The Blind Side Quotes

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• 1. Coach Cotton: You see that sign, Christian? We can either take that seriously or we can paint over it.
  – Submitted by Christopher S (25 days ago)
• 1. Investigator Granger: Mr. Oher? Mr. Oher? Tell me why. Tell me why I am here.
  2. Michael Oher: To, investigate?
  3. Investigator Granger: Yes, to investigate. I'm here to investigate you odd, predicament. Do you find it odd, your predicament? Michael?
  4. Michael Oher: I don't know. Can I, can I leave now?
  5. Investigator Granger: No you can't
  – Submitted by Christopher S (25 days ago)
• 1. Sean Tuohy: We were wonderin' if you would like to become a part of this family.
  2. Michael Oher: I kinda thought I already was.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (2 months ago)
• 1. Beth: You're changin' that boy's life.
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: No. He's changin' mine.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (2 months ago)
• 1. Alton: Whatchu packin'? Twenty two? A little Saturday night special?
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: Yep. And it shoots just fine every other day of the week too.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (3 months ago)
• 1. Coach Cotton: Was he holdin'?
  2. Official: No.
  3. Coach Cotton: Was he blockin' after the whistle?
  4. Official: No.
  5. Coach Cotton: Then what was the flag for?
  6. Official: I don't know. Excessive blockin'.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (3 months ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: Now, ya'll would guess that more often than not, the highest paid player on an NFL team is the quarterback. And you'd be right. But what you probably don't know is that more often than not, the second highest paid player is, thanks to Lawrence Taylor, a left tackle. Because, as every housewife knows, the first check you write is for the montgage, but the second is for the insurance. The left tackle's job is to protect the quarterback from what he can't see comin'. To protest his blind side.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (3 months ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: There's a moment of orderly silence before a football play begins. Players are in position, lineman are frozen. and anything is possible. Then, like a traffic accident, stuff begins to randomally collide. From the snap of the ball to the snap of the first bones, closer to four seconds than five.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (3 months ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: Sean and I have been talkin' and Michael, if you're gonna accept a football scholarship we think it should be to Tennessee. And I promise that I will be at every game cheerin' for you.
  2. Michael Oher: Every game.
  3. Leigh Anne Tuohy: Every game. But I will not wear that gaudy orange, I will not. It is not my colour wheel and I'm not gonna wear it.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (3 months ago)
• 1. Sean Tuohy: You really except Michael to lay down on the couch and talk about his childhood like he's Woody Allen or somethin'? I mean, Michael's gift is his ability to forget. He's mad at no one and he really doesn't care happen in the past.
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: You're right.
  3. Sean Tuohy: Excuse me? 'You're right'? How'd those words taste comin' out of your mouth?
  4. Leigh Anne Tuohy: Like vinegar.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (3 months ago)
• 1. Michael Oher: Sorry, Coach. I stopped when I heard the whistle
  2. Coach Cotton: Where were you takin' him?
  3. Michael Oher: The bus. It was time for him to go home.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (3 months ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: If you so much as set foot downtown, you will be sorry. I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packin'.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (4 months ago)
• 1. Michael Oher: It's nice, I never had one before.
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: What, a room to yourself?
  3. Michael Oher: A bed.
  – Submitted by Adam O (6 months ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: I said you could thank me later. It's later, Bert.
  – Submitted by Adam O (6 months ago)
• 1. Sean Tuohy: We were wondering if you would like to become a part of this family.
  2. Michael Oher: I kinda thought I already was.
  – Submitted by Adam O (6 months ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: I don't want to name names but one of the coaches took him to a titty bar. Gave him nightmares.
  – Submitted by Adam O (6 months ago)
• 1. Sean Tuohy: Who would've thought we'd have a black son before we met a Democrat?
  – Submitted by Adam O (6 months ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: If you so much as set foot downtown, you will be sorry. I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packing.
  – Submitted by Adam O (6 months ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: You threaten my son, you threaten me.
  – Submitted by Adam O (6 months ago)
• 1. Sean Tuohy: What? I'm right? How do those words feel comin' out of your mouth?
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: Like vinegar.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (8 months ago)
• 1. S.J. Tuohy: Sticks and stones?
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: You know what, S.J., just, just keep filmin'. [forces S.J.'s head toward the field]
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (8 months ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: [talking to Elaine as she gets up to leave] Shame on you.
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: [walks away] I'm gettin' this.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (8 months ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: I'm not cuttin', I'm just askin'.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (9 months ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: I said you could thank me later. It's later, Bert.
  – Submitted by Mellonee H (12 months ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: S.J., you're gonna want to get this.
  – Submitted by Jed G (16 months ago)
• 1. Sean Tuohy: We were wondering if you would like to become a part of this family.
  2. Michael Oher: I kinda thought I already was.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)
• 1. Michael Oher: Don't you dare lie to me! I'm not stupid!
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: Of course you're not stupid, Michael!
  – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: Who runs this place?
  2. CPS Employee: [points to a picture of George Bush across the room]
  – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: I'm not cutting, I'm just asking.
  – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: I would like to become a legal guardian.
  2. CPS Employee: Lord, help that child!
  – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
• 1. Beth: You're changing that boy's life.
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: No. He's changing mine.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: Don't you dare lie to me.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)
• 1. S.J. Tuohy: He was a basketball star at Ole Miss, point guard, now he owns like a million Taco Bells.
  – Submitted by Boomer C (2 years ago)
• 1. Michael Oher: [gets distracted by balloons]
  2. Coach Cotton: Balloons! They're balloons!
  – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: You threaten my son. You threaten me.
  – Submitted by Emerald N (2 years ago)
• 1. S.J. Tuohy: Sticks and stones?
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: You know what, S.J. just, just keep filming. [forces S.J.'s head toward the field]
  – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: I said you could thank me later...it's later, Bert.
  – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
• 1. Michael Oher: Mrs. Tuohy?
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: I hear 'Mrs. Tuohy,' and I look over my shoulder for my mother-in-law.
  – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
• 1. Sean Tuohy: What? I'm right? How do those words feel coming out of your mouth?
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: Like vinegar.
  – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
• 1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: ...Oompa Loompa here.....
  – Submitted by Vikram R (2 years ago)