World War Z
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21 And Over
...if you don't mind watching people who are better looking than you coking up for 90 minutes...
| Original Score: 6/10
London is a very simple character piece that is not for every taste. I recommend the film, but I fully expect some that see it based on my recommendation will curse my name come the end credits.
| Original Score: 3.5/5
While it shouldn't work, it does.
| Original Score: 3/5
Hunter Richards' parade of sex, drugs and pretty young things is saved by the amazing cast of young talent assembled.
| Original Score: 6.5/10
A muscular ensemble piece with an accomplished cast wringing out their best in an emotionally strained screenplay."
| Original Score: 3.5/5
...ultimately comes off as a well-intentioned failure that admittedly might hold some appeal for fans of the various actors...
| Original Score: 2/4
Be very afraid.
An acting exercise (and not a very interesting one) disguised as a film.
...witless and pointless.
Grating and wildly unpleasant from beginning to end, London is perhaps one of the least entertaining films that I can recall seeing.
| Original Score: 1/5
London's pretensions far outstrip its dorm-level contemplation of life's big issues.
| Original Score: C
You should avoid it like a bad case of whooping cough.
It's not so interesting to watch people on cocaine babble back and forth at each other.
| Original Score: D+
'You are so annoying!' our hero screams in the heroine's face, halfway through London. 'You are 10 times more annoying than me!' our heroine quickly answers. They're both right.
| Original Score: 1.5/4
I've seen more ferocious, and entertaining, spectacles at Raffi concerts.
The only thing more tedious than stoned people philosophizing about the existence of God is boys who can't bring themselves to say 'I love you.'
The title refers to the name of one of a grouping of some of the most numbingly self-absorbed and obnoxious characters ever assembled in a single film.
[The] script is so free of genuine insight into his beautiful but childish characters that it's hard to work up any sympathy for their shallow, juvenile problems.
Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy spends hours in a bathroom snorting a mother lode of cocaine while annoying everyone within earshot with his tales of woe. Sounds like a great idea for a movie. Let's do it!
| Original Score: 1/4
Let's hope this movie hasn't come out too early in the year to be remembered for a well-deserved Razzie.
| Original Score: 0/4