London's pretensions far outstrip its dorm-level contemplation of life's big issues.
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02/16/06
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London (2006)
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Reviews Counted:36
Fresh:5
Rotten:31
Average Rating:3.3/10
Theatrical Release:Feb 10, 2006 Limited
Synopsis: When Syd (Chris Evans) learns that his ex-girlfriend London (Jessica Biel) is leaving New York without telling him, he responds by impulsively crashing her going away party. Once there fear catches... [More]
Starring: Chris Evans, Jessica Biel, Jason Statham, Isla Fisher
Director: Hunter Richards
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Reviews for London
This is a story about people who have no one to blame but themselves. The same goes for the filmmakers.
02/10/06
Be very afraid.
04/22/08
I have seen all of these actors on better days in better movies, and I may have a novena said for them.
02/09/06
Top CriticAn aggravating twerp of an indie.
02/09/06
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04/29/09
A muscular ensemble piece with an accomplished cast wringing out their best in an emotionally strained screenplay."
02/02/06
Hunter Richards' parade of sex, drugs and pretty young things is saved by the amazing cast of young talent assembled.
02/08/06
London ends up being exactly what it's about: an unwelcome guest with a hard-luck story nobody wants to hear.
02/10/06
You should avoid it like a bad case of whooping cough.
02/16/06
Top CriticGrating and wildly unpleasant from beginning to end, London is perhaps one of the least entertaining films that I can recall seeing.
02/18/06
It's not so interesting to watch people on cocaine babble back and forth at each other.
02/15/06
An acting exercise (and not a very interesting one) disguised as a film.
03/01/07
A fiasco.
02/09/06
I've seen more ferocious, and entertaining, spectacles at Raffi concerts.
02/11/06
While it shouldn't work, it does.
02/18/06
The title refers to the name of one of a grouping of some of the most numbingly self-absorbed and obnoxious characters ever assembled in a single film.
02/10/06
Top CriticLondon is a very simple character piece that is not for every taste. I recommend the film, but I fully expect some that see it based on my recommendation will curse my name come the end credits.
02/27/06
...if you don’t mind watching people who are better looking than you coking up for 90 minutes...
03/24/06
Perhaps the best compliment that can be paid to Hunter Richards’ directorial debut is that it nearly manages to make some of the most irritatingly shallow human beings on Earth seem tragic.
02/09/06
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August 31, 2006:
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February 23, 2006:
Jessica Biel Joins Nicolas Cage's "Next" Project
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February 08, 2006:
Trailer Bulletin: London
OK, so it's just a little "limited release" flick that none of us will most likely see before its DVD release, but "London" earns a Trailer Bulletin for two... More...
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