Fantastic Mr. Fox Quotes

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    1. Mr. Fox: Redemption? Sure. But in the end, he's just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.
    – Submitted by Tariq K (12 months ago)
    1. Rat: That's my job!
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (22 months ago)
    1. Ash: I weight less than a slice of bread.
    – Submitted by Putri D (23 months ago)
    1. Franklin Bean: You wrote a bad song, Petey!
    – Submitted by Angela R (23 months ago)
    1. Franklin Bean: You wrote a bad song, Petey!
    – Submitted by Melita E (2 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Fox: Ash! Let's get cracking!
    2. Ash: I'm sick.
    3. Mrs. Fox: Your not sick.
    4. Ash: I have a temperature.
    5. Mrs. Fox: You don't have a temperature.
    6. Ash: I don't wanna go.
    7. Mrs. Fox: Hurry up, your gonna be late. [Ash walks to get ready]
    – Submitted by ethan t (2 years ago)
    1. Ash: I can fight my own fights.
    2. Kristofferson: No you can`t.
    – Submitted by Daniel S (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Fox: Honey, I am seven fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don't want to live in a hole anymore, and I'm going to do something about it.
    – Submitted by Isabella M (2 years ago)
    1. Bean's Son: Dads on fire!
    – Submitted by Tanner B (2 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Fox: I know what it's like to feel different.
    2. Ash: I'm not different, am I?
    3. Mrs. Fox: We all are -- him especially -- but there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?
    – Submitted by Nina B (2 years ago)
    1. Ash: What's the 'K' for?
    2. Agnes: It's for pep.
    3. Ash: Pep? It's a 'K'!
    4. Agnes: We're going steady.
    – Submitted by Filomena G (2 years ago)
    1. Ash: I'm here to rescue you.
    2. Kristofferson: I've got mixed feelings about that.
    – Submitted by Filomena G (2 years ago)
    1. Ash: Am I getting better, Coach?
    2. Coach Skip: Well, you're sure as cuss not getting any worse.
    – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Fox: [breaking the silence] Another book party?
    2. Mr. Fox: Oh! I didn't see you sitting in the dark there. [smiles nervously]
    – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Bean: How many jars should I bring up, Franklin?
    2. Franklin Bean: I don't know, two I guess.
    3. Mrs. Bean: But you drank two yesterday, though.
    4. Franklin Bean: Alright, take three.
    5. Mrs. Bean: [ponders] Nope. Two's plenty.
    – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Fox: You've aged badly, Rat.
    2. Rat: You gettin' a little long-in-the-tooth yourself, partner.
    – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
    1. Kristofferson: I must say, I'm pleased to be invited, but I'm not sure I should be doing this, Uncle Foxy.
    2. Mr. Fox: Why not?
    3. Kristofferson: Because I don't like to be dishonest with people!
    4. Mr. Fox: Well, just keep your mouth shut, and it won't be a problem.
    5. Kylie: Yeah, but I don't think he should come with us either.
    6. Mr. Fox: We're not taking a boat!
    – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
    1. Ash: What's that stand for?
    2. Agnes: Huh? Uh, it for... it's for 'Pep.'
    3. Ash: Pep? It's a 'K.'
    4. Agnes: We're going steady.
    – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
    1. Beaver's Son: Why is your cousin such a wet sandwich?
    2. Kristofferson: I beg your pardon?
    3. Beaver's Son: What's that mean?
    4. Kristofferson: That means I didn't understand what you just said, a wet sandwich?
    – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Fox: Weasel! Mustela nivalis! [shakes Stan]
    2. Weasel: Stop yelling!
    – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
    1. Franklin Bean: Why did he write this with letters cut out of magazines?
    2. Walter Boggis: I don't know, but you did the same thing.
    – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Fox: You scared the cuss out of us!
    – Submitted by Michael M (3 years ago)
    1. Ash: He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You think I'm no good at anything! Well maybe your right thanks!
    – Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)
    1. Beaver's Son: Why'd you take your shoes off?
    2. Kristofferson: So I don't break your nose when I kick it.
    – Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)
    1. Ash: You're supposed to be my lab partner.
    2. Agnes: I am your lab partner.
    3. Ash: No you're not. You're disloyal.
    – Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)
    1. Mr. Fox: I understand what your saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm going to ignore your advice.
    – Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)
    1. Kristofferson: (angrily throws acorn on floor; it bounces into the bowl he's holding) Excuse me, everyone, I'm going to go meditate for half an hour.
    – Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)
    1. Kylie: Apple Juice. Apple juice flood.
    – Submitted by Sandra G (3 years ago)
    1. Rat: Y'all are trespassing now, illegally.
    – Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)
    1. Kylie: Okay!
    2. Mr. Fox: This is kind of a big deal, so don't just say 'Okay!'
    3. Kylie: Okay, well thank you.
    – Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Fox: If what I think is happening, is happening...It'd better not be.
    – Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)
    1. Badger: The cuss you are...
    2. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?!
    3. Badger: No, you cussing with ME?!
    4. Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me!
    5. Badger: You'll cuss someone but me!
    6. Mr. Fox: No, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!
    – Submitted by Neptune F (3 years ago)
    1. Ash: There's alot of attitudes going around here. Don't make me get one.
    2. Kristofferson: It's just-
    3. Ash: Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed. I'll just crawl under the bookcase. Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?
    4. Kristofferson: Never mind.
    5. Ash: Oh, you gonna pout about it? 'Cause I've had it up to here with the sad house guest routine!
    – Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

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