (2 years ago)
    1. Rhonda: It's good to see you are having fun with Gloria Estefan here.
    – Submitted by Sylvester K (2 years ago)
    1. Rhonda: Oprah has made it impossible for me to have a close relationship with anyone besides Oprah.
    – Submitted by Sylvester K (2 years ago)
    1. Rhonda: Why can't a lesbian diet and put on makeup at the same time? Because you can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.
    – Submitted by Sylvester K (2 years ago)
    1. Rhonda: I'm sweating like Whitney Houston going through customs!
    – Submitted by Sylvester K (2 years ago)
    1. Michael: Were you 'fat'? or 'circus fat'?
    – Submitted by Sylvester K (2 years ago)
    1. Michael: Your best friend is cute...She's kinda a bitch though right?
    2. Adam: Yeah.
    – Submitted by Sylvester K (2 years ago)

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