Fantastic Mr. Fox Quotes

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  • Mr. Fox:
    Redemption? Sure. But in the end, he's just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.
    ‐ Submitted by Tariq K (20 months ago)

  • Rat:
    That's my job!
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Ash:
    I weight less than a slice of bread.
    ‐ Submitted by Putri D (2 years ago)

  • Franklin Bean:
    You wrote a bad song, Petey!
    ‐ Submitted by Angela R (2 years ago)

  • Franklin Bean:
    You wrote a bad song, Petey!
    ‐ Submitted by Melita E (2 years ago)

  • Mrs. Fox:
    Ash! Let's get cracking!
    Ash:
    I'm sick.
    Mrs. Fox:
    Your not sick.
    Ash:
    I have a temperature.
    Mrs. Fox:
    You don't have a temperature.
    Ash:
    I don't wanna go.
    Mrs. Fox:
    Hurry up, your gonna be late. [Ash walks to get ready]
    ‐ Submitted by ethan t (2 years ago)

  • Ash:
    I can fight my own fights.
    Kristofferson:
    No you can`t.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel S (2 years ago)

  • Mr. Fox:
    Honey, I am seven fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don't want to live in a hole anymore, and I'm going to do something about it.
    ‐ Submitted by Isabella M (2 years ago)

  • Bean's Son:
    Dads on fire!
    ‐ Submitted by Tanner B (3 years ago)

  • Mrs. Fox:
    I know what it's like to feel different.
    Ash:
    I'm not different, am I?
    Mrs. Fox:
    We all are -- him especially -- but there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?
    ‐ Submitted by Nina B (3 years ago)

  • Ash:
    What's the 'K' for?
    Agnes:
    It's for pep.
    Ash:
    Pep? It's a 'K'!
    Agnes:
    We're going steady.
    ‐ Submitted by Filomena G (3 years ago)

  • Ash:
    I'm here to rescue you.
    Kristofferson:
    I've got mixed feelings about that.
    ‐ Submitted by Filomena G (3 years ago)

  • Ash:
    Am I getting better, Coach?
    Coach Skip:
    Well, you're sure as cuss not getting any worse.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Mrs. Fox:
    [breaking the silence] Another book party?
    Mr. Fox:
    Oh! I didn't see you sitting in the dark there. [smiles nervously]
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Mrs. Bean:
    How many jars should I bring up, Franklin?
    Franklin Bean:
    I don't know, two I guess.
    Mrs. Bean:
    But you drank two yesterday, though.
    Franklin Bean:
    Alright, take three.
    Mrs. Bean:
    [ponders] Nope. Two's plenty.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Fox:
    You've aged badly, Rat.
    Rat:
    You gettin' a little long-in-the-tooth yourself, partner.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Kristofferson:
    I must say, I'm pleased to be invited, but I'm not sure I should be doing this, Uncle Foxy.
    Mr. Fox:
    Why not?
    Kristofferson:
    Because I don't like to be dishonest with people!
    Mr. Fox:
    Well, just keep your mouth shut, and it won't be a problem.
    Kylie:
    Yeah, but I don't think he should come with us either.
    Mr. Fox:
    We're not taking a boat!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Ash:
    What's that stand for?
    Agnes:
    Huh? Uh, it for... it's for 'Pep.'
    Ash:
    Pep? It's a 'K.'
    Agnes:
    We're going steady.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Beaver's Son:
    Why is your cousin such a wet sandwich?
    Kristofferson:
    I beg your pardon?
    Beaver's Son:
    What's that mean?
    Kristofferson:
    That means I didn't understand what you just said, a wet sandwich?
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Fox:
    Weasel! Mustela nivalis! [shakes Stan]
    Weasel:
    Stop yelling!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Franklin Bean:
    Why did he write this with letters cut out of magazines?
    Walter Boggis:
    I don't know, but you did the same thing.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Fox:
    You scared the cuss out of us!
    ‐ Submitted by Michael M (3 years ago)

  • Ash:
    He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You think I'm no good at anything! Well maybe your right thanks!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Beaver's Son:
    Why'd you take your shoes off?
    Kristofferson:
    So I don't break your nose when I kick it.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Ash:
    You're supposed to be my lab partner.
    Agnes:
    I am your lab partner.
    Ash:
    No you're not. You're disloyal.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Fox:
    I understand what your saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm going to ignore your advice.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Kristofferson:
    (angrily throws acorn on floor; it bounces into the bowl he's holding) Excuse me, everyone, I'm going to go meditate for half an hour.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Kylie:
    Apple Juice. Apple juice flood.
    ‐ Submitted by Sandra G (3 years ago)

  • Rat:
    Y'all are trespassing now, illegally.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Kylie:
    Okay!
    Mr. Fox:
    This is kind of a big deal, so don't just say 'Okay!'
    Kylie:
    Okay, well thank you.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Mrs. Fox:
    If what I think is happening, is happening...It'd better not be.
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (4 years ago)

  • Badger:
    The cuss you are...
    Mr. Fox:
    The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?!
    Badger:
    No, you cussing with ME?!
    Mr. Fox:
    Don't cussing point at me!
    Badger:
    You'll cuss someone but me!
    Mr. Fox:
    No, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!
    ‐ Submitted by Neptune F (4 years ago)

  • Ash:
    There's alot of attitudes going around here. Don't make me get one.
    Kristofferson:
    It's just-
    Ash:
    Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed. I'll just crawl under the bookcase. Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?
    Kristofferson:
    Never mind.
    Ash:
    Oh, you gonna pout about it? 'Cause I've had it up to here with the sad house guest routine!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (4 years ago)

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