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Hell Ride (2008)

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Reviews Counted:57

Fresh:6

Rotten:51

Average Rating:3.4/10

Consensus: Hell Ride misses out on the rusting zeitgeist of the biker genre, sucking the glee from a saucy premise.

Rated: R [See Full Rating] for strong violence, sexual content including graphic nudity and dialogue, language and drug use.

Runtime: 83 mins

Genre: Action/Adventure

Theatrical Release:Aug 8, 2008 Limited

Box Office: $194,287

Synopsis: While it contains little of the artistry and none of the nuance of Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF, HELL RIDE is a similarly fun retro romp through the seedier corners of American B-movie history.... While it contains little of the artistry and none of the nuance of Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF, HELL RIDE is a similarly fun retro romp through the seedier corners of American B-movie history. Written and directed by Larry Bishop (son of Rat Packer Joey Bishop), who also stars, HELL RIDE is a tribute to the biker flicks of the late 1960s and early ‘70s. The movie follows Pistolero (Bishop) and his two captains, the Gent (Michael Madsen) and Comanche (Eric Balfour), as they booze and brawl their way across the Arizona desert, with the ultimate goal of exacting revenge on a rival gang that murdered one of their members. A healthy mix of throat slitting, coke-sniffing, and naked female oil wrestling makes HELL RIDE one of the more gratuitously sensational films of recent memory; yet if one is able to get past the almost laughably blatant tastelessness on which the movie is built, there is a fairly good time to be had. As the dapper Gent, Madsen proves once again that he could read from the phonebook and still sound like one bad dude, and tip-of-the-cap cameos from Dennis Hopper and David Carradine solidify the film's enjoyably retro/po-mo vibe. Every aspect of HELL RIDE, from the washed-out cinematography to the Link Wray-style spaghetti western surf soundtrack to the pulped-up dialogue, is hyper-stylized and blatantly self-conscious, and that is ultimately what saves the film. If there was even a trace of seriousness here the movie would be unwatchable--luckily, there isn't. Yes, it's completely offensive, and no it isn't going to win over any fans at N.O.W., but for every BRIDESHEAD REVISITED, you have to have a HELL RIDE or the whole lousy business will just crumble. [More]

Starring: Larry Bishop, Eric Balfour, David Carradine, Dennis Hopper

Starring: Larry Bishop, Eric Balfour, David Carradine, Dennis Hopper, Vinnie Jones, Michael Madsen

Director: Larry Bishop

Director: Larry Bishop
Screenwriter: Larry Bishop
Producer: Michael Steinberg, Shana Stein, Larry Bishop
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Studio: Warner Bros.

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Hell Ride is storytelling at its worst: the thinnest possible excuse for a wall-to-wall string of beheadings, throat-cuttings, mass murders and orgies, shot and edited in a murky, lackluster, faux-Spaghetti Western style.

Full Review Source: Seattle Post-Intelligencer | comment Comment
08/08/08
William Arnold
William Arnold
Seattle Post-Intelligencer

It has the look of an ambitious made-for-DVD production inexplicably given a theatrical release.

Full Review Source: Seanax.com | comment Comment
08/07/08
Sean Axmaker
Sean Axmaker
Seanax.com

Fails even at being a good bad movie.

Full Review Source: Las Vegas Weekly | comment Comment
08/07/08
Josh Bell
Josh Bell
Las Vegas Weekly

If you legitimately commit to the concept, let your mind go and accept the world that is onscreen then you can't help but enjoy yourself.

Full Review Source: Film Threat | comment Comment
02/12/08
Mark Bell
Mark Bell
Film Threat

Nostalgia is a poor foundation for any movie, and the film's visceral pleasures are too limited to effectively compensate for the lack of credible characters or a coherent storyline.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | comment Comment
08/07/08
James Berardinelli
James Berardinelli
ReelViews
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Further proof that [Tarantino] may have a knack for turning trash into treasure as a director, but the films he champions are usually just trash.

Full Review Source: Metromix.com | comment Comment
08/08/08
Geoff Berkshire
Geoff Berkshire
Metromix.com

Having a properly slimy bit of modern exploitation filmmaking isn't something to scoff at, but I do wish that the experience had even a bit of fizz to it.

Full Review Source: Antagony & Ecstasy | comment Comment
08/15/08
Tim Brayton
Tim Brayton
Antagony & Ecstasy

It's got more gunplay than your local post office, enough close-ups of the female posterior to make Sir Mix-a-Lot blush, and so many dirty words it'll likely be banned before you finish reading this sentence.

Full Review Source: MTV | comment Comment
05/19/08
Larry Carroll
Larry Carroll
MTV

The sad fact is, Madsen riding a chopper is cooler than the sight of Hopper in a suede fringed jacket, proof that you can't go home again.

Full Review Source: Reeling Reviews | comment Comment
08/08/08
Laura Clifford
Laura Clifford
Reeling Reviews

As the film's triple-threat writer/director/star, Bishop isn't noticeably talented.

Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune | comment Comment
08/08/08
Colin Covert
Colin Covert
Minneapolis Star Tribune
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Hell Ride is a smoldering yet completely dull wreck of a movie.

Full Review Source: Dread Central | comment Comment
10/30/08
Uncle Creepy
Uncle Creepy
Dread Central

The movie was executive produced by Quentin Tarantino. Shame on him. He intends it no doubt as another homage to grindhouse pictures, but I've seen a lot of them, and they were nowhere near this bad. Hell's Angels on Wheels, for example: pretty good.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | comment Comment
08/08/08
Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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A self-adoring, offensively boring homage to biker movies of the '60s

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
08/07/08
Blake French
Blake French
Filmcritic.com

Hell Ride comes off as a Devil's Rejects reject.

Full Review Source: PopMatters | comment Comment
08/08/08
Bill Gibron
Bill Gibron
PopMatters

Bishop's film is an exercise in style and tone that certainly takes much from the genre that inspired it, but it certainly contributes nothing to legitimize its artistic integrity or extend its historical longevity.

Full Review Source: IGN Movies | comment Comment
08/08/08
Todd Gilchrist
Todd Gilchrist
IGN Movies

It's a claustrophobic dud, full of ludicrously purple tough-guy dialogue and lip-smacking vamps in bikinis (how hot!), with so much monotonous hip violence there's scarcely room for anything else.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | comment Comment
08/11/08
Owen Gleiberman
Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly
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As cheesy as the American-International biker flicks of the 60s were, they had a raw vitality missing from this self-conscious tribute.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader | comment Comment
08/08/08
Andrea Gronvall
Andrea Gronvall
Chicago Reader
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Instead of a sublimely ridiculous and sleazy bike-movie homage, Bishop delivers self-amused, emptily crude faux-grindhouse that only fanatics of the genre will excuse.

Full Review Source: Oregonian | comment Comment
09/19/08
Stan Hall
Stan Hall
Oregonian

Thesps (even toplining helmer, who's a strapping 60 years old) have nothing to work with, though one hopes they had fun riding about the desert.

Full Review Source: Variety | comment Comment
08/06/08
Dennis Harvey
Dennis Harvey
Variety
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A repellent revenge fantasy about two elderly motorcycle gangs, Hell Ride is, indeed, a hellish ride.

Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | comment Comment
08/08/08
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press
 
 
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