This week at the movies, we've got post-apocalyptic conflict (9, with voice work by Elijah Wood and Jennifer Connelly ); Antarctic intrigue (Whiteout, starring Kate Beckinsale and Gabriel Macht ); campus killings (Sorority Row, starring Briana Evigan and Rumer Willis ), and an unconventional family (I Can Do Bad All By Myself, starring Taraji P. Henson and Tyler Perry). What do the critics have to say?
9
Visual splendor does not necessarily a movie make. The critics say 9 looks unlike anything you've seen before, but the story's mired in cliché. The film follows 9 (voiced by Elijah Wood), who's an anthropomorphic hodgepodge of mechanics and cloth. Occupying a vast apocalyptic wasteland ruled by machines, 9 and his numerically-monikered compatriots team up to save the world from robot-kind. The pundits say Shane Acker is a brilliant cinematic stylist, and his CGI creation is dazzling and detailed. Unfortunately, others say 9's story doesn't match the power of its images; it's relatively generic stuff, and the characters aren't very well-developed.
Whiteout
Whiteout has an intriguing premise: it's a murder mystery set in the desolate, unforgiving climes of Antarctica. Unfortunately, the intrigue stops there; critics say Whiteout is nearly barren of thrills. Kate Beckinsale stars as a federal agent who must investigate a murder at the South Pole, and discovers there are even more sinister goings-on buried deep in the snow. The pundits say Whiteout is bogged down by red herrings and other whodunit conventions. Worse, there's little energy to the performances or the filmmaking. (Check out this week's Total Recall, in which we run down some of the best movies set in Antarctica.)
Sorority Row
Sorority Row advertises itself as a cross between Mean Girls and Scream -- which, going by the critics who've seen it (it was barely screened) is a bit of an exaggeration. That being said, some say this slasher flick is a little funnier and scarier than it looks. This quasi-remake of The House on Sorority Row finds a group of sorority girls who unintentionally kill a fellow sister - and find that the past comes back to haunt them. The pundits say Sorority Row is pretty generic, but it's executed with a little more flair than average.
I Can Do Bad All By Myself
We'll need some time to determine if Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All By Myself lives up to its title, since the movie wasn't screened for critics prior to release. Noted scene-stealer Taraji P. Henson stars as a hard-living nightclub singer who finds herself caring for her troubled nieces and nephews - and perhaps learning something in the process. Kids, guess that Tomatometer!
Also opening this week in limited release:
- Crude, a documentary about the "Amazon Chernobyl," a cause célèbre among environmentalists, is at 89 percent.
- No Impact Man, a doc about the trials of a family that attempts to eliminate its impact on the environment, is at 85 percent.
- Walt and El Grupo, a doc about Walt Disney's fruitful 1941 tour of South America, is at 80 percent.
- The Other Man, starring Liam Neeson and Antonio Banderas in the tale of a man who sets out to find the man his wife had an affair with, is at 23 percent.
- Beyond a Reasonable Doubt, starring Michael Douglas and Amber Tamblyn in a thriller about a prosecutor who's under investigation for evidence tampering, is at zero percent.
Finally, props to Splitter for coming the cloeset to Guessing Gamer's 22 percent Tomatometer.
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Mr. Bo Ziffer writes: on Sep 10 2009 05:36 PM TP'sICDBABM: 26% Good old Tyler Perry never disappoints . . . by disappointing me in the rest of the public. Why do people see his movies? There isn't anything original, funny, or appealing in them. I understand that people might be satisfied with the same old same old, but it's so . . . bland. I would be very mad at him, just him, for releasing this crappy movie on 9/11, but it looks like everyone decided to wait until tomorrow to release their crummy flicks. Good God, people. One tragegy at a time. (Reply to this) |
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Paints Hz Shirt Red writes: on Sep 10 2009 05:49 PM i also find tyler perrys humor not funny at all. everything thats being released this week, 9 sounds like the overall best. (Reply to this) |
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The_Duckling writes: on Sep 10 2009 06:38 PM Tyler Perry's latest cinematic masterpiece: 31%. That's stretching it, but i'm lookin for some taraji action to be happenin in da house. and that's whats up. (Reply to this) |
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lancerbird13 writes: on Sep 10 2009 06:58 PM Perry's Latest Film? I'd say 22% overall. (Reply to this) |
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RE4P3R writes: on Sep 10 2009 07:16 PM Sorority Row is performing much better than expected. Teen horror flicks usually end up in the 20%-30% range. On the other hand, I expected more from 9. The visuals were fantastic but I was never involved by the story or engaged by the characters throughout the entire movie. I Can Do Bad All By Myself - 45%. Taraji P. Henson looked good in the trailer. (Reply to this) |
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Gordon Franklin Terry Sr writes: on Sep 10 2009 08:03 PM hey "REC." just arrived (some haunted house DVD. I think I'll watch REC this weekend. Soroity Row (THE HOUSE on Soroity Row . . . looks about as interesting as the original. I love the original's score by Richard Band AND the movie was good when I was 13 years old.) I cannot wait for THE STEPFATHER (remake: the trailer makes The Stepfather look as great as Disturbia) -- "9" is a movie for Jr. -- WHITEOUT is another Joel Silver produced horror--Ghostship, House of WAX, 13 Ghosts (JOEL SILVER HORROR MOVIES Ghostship: all the cruise-ship people are cut in half and the film looks like a soap commercial/House of Wax; Gothika; 13 Ghosts) NO NO NO and NO thank you --- I Can Do Bad All By Myself again: no. Being brought-up in the middle of nowhere where anyone could go three days without seeing anyone else if they didn't own a car its difficult for me to relate to any movie about inter-cultural and intra-cultural strife. I love Boyz N The Hood; Menace II Society; Malcolm X; How Stella Got Her Groove Back; Once Upon a Time When We Were Colored; Waiting to Exhale: South Central; "that one about the married peiople" . . . okay: If my wife drags me to the movies to see "these movies" I enjoy them. Actually, I enjoy a lot of movies//whatever. (Reply to this) |
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ledawg1138 writes: on Sep 10 2009 08:18 PM "9" I'm not interested in, but without a doubt, it's the best movie of the week. Let's see...Tyler Perry? He's fallen into the Bill O'Reilly category for me. He pisses me off so often, that I've grown tired of being pissed, and just ignore him. Tyler Perry, I'M NOT LISTENING!!! "Sorority Row"? Blech. It sounds better than i thought since it's going for a more comdeic approach, but no. I'll just watch "Scream" again. Yeah, I like that, sue me. "Whiteout"? Kill me?...NOW!!!! MUST DESTROY IT! ENGLISH GONE WORSER TO MOVIE I THANKS! (Reply to this) |
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Steve R. writes: on Sep 10 2009 08:27 PM Trust me, I'm no fan of Tyler Perry, haven't seen any of his movies, but I have a feeling this one could be better than his others. Maybe it's just because it doesn't revolve around him dressed as a fat old lady. Gets old. I'll say 52%. (Reply to this) |
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GFP Sr writes: on Sep 10 2009 08:45 PM ICDBABM- 31% Everything else looks like the usual garbage after summer season. I'll check out Sorority Row and 9 when a good pirate version surfaces on bittorrent. (Reply to this) |
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ARTaylor writes: on Sep 10 2009 10:38 PM 9 looks intriguing. I would like to see it, if for nothing else than a visually good movie. I suspect that it'll rule the weekend since Final Destination won't hold up, especially with two more bad horror/thriller films to compete with. Whiteout and Sorority Row both looked bad. Whiteout looked like a poor man's alienless The Thing, and Sorority Row looked like a bad copy of I Know What You Did Last Summer. They'll come out, die quickly, a get a small following on DVD. None of Tyler Perry's stuff has looked all that interesting. They all look the same. (Reply to this) |
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John Mclane writes: on Sep 10 2009 11:59 PM 9 does look amazing, I wish kids films would get there own critics though. I am sure the lack of character depth wont upset my two boys lol (Reply to this) |
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John Mclane writes: on Sep 11 2009 12:03 AM Oh and I would much rather you gave us info about the docs that are around 80-100% than movies which we seen from there own trailers are s*** and 13% for ICDBABM. which you got to admit is an ironic title for tyler perry (Reply to this) |
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frothy writes: on Sep 11 2009 07:11 AM Is it just me, or are the Tyler Perry movies basically the Ernest movies aimed at a different audience? (Reply to this) |
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hatingvindiesel writes: on Sep 11 2009 07:18 AM I can do all bad by miself: 22% (Reply to this) |
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High School With Money writes: on Sep 11 2009 08:54 AM The 18-34 age demo watches movies in September? Tyler Perry's I Can Do 15% All By Myself (Reply to this) |
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Poor_Frisco writes: on Sep 11 2009 11:16 AM Is RT not doing Box Office Guru Previews anymore? (Reply to this) |
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Scott Love writes: on Sep 11 2009 11:19 AM I Can 32 All By My % (Reply to this) |
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Psycho Manana Banana Man writes: on Sep 11 2009 11:25 AM I'm not looking that forward to 9. It just dosen't look very interesting. (Reply to this) |
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De Alpha Trigga writes: on Sep 11 2009 01:11 PM wow...2009 just isn't the best year for movies is it. theres only been like 18 good films out of all the other films. (Reply to this) |
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De Alpha Trigga writes: on Sep 11 2009 01:12 PM i mean 2008 was roking with great films. (Reply to this) |
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