• R, 1 hr. 41 min.
  • Drama, Romance, Comedy
  • Directed By:    Kevin Smith
  • In Theaters:    Oct 31, 2008 Wide
  • On DVD:    Feb 3, 2009
  • The Weinstein Company

Zack and Miri Make a Porno Quotes

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  • Zack Brown:
    Ziggy? Is that even in fucking papers anymore? No, man.
    Delaney:
    Fuck you, Ziggy's a comic. It's right next to Family Circus.
    Zack Brown:
    No, I mean.. Spider-Man and shit.
    ‐ Submitted by Magnus G (23 months ago)

  • Zack:
    Miriam Linky, will you have sex with me on camera for money?
    ‐ Submitted by Zaenal A (2 years ago)

  • Zack:
    You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver.
    ‐ Submitted by topher h (2 years ago)

  • Barry:
    I-want-to-slam-my-ham-in-your-can-wo-man. Scene.
    ‐ Submitted by Fanchon G (2 years ago)

  • Zack:
    Brandon is the star of such adult fare as... what was it?
    Brandon:
    You better shut your mouth before I fuck it.
    ‐ Submitted by Fanchon G (2 years ago)

  • Mr. Surya:
    I hate both of you Ebony and Ivory mothafuckas! I TELL YOU!
    ‐ Submitted by Fanchon G (2 years ago)

  • Zack:
    We're gonna have a lot of fun, but more importantly we're gonna make a lot of money.
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (2 years ago)

  • Zack:
    Swallow my Cockaccino.
    ‐ Submitted by Josť Maria A (3 years ago)

  • Bubbles:
    Can he slap her ass a little?
    Zack:
    Don't be a fucken pervert dude!
    ‐ Submitted by Mandal T (3 years ago)

  • Zack:
    I apologise in advance if I am out of line here, but are you in gay porn?
    Brandon:
    Guilty as charged.
    ‐ Submitted by Mandal T (3 years ago)

  • Miri Linky:
    The Dutch Rudder?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)