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    1. Zack Brown: Ziggy? Is that even in fucking papers anymore? No, man.
    2. Delaney: Fuck you, Ziggy's a comic. It's right next to Family Circus.
    3. Zack Brown: No, I mean.. Spider-Man and shit.
    – Submitted by Magnus G (22 months ago)
    1. Zack: Miriam Linky, will you have sex with me on camera for money?
    – Submitted by Zaenal A (2 years ago)
    1. Zack: You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver.
    – Submitted by topher h (2 years ago)
    1. Barry: I-want-to-slam-my-ham-in-your-can-wo-man. Scene.
    – Submitted by Fanchon G (2 years ago)
    1. Zack: Brandon is the star of such adult fare as... what was it?
    2. Brandon: You better shut your mouth before I fuck it.
    – Submitted by Fanchon G (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Surya: I hate both of you Ebony and Ivory mothafuckas! I TELL YOU!
    – Submitted by Fanchon G (2 years ago)
    1. Zack: We're gonna have a lot of fun, but more importantly we're gonna make a lot of money.
    – Submitted by Facebook U (2 years ago)
    1. Zack: Swallow my Cockaccino.
    – Submitted by Josť Maria A (3 years ago)
    1. Bubbles: Can he slap her ass a little?
    2. Zack: Don't be a fucken pervert dude!
    – Submitted by Mandal T (3 years ago)
    1. Zack: I apologise in advance if I am out of line here, but are you in gay porn?
    2. Brandon: Guilty as charged.
    – Submitted by Mandal T (3 years ago)
    1. Miri Linky: The Dutch Rudder?
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

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