• R, 1 hr. 38 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Adam McKay
    In Theaters:
    Jul 25, 2008 Wide
    On DVD:
    Dec 2, 2008
  • Columbia Pictures

Step Brothers Quotes

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    1. Dale Doback: Dad, I'm doing this because I love you. Fuck you.
    2. Dr. Robert Doback: Anything else?
    3. Dale Doback: No, bon voyage! Have a great time!
    – Submitted by Brendon D (8 months ago)
    1. Dale Doback: It was the Asbestos in the house, that's what did it!
    – Submitted by Brendon D (8 months ago)
    1. Dale Doback: You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learning doctors.
    2. Brennan Huff: You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly-headed fuck.
    – Submitted by Joe N (15 months ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!
    – Submitted by Joe N (16 months ago)
    1. Dale Doback: I am warning you, if you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife.
    – Submitted by Joe N (16 months ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?
    2. Derek: What?
    3. Brennan Huff: If you lick my butt-hole.
    4. Dale Doback: Snap!
    – Submitted by Joe N (16 months ago)
    1. Dale Doback: OK on the count of three name your favourite dinosaur, don't even think about it just do it. 1, 2, 3
    2. Brennan Huff: Philosoraptor.
    3. Dale Doback: Philosoraptor.
    4. Brennan Huff: Favourite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.
    5. Dale Doback: Good Housekeeping.
    6. Brennan Huff: Good Housekeeping.
    7. Brennan Huff: If you were a chick who's the one guy you'd sleep with?
    8. Dale Doback: John Stamos.
    9. Brennan Huff: John Stamos.
    – Submitted by Zanny T (20 months ago)
    1. Dale Doback: Dad please shut up
    2. Brennan Huff: PLEASE SHUT UP!
    – Submitted by Zanny T (20 months ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: I'm gonna fill, a pillow case, full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you!
    – Submitted by Toby F (21 months ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: You don't say that!
    – Submitted by Jacob T (21 months ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: You keep your liver spotted hands off of my beautiful mother! She's a saint!
    – Submitted by Cinnamon S (22 months ago)
    1. Dale Doback: Dad, it's Shark Week!
    – Submitted by Cinnamon S (22 months ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
    – Submitted by Orian D (23 months ago)
    1. Derek: Or Randy here is going to eat your dick...
    2. Randy: Like Kobayashi!
    – Submitted by Jayden R (23 months ago)
    1. 9-year-old Brennan: You did it Derek!
    – Submitted by Jayden R (23 months ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
    – Submitted by John G (2 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: Did you rub your balls on my drums.
    2. Brennan Huff: No, I was watching cops.
    3. Dale Doback: I know for a fact that cops doesn't come on till 4:00.
    – Submitted by Wyatt D (2 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: It's just like cold case files, it's just like cold case files.
    – Submitted by Wyatt D (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what's always good for shoulder pain. If you lick my butthole.
    – Submitted by Wyatt D (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: Robert better not get in my face, cos I'll drop that motherfucker.
    – Submitted by Calum M (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: I'm not gonna call him dad not even if their's a fire.
    – Submitted by Guy P (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
    2. Dale Doback: On planet bull shit!
    3. Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!
    – Submitted by Evan H (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: If you're referring to me as butt buddy, then yes, I do have a name: and it's Brennan Huff.
    – Submitted by Evan H (2 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: [sarcastically laughs] Last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
    – Submitted by Calum M (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: Last week I put liquid paper on a bee... And it died.
    – Submitted by Chris S (2 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: Investors? Maybe you.
    – Submitted by Ryan P (2 years ago)
    1. Nancy Huff: Brennan walks in his sleep.
    – Submitted by Norma E (2 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: Is he dead?
    – Submitted by Norma E (2 years ago)
    1. Dr. Robert Doback: Get the fuck out of my house.
    – Submitted by Norma E (2 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: Dad, what a terrible idea. Why did you let us do that?
    – Submitted by Norma E (2 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: Here's a scenario for you. Lets say Nancy catches me getting out of the shower. And she thinks I look good. And she sees my chest pubes all the way down to my ball fro, and she says iv'e had the old bull, now I want the old calve. Then she grabs me by the wiener.
    2. Dr. Robert Doback: DALE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
    – Submitted by Dylan C (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: I tea bagged your drum set!
    2. Dale Doback: Oh yeah, well my drum set's a guy, so that makes you gay!
    – Submitted by Jeremy F (2 years ago)
    1. Dr. Robert Doback: Alright thats it! You guys leave me no choice! No television for a week!
    2. Dale Doback: WHAT!?
    3. Nancy Huff: We are so serious!
    4. Brennan Huff: You're fuckin high!
    5. Nancy Huff: This remote goes in Roberts room...and it stays there...
    6. Brennan Huff: This house is a fuckin prison!
    7. Dale Doback: On planet bullshit!
    8. Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks!
    – Submitted by Matthew B (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: Hey! Y'all don't say that!
    – Submitted by Eddie K (2 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
    – Submitted by Austin M (2 years ago)
    1. Derek: I can't believe that retard tried to punch me in the face.
    – Submitted by Robbie W (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED??
    – Submitted by Brett B (2 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: Boats 'N Hoes!
    – Submitted by Brett B (2 years ago)
    1. Blind Man: Cinnamon?
    – Submitted by Brett B (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: When you fall asleep, I'm gonna punch you square in the face.
    – Submitted by Matty H (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: I have had a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
    – Submitted by Oliver K (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.
    – Submitted by Christopher B (2 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: You and your mother are a bunch of hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors. The only reason we're letting you live here is because me and my dad thought your mom was hot, and we thought we'd keep her around so we can both bang her. And we'll deal with the retard in the meantime.
    2. Brennan Huff: Who's the retard?
    – Submitted by Ali E (2 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: Dad, Nancy, it's bad. It's so bad. There's blood everywhere. Those bunk beds were a terrible idea. Why'd you let us do that? It's so bad!
    – Submitted by Mary K (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: I've been called the songbird of my generation by people who've heard me. That good.
    – Submitted by Mary K (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: [while Brennan is singing] Boats and hoes!
    2. Dale Doback: Gotta have me my boats and hoes!
    – Submitted by Mary K (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: You geriatric f***! You better keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother, who is a saint, or else I'll shove one of your hearing devices up your ass so you can hear the sound of your own small intestines producing shit!
    – Submitted by Mary K (2 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: You and your mother are a bunch of hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors. The only reason we're letting you live here is because me and my dad thought your mom was hot, and we thought we'd keep her around so we can both bang her. And we'll deal with the retard in the meantime.
    – Submitted by Mary K (2 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: OK, imagine this - I'm stepping out of the shower. I'm looking good. I have a nice V of chest pubes going all the way down to my ball fro. Nancy takes one look at me, and thinks, 'I got the old bull. Now I want the young calf.' And she grabs me by the wiener...
    2. Dr. Robert Doback: SHUT THE F*** UP!
    – Submitted by Mary K (2 years ago)
    1. Nancy Huff: Dr. Doback when to Northwestern and John Hopkins. Is that good enough for you?
    2. Brennan Huff: No.
    3. Nancy Huff: Those are very prestigious schools.
    4. Brennan Huff: I smoked weed once with Johnny Hopkins. He was blazin that shit up every day.
    – Submitted by Mary K (2 years ago)
    1. Dr. Robert Doback: Is this your purse in the freezer?
    2. Nancy Huff: Yes, it's Brennan... he sleepwalks.
    3. Dr. Robert Doback: Are you serious? Dale sleepwalks, too. Check the oven.
    4. Nancy Huff: Couch pillows.
    – Submitted by Mary K (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: [mowing lawn, dressed as Nazi] Hey Derek, sprechen sie dick?
    – Submitted by Mary K (2 years ago)
    1. Alice: I pleasured myself this evening to the image of you punching my husband.
    – Submitted by Mary K (2 years ago)
    1. Dr. Robert Doback: He quit college his junior year and said he wanted to join the family business.
    2. Nancy Huff: But you're a medical doctor...
    3. Dr. Robert Doback: I told him that. He just said,'It's all about who you know.'
    – Submitted by Mary K (2 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: That's so funny. The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
    2. Brennan Huff: That's it. Just let the dirt shower over you. [whispered softly as he is burying his stepbrother alive]
    3. Derek: BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA! BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA!
    4. Nancy Huff: Today, I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. you were yelling 'Rape'.
    5. Dale Doback: I meant, let's fight!
    6. Brennan Huff: I really did think he was going to rape me at one point. He got this crazy look in his eyes and said, 'Let's get it on.'
    – Submitted by Mary K (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: [raising his voice] Hey ya'll don't say that!
    – Submitted by Miller G (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: I remember my first beer.
    – Submitted by Dan P (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: Pand, there's a D on the end.
    2. Pam Gringe: No, there's no D.
    – Submitted by Dan P (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: Well, Pan...
    2. Pam Gringe: No, my name is PAM.
    3. Brennan Huff: Are you saying Pam? or Pan?
    – Submitted by Dan P (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: You sound insane. Do you realize that? You should be medicated.
    – Submitted by Dan P (2 years ago)
    1. Derek: It's the f**kin' Catalina Wine Mixer!
    2. Alice: It's the f**kin' Catalina Wine Mixer!
    3. Dr. Robert Doback: It's the f**kin' Catalina Wine Mixer!
    – Submitted by Ashley W (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
    – Submitted by Kristen K (2 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: Oh, looks like somebody got some air. Snap!
    2. Dale Doback: Still hate you.
    3. Brennan Huff: Still hate you. Ah, look at that, it's such power, it's raw power.
    4. Dale Doback: Dad what are you doing, it's shark week?
    – Submitted by Katie B (3 years ago)
    1. Doctor: But Brennan sure can wear the shit out of that pirate hat.
    – Submitted by Katie B (3 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: Can we turn our beds into bunk beds so that there is more room for activities.
    – Submitted by Christopher C (3 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: Ahh! Zombie!
    – Submitted by Daniel S (3 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: I'll lick the shit if you leave us alone.
    – Submitted by Jamie S (3 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
    – Submitted by Jamie S (3 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: Did we just become best friends?
    – Submitted by Fiona W (3 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: I feel like a lightning bolt, just hit the tip of my penis.
    – Submitted by Stephen H (3 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: Get your shit, we're going to my room.
    – Submitted by Jake E (3 years ago)
    1. Tommy: Eat dog shit Doback!
    – Submitted by Sara H (3 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Brennan Huff: Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Dale Doback: Hey man. Did you touch my drum set?
    2. Brennan Huff: Nope.
    3. Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?
    4. Brennan Huff: I was watching cops.
    – Submitted by George L (3 years ago)

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