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The Cottage (2008)

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A criminal scheme gone wrong is just the start of a string of life-threatening bad luck in this darkly comic thriller. David (Andy Serkis) and Peter (Reece Shearsmith) are a pair of second-rate criminals who are eager to make a big score and think they've come up with the formula for a perfect crime. David works for a wealthy local businessman named Arnie who dotes on his teenaged stepdaughter Tracey (Jennifer Ellison), and so with the help of Arnie's slacker son Andrew (Steven O'Donnell), he … More

Rating: R
Genre: Horror
Directed By:
Written By: Paul Andrew Williams
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On DVD: Jun 3, 2008
Runtime:
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Critic Reviews for The Cottage

All Critics (20) | Top Critics (2)

lively if programmatic horror pic

Full Review… | March 17, 2008
Variety
Top Critic

Andy Serkis shouts a lot, as if raising the decibel level will compensate for the dire dialogue, while Jennifer Ellison displays more cleavage than acting ability.

Full Review… | March 14, 2008
Time Out
Top Critic

The Cottage is a film that knows how to play to its strengths, namely making the most of its modest budget and not even attempting to break the B-movie glass ceiling.

Full Review… | October 14, 2012
TheShiznit.co.uk

'The Cottage' doesn't have enough horror to satisfy horror fans and not enough comedy to satisfy everybody else.

Full Review… | June 17, 2008
ESplatter

The degree to which the movie is redeemed by its impossible-to-anticipate third act is consequently quite staggering...

Full Review… | June 8, 2008
Reel Film Reviews

The Cottage, against the odds, makes a better caper movie than gore flick.

Full Review… | May 12, 2008
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Audience Reviews for The Cottage

½

Brit comedy horror and damn funny. Well worth a watch, turn your brain off and just enjoy yourself.

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stuartb1234
Stuart Brooks

Super Reviewer

Funny yet scary horror movie. I like it.

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3niR
Dead Angel

Super Reviewer

First things first. Reece Shearsmith's character in The Cottage was one of the most annoying characters I've ever encountered in a movie. All his spineless cringing, screaming, and his general uselessness, made me want to climb somehow into the movie and kill him. Yes, I know the character was intentionally written that way, and in no manner is this a criticism of the movie. I'd actually like to commend the director, writer(s), and Reece himself, for creating such a thoroughly annoying character. Now, on to the review.

I liked the first half of The Cottage more than the second. The initial half was fairly humorous, and gave off an enjoyably creepy vibe. I was eagerly anticipating the arrival of some vague threat, while gleefully cheering for Ellison's rather intimidating prisoner. Serkis was also in fine form, as his character struggled to salvage some kind of plan amidst the overwhelming incompetence of his cohorts.

The second half of the movie is basically a decidedly average slasher-film. Not awful, but nothing special. I found myself missing the humor of the first 40 minutes. Depending on your preference for that genre, you may end up liking The Cottage more than I did. It only came to my attention because of the presence of Jennifer Ellison, but I'm glad that I ended up seeing it.

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Lewis C.

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