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I Love You Beth Cooper (2009)

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Critic Consensus: Heavily reliant on stereotypes and shallow teen comedy clichés, I Love You Beth Cooper is a humorless affair that fails to capture the charm of its source novel.

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When a geeky high-school valedictorian throws caution to the wind by expressing his love for a popular cheerleader during his graduation speech, life finally starts to get interesting in this coming-of-age comedy adapted from the book by journalist/author/screenwriter Larry Doyle. Denis Cooverman (Paul Rust) may have brains to spare; it's guts that he lacks -- or at least, he did until today. Stepping up to the podium to deliver an inspirational speech to his graduating class, Denis decides that the time has finally come to call out his classmates on their peccadilloes and declare his love for the prettiest girl in school -- Beth Cooper (Hayden Panettiere). Much to Denis' surprise, Beth responds by accepting an invitation to a party at his house later that day. But Beth's meathead boyfriend, Kevin (Shawn Roberts), is none-too-pleased that his high school prize is mingling with the biggest dweeb in school, and when Kevin shows up at his house and tears the place apart in a fit of rage, Denis, his best friend Rich (Jack Carpenter), Beth, and her friends Cammy (Lauren London) and Treece (Lauren Storm) all pile into Beth's car and flee for their lives. For four long years Denis sat silently behind Beth in class, pining for a way to make his love known. Now, over the course of one long night, Denis will finally get to know the girl of his dreams better than he ever thought possible. If he manages to survive until morning, it's sure to be the story of a lifetime.more
Rating: PG-13 (for crude and sexual content, language, some teen drinking and drug references, and brief violence)
Genre: Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Larry Doyle
In Theaters:
On DVD: Nov 3, 2009
Box Office: $141.2M
Runtime:
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Cast

Hayden Panettiere
as Beth Cooper
Paul Rust
as Denis Cooverman
Jack Carpenter
as Rich Munsch
Alan Ruck
as Mr. C
Andrea Savage
as Dr. Gleason
Marie Avgeropoulos
as Valli Wooley
Josh Emerson
as Greg Saolog
Pat Finn
as Coach Raupp
Violet Columbus
as Sullen Girl (Angelic...
Anja Savcic
as Victoria Smeltzer
William C. Vaughan
as Paul Bergie
Darien Provost
as Paul Bergie
Samm Levine
as Convenience Store Cl...
Ellie Harvie
as Female Cop at High S...
Dallas Blake
as Cop at Lake
Emily Tennant
as Raupp's Sophomore 2
Maggie Ma
as Raupp's Sophomore 3
Dharrol Alves
as Laughing Teen 1
Karyn Michelle Baltz...
as Laughing Teen #2
Devin Douglas Drewit...
as Laughing Teen 3
Lucy Lu
as Laughing Teen 4
Brandon Barton
as Party Boy 1
John Gulayets
as Party Boy 2
Dante Alridge
as Young Bully 1
Ifeanyi Obanye
as Young Bully 2
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Critic Reviews for I Love You Beth Cooper

All Critics (116) | Top Critics (36)

There's the potential for 'Superbad'-style comedy when Denis and his pal go on the run with Beth and friends, but the pace is slow and lines fall flat thanks to long pauses and hammy delivery.

Full Review… | August 21, 2009
Time Out
Top Critic

It so desperately wants to be an '80s high-school romp, yet comes across as a film made by people who have never even seen one.

Full Review… | March 4, 2011
sbs.com.au

It's nothing but a painful, tedious, cruel, and mean spirited exercise in sadism that actually tries to transform child molestation in to a comedic bit...

Full Review… | August 19, 2010
Cinema Crazed

The movie could have been much improved by slicing a few frames from each shot, and reining in Rust's weirdness just a bit%u2014so as to not contribute to the lumbering, hallucinogenic feel of his initial characterization.

Full Review… | December 6, 2009
Cinemalogue.com

Sweet, funny, and smart in unexpected ways

Full Review… | November 12, 2009
Killer Movie Reviews

A bimbo pride teen comedy whose cheerleader girl entourage of shallow sexpots gets enlightened too, about how 'useful' and even entertaining smart geeks with tons of brainy information to spare can be, even if totally lacking in hunk appeal.

Full Review… | October 30, 2009
NewsBlaze

Audience Reviews for I Love You Beth Cooper

½

Not the trainwreck it's been advertised as but still nowhere near the term of "passable," I Love You, Beth Cooper feels like a forgotten relic from a time capsule of 1980s teen movies. It just feels so powerfully dated and yet incompetent when it comes to maintaining a consistent comedic tone or building interesting characters. During the valedictorian's (Paul Rust) graduation speech, he loses his filter, lets people know his real thoughts, and Beth Cooper (Hayden Panettiere) gets the titular declaration. Thanks to director Christopher Columbus, the movie wallows in shallow stereotypes; geek goes after head cheerleader. The comedy is ramped-up slapstick that approaches cartoon ridiculousness, including Beth's ex-boyfriend who assaults and destroys everything in sight without anyone ever calling the police. There are some ham-handed life lessons doled out between the PG-13 randiness. The casting also dooms the flick. Panettiere isn't a strong actress, and Rust is an actor best described as "highly punch-able." I was irritated by his every movement and word, and I felt compelled to keep punching him in the face. I'm not a violent person at all but thus was my level of annoyance. There are some fun stretches but nothing that ever sticks or resonates. I Love You, Beth Cooper is not worth adulation or scorn, just indifference.

Nate's Grade: C

Nate Z.
Nate Zoebl

Super Reviewer

I Love You Beth Cooper is a terrible, unfunny, cliche, creepy, and boring comedy and is so bad that I could barely watch.

DreamExtractor
Jim Careter

Super Reviewer

½

Studios who care more about money and less about substance and artistic distinction certainly had their tentacles in when this movie was getting greenlighted. I feel like I've written this foul review a billion times: lacks chemistry between the leads, the jokes aren't funny in any context, the characters are cheesy, the premise is being recycled and the fact that this film exists at all isn't in any way necessary. If you have a bad script, it's circumventable with a stellar cast, but this film is headed by walking hot mess Paul Rust, who is somehow too nerdy and too awkward to pull this off. Panettiere just isn't what the role calls for, and it easily shows. Sure, she knows how to be cutesy as a cheerleader (much like her role on Heroes) but here the lead should be dangerous and shockingly rebellious. With her small stature and Disney ties no one is going to believe the petite blonde is anything but a conservative teenage stereotype. Besides the fact that the premise is built on Rust confessing a deep love for Beth Cooper, there is little originality, not even in the confession. The entire film is a deep exhale, not letting us take anything away from this snooze fest. Rewatch the Breakfast Club instead.

FrizzDrop
Spencer S.

Super Reviewer

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