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Hell Ride (2008)

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Reviews Counted:57

Fresh:6

Rotten:51

Average Rating:3.4/10

Consensus: Hell Ride misses out on the rusting zeitgeist of the biker genre, sucking the glee from a saucy premise.

Rated: R [See Full Rating] for strong violence, sexual content including graphic nudity and dialogue, language and drug use.

Runtime: 83 mins

Genre: Action/Adventure

Theatrical Release:Aug 8, 2008 Limited

Box Office: $194,287

Synopsis: While it contains little of the artistry and none of the nuance of Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF, HELL RIDE is a similarly fun retro romp through the seedier corners of American B-movie history.... While it contains little of the artistry and none of the nuance of Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF, HELL RIDE is a similarly fun retro romp through the seedier corners of American B-movie history. Written and directed by Larry Bishop (son of Rat Packer Joey Bishop), who also stars, HELL RIDE is a tribute to the biker flicks of the late 1960s and early ‘70s. The movie follows Pistolero (Bishop) and his two captains, the Gent (Michael Madsen) and Comanche (Eric Balfour), as they booze and brawl their way across the Arizona desert, with the ultimate goal of exacting revenge on a rival gang that murdered one of their members. A healthy mix of throat slitting, coke-sniffing, and naked female oil wrestling makes HELL RIDE one of the more gratuitously sensational films of recent memory; yet if one is able to get past the almost laughably blatant tastelessness on which the movie is built, there is a fairly good time to be had. As the dapper Gent, Madsen proves once again that he could read from the phonebook and still sound like one bad dude, and tip-of-the-cap cameos from Dennis Hopper and David Carradine solidify the film's enjoyably retro/po-mo vibe. Every aspect of HELL RIDE, from the washed-out cinematography to the Link Wray-style spaghetti western surf soundtrack to the pulped-up dialogue, is hyper-stylized and blatantly self-conscious, and that is ultimately what saves the film. If there was even a trace of seriousness here the movie would be unwatchable--luckily, there isn't. Yes, it's completely offensive, and no it isn't going to win over any fans at N.O.W., but for every BRIDESHEAD REVISITED, you have to have a HELL RIDE or the whole lousy business will just crumble. [More]

Starring: Larry Bishop, Eric Balfour, David Carradine, Dennis Hopper

Starring: Larry Bishop, Eric Balfour, David Carradine, Dennis Hopper, Vinnie Jones, Michael Madsen

Director: Larry Bishop

Director: Larry Bishop
Screenwriter: Larry Bishop
Producer: Michael Steinberg, Shana Stein, Larry Bishop
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Studio: Warner Bros.

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For a grindhouse throwback that works, try Tarantino's Death Proof (the shorter version). That one delivered; Hell Ride gets a flat 10 minutes in and goes floop-floop-floop the rest of the way.

Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | comment Comment
08/07/08
Michael Phillips
Michael Phillips
Chicago Tribune
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Too-aptly named, Hell Ride packages so many hipster clichés that it never picks up speed and is no fun.

Full Review Source: New York Press | comment Comment
08/07/08
Armond White
Armond White
New York Press

Fails even at being a good bad movie.

Full Review Source: Las Vegas Weekly | comment Comment
08/07/08
Josh Bell
Josh Bell
Las Vegas Weekly

Nostalgia is a poor foundation for any movie, and the film's visceral pleasures are too limited to effectively compensate for the lack of credible characters or a coherent storyline.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | comment Comment
08/07/08
James Berardinelli
James Berardinelli
ReelViews
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The Zombie Strippers of biker movies.

Full Review Source: Let's Not Listen | comment Comment
08/06/08
Tricia Olszewski
Tricia Olszewski
Let's Not Listen

The concept of paying homage to the biker genre is a great idea, but nothing happens in this movie. I never thought bikers could be this boring. It should have stayed a trailer.

Full Review Source: Sin Magazine | comment Comment
08/06/08
Austin Kennedy
Austin Kennedy
Sin Magazine

Anyone who isn't full-throttle fascinated with outlaw biker culture and coasting on their hazy memories of motorcycle-gang flicks of the past will probably realize early on, as I did, that Hell Ride is running on fumes without a real destination in mind.

Full Review Source: Cinematical | comment Comment
08/06/08
James Rocchi
James Rocchi
Cinematical

Like Grindhouse, it assumes that the mere sight of men with muscle vehicles accompanied by a retro-twangy soundtrack equals instant euphoria.

Full Review Source: Time Out New York | comment Comment
08/06/08
Joshua Rothkopf
Joshua Rothkopf
Time Out New York

Thesps (even toplining helmer, who's a strapping 60 years old) have nothing to work with, though one hopes they had fun riding about the desert.

Full Review Source: Variety | comment Comment
08/06/08
Dennis Harvey
Dennis Harvey
Variety
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Street cred can't save this pic, not even with Dennis Hopper and David Carradine cameos, and QT himself exec-producing and initiating the project.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment Comment
08/05/08
Aaron Hillis
Aaron Hillis
Village Voice

The second wave of fawning Tarantino imitators commences with Hell Ride, a wannabe badass biker flick that plays like a Kill Bill-Death Proof hybrid minus the genre-deconstruction angle.

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | comment Comment
08/03/08
Nick Schager
Nick Schager
Slant Magazine

Knowing that the violence alone was sufficiently ghastly to warrant R-Rating, helmer Larry Bishop had nothing to lose by adding a few more nipples to his mix, which is vastly disappointing as a genre flick and as homage to 1960s movies.

Full Review Source: EmanuelLevy.Com | comment Comment
08/02/08
Emanuel Levy
Emanuel Levy
EmanuelLevy.Com

One of the most incoherent, boring, useless films I have ever seen and I pray to God that you guys never subject yourself to it.

Full Review Source: Bloody Disgusting | comment Comment
07/29/08
Brad Miska
Brad Miska
Bloody Disgusting

It's got more gunplay than your local post office, enough close-ups of the female posterior to make Sir Mix-a-Lot blush, and so many dirty words it'll likely be banned before you finish reading this sentence.

Full Review Source: MTV | comment Comment
05/19/08
Larry Carroll
Larry Carroll
MTV

Even on its own terms, Hell Ride lacks sufficient substance to be of more than quickly passing interest for all but the most devoted fans.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter | comment Comment
02/26/08
Justin Lowe
Justin Lowe
Hollywood Reporter

I get tired of forced cleverness and genre deconstructions, and I have little patience for films whose lousiness is their selling point. If you can do a good job of making a bad movie, why not go the extra mile and make a good one?

Full Review Source: Cinematical | comment 1 Comment
02/20/08
Eric D. Snider
Eric D. Snider
Cinematical

If you legitimately commit to the concept, let your mind go and accept the world that is onscreen then you can't help but enjoy yourself.

Full Review Source: Film Threat | comment Comment
02/12/08
Mark Bell
Mark Bell
Film Threat

There's always something to be said for bare boobs and pointless violence, but the flick wears out its welcome long before it reaches the finish line.

Full Review Source: FEARnet | comment Comment
01/28/08
Scott Weinberg
Scott Weinberg
FEARnet
 
 
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