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Nobel Son Reviews

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Christine Champ
Film.com
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Full Review Source: Film.com | Original Score: C-

May 6, 2011
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
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Lacking the polish and coherence worthy of its cast, Nobel Son is no prize winner.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | Original Score: 3/5

December 3, 2008

Nobel Son was one of my most unpleasant filmgoing experiences of 2008 (and in a year like this, that's saying something).

Full Review Source: MSNBC | Original Score: 1/5

December 3, 2008
Michael Phillips
Chicago Tribune
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I enjoyed Eliza Dushku's mad poetess, probably for the wrong reasons, but with a project this meager, you take your artful sneers and scenic diversions where you can get them.

Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | Original Score: 1.5/4

December 4, 2008
William Goss
Cinematical

Smug and glib and generally apathetic as to who gets what in the end, so long as it seems clever at the time.

Full Review Source: Cinematical

December 17, 2009
Tim Grierson
L.A. Weekly
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One of those misbegotten clunkers where just about every creative decision isn't just wrong but tone-deaf.

Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly

December 4, 2008
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

Nobel Son contains precisely one funny bit, but the film is pokey and unoriginal.

Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | Original Score: 1/4

December 5, 2008
Daniel Getahun
Minneapolis Star Tribune
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Like the worst of holiday quarrels, it's much more irritating than interesting, and by the end of it you'll be filled with as much seasonal cheer as Ebenezer Scrooge.

Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune | Original Score: 1.5/4

December 5, 2008
Ben Mankiewicz
At the Movies
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I had high hopes for Nobel Son at the halfway point, but it ultimately really completely collapses under the weight of its clever twists.

Full Review Source: At the Movies

December 8, 2008
Ben Lyons
At the Movies
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Is it a thriller? Is it a heist movie? Is it a comedy?

Full Review Source: At the Movies

December 8, 2008
Christian Toto
What Would Toto Watch?

Nobel Son wins the prize for best Guy Ritchie copycat.

Full Review Source: What Would Toto Watch? | Original Score: 2/4

December 6, 2008
Nick Schager
Slant Magazine

An absolutely abysmal crime flick.

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Original Score: .5/4

December 5, 2008
Austin Kennedy
Sin Magazine

With all of the potential Oscar bait this month, NOBEL SON is well out of it's league. A few quirky bits of humor can't save this lazy attempt at making a hip kidnapping movie.

Full Review Source: Sin Magazine | Original Score: 1.5/4

December 5, 2008
Bill Gibron
Filmcritic.com

constantly crosses the fine line between clever and severely self-indulgent

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | Original Score: 2.5/5

December 4, 2008
Tricia Olszewski
Let's Not Listen

An undignified mess that should embarrass Rickman and everyone else involved.

Full Review Source: Let's Not Listen

December 6, 2008
Manohla Dargis
New York Times
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An aggressively noisy exercise in style over substance about nasty people doing nasty things to one another in (sigh) Southern California.

| Original Score: 2.5/5

December 5, 2008
Brian Orndorf
BrianOrndorf.com

This bogus cutting-edge thriller is obnoxious and repellent in any direction it stands, mistaking distasteful tonal changes for cinematic razzle dazzle.

Full Review Source: BrianOrndorf.com | Original Score: D

December 4, 2008
Kyle Smith
New York Post
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Except for a mildly engaging heist scene in the middle of the movie, the story never gets within a mile of the Quentin Tarantino classics it tries to evoke.

Full Review Source: New York Post | Original Score: 1/4

December 5, 2008
Geoff Berkshire
Metromix.com

Oh boy does this movie have problems. From its wall-to-wall electronica score to the blandly executed sex scenes.

Full Review Source: Metromix.com | Original Score: 2.5/5

December 4, 2008
Peter Sobczynski
eFilmCritic.com

Is there a way that I can offer a formal apology to Guy Ritchie for insinuating that "Rocknrolla," was an ugly, stupid, violent and incoherent mess of a crime film when it actually comes across like "The Asphalt Jungle" when compared to this mess?

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

December 5, 2008
Brent Simon
Shared Darkness
May 15, 2012
Peg Aloi
Boston Phoenix
April 23, 2009
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