The Three Stooges Quotes

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  • J-Wowww:
    Hey that's assault!
    Moe Howard:
    Yeah well here's the pepper!
    ‐ Submitted by Brandon S (2 years ago)

  • Sister Mary-Mengele:
    Shut up! This isn't 'The Sound of Music'!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew R (2 years ago)

  • Sister Mary-Mengele:
    I save 15% on my car insurance.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew R (2 years ago)

  • Moe Howard:
    What is that gadget?
    Teddy:
    This is an iPhone.
    Curly Howard:
    An iPhone? [brings the iPhone to his eye] Hello? Hello? [gives it back] There's nobody there.
    Teddy:
    Works better on your ear.
    ‐ Submitted by David R (2 years ago)

  • Larry Fine:
    Hey, quiet down you two, you're disturing my coffee break!
    Curly Howard:
    Oh boy! Donuts! Where's mine?
    Moe Howard:
    They're small! Why don't you have two?
    Curly Howard:
    Oh, okay!
    Moe Howard:
    [sticks the donuts into Curly's ears]
    Curly Howard:
    AH! HATATATATATATATAT! Oh, now look what ya did, Moe! Ya got donuts stuck in my ears!
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)

  • Moe Howard:
    Curly, go get the chainsaw.
    Curly Howard:
    Why can't Larry do it?
    Moe Howard:
    'Cause he's got a headache.
    Larry Fine:
    No I don't!
    Moe Howard:
    [hits Larry on the head with a hammer] How 'bout now?!
    Larry Fine:
    Yeah, it's comin' on.
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)

  • Moe Howard:
    Is that Sister Mary Mangela? *Sister Mary Mangela gets hit with a church bell*
    Curly Howard:
    I dunno, but the face rings a bell!
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)

  • Moe Howard:
    He's turtle-ing! [as Moe throws the dynamite back inside the body cast]
    ‐ Submitted by Jimmie C (2 years ago)

  • Curly Howard:
    [changing baby's diaper] You must be French. You've got a lot of oui-oui.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris R (3 years ago)

  • Ling:
    Clown school is on the 10th floor.
    ‐ Submitted by Cindy G (3 years ago)

  • Moe Howard:
    Hey, Skin tag!
    ‐ Submitted by John U (3 years ago)

  • Moe Howard:
    Hey, jumbotron!
    ‐ Submitted by Craig A (3 years ago)

  • Larry Fine:
    [Larry mistakenly reads a 'Do Not Remove' Sign] Hey look, a donut remova'!
    ‐ Submitted by Jon W (3 years ago)

  • Ronnie:
    [Ronnie is slapped by Moe]vThat's assault!
    Moe Howard:
    Well here's ya peppah! [Moe Slaps Ronnie again]
    ‐ Submitted by Jon W (3 years ago)

  • Lydia:
    Those three idiots crashed the party!
    Mac:
    Who? The Kardashian girls?
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (3 years ago)

  • Curly Howard:
    Uh-oh, he's snuffocatin'!
    Larry Fine:
    Don't worry, I know the Heineken maneuver!
    ‐ Submitted by John R (3 years ago)

  • Moe Howard:
    [after a nun is hit with a giant churchbell falling off a roof] Do you know that nun.
    Curly Howard:
    No, but the face rings a bell.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel B (3 years ago)

  • Curly Howard:
    Who's the tall guy in the fancy suit and top hat?
    Ling:
    Oh.That's a snowman.
    Larry Fine:
    Yeah...But what's his name?
    ‐ Submitted by Shannon B (3 years ago)

  • Larry Fine:
    You'll have to pay me to see this garbage!
    ‐ Submitted by Nathan L (3 years ago)

  • Curly Howard:
    Nuk nuk nuk.
    ‐ Submitted by Danny R (3 years ago)

  • Curly Howard:
    Oh, Hi-ya Sister Bernice, there's something different about you. Did you get a haircut?
    ‐ Submitted by Ben C (3 years ago)

  • Moe Howard:
    He's got a headache. [to Larry]
    Larry Fine:
    No I don't!
    Moe Howard:
    [bangs Larry in the head with a hammer] How 'bout now?
    Larry Fine:
    Yeah, It's comin' on.
    ‐ Submitted by Ben C (3 years ago)

  • Moe Howard:
    Mind your P's and Q's!
    Curly Howard:
    Don't forget to dot the I's!
    ‐ Submitted by Ben C (3 years ago)

  • Curly Howard:
    [look's into iPhone like its a binocular] Hello? Hello? Nope there's nobody there.
    ‐ Submitted by Ben C (3 years ago)

  • Moe Howard:
    Everybody ready for a good time?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

  • Curly Howard:
    Well the face rings a bell.
    ‐ Submitted by Ninoska M (3 years ago)

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