Adam & Steve Quotes

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  • Mary:
    This is a crack meeting, tonight's topic is crack!
    ‐ Submitted by Sylvester K (3 years ago)

  • Mary:
    I used to be a bi-polar crack addict, but now I am just bi-polar. Yay!
    ‐ Submitted by Sylvester K (3 years ago)

  • Rhonda:
    Silence! Sober Ones!
    ‐ Submitted by Sylvester K (3 years ago)

  • Fiona:
    You know, Jesus was a Jew.
    ‐ Submitted by Sylvester K (3 years ago)

  • Rhonda:
    It's good to see you are having fun with Gloria Estefan here.
    ‐ Submitted by Sylvester K (3 years ago)

  • Rhonda:
    Oprah has made it impossible for me to have a close relationship with anyone besides Oprah.
    ‐ Submitted by Sylvester K (3 years ago)

  • Rhonda:
    Why can't a lesbian diet and put on makeup at the same time? Because you can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.
    ‐ Submitted by Sylvester K (3 years ago)

  • Rhonda:
    I'm sweating like Whitney Houston going through customs!
    ‐ Submitted by Sylvester K (3 years ago)

  • Michael:
    Were you 'fat'? or 'circus fat'?
    ‐ Submitted by Sylvester K (3 years ago)

  • Michael:
    Your best friend is cute...She's kinda a bitch though right?
    Adam:
    Yeah.
    ‐ Submitted by Sylvester K (3 years ago)

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