Despicable Me Quotes

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  • Agnes:
    It's so fluffy I'm gonna die.
    ‐ Submitted by Miles F (4 months ago)

  • Bob the Minion:
    Whaaaaaaatt!?
    ‐ Submitted by Corbin J (5 months ago)

  • Gru:
    You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish?
    Miss Hattie:
    Do I look like I speak Spanish?
    Gru:
    You have a face... Como un burro.
    Miss Hattie:
    Oh! Well, thank you!
    ‐ Submitted by Kaleb H (10 months ago)

  • Gru:
    Hey mom! I build a rocket based on the macarroni model!
    Gru's Mom:
    Oooohh.....No.
    ‐ Submitted by Federico R (13 months ago)

  • Gru:
    Hey, Mom, someday i'll go to the moon too.
    Gru's Mom:
    I'm afraid that's not possible son, NASA is not sending monkeys anymore.
    ‐ Submitted by Kevin Aaron A (14 months ago)

  • Dave the Minion:
    Ngaaahaaa! Patalaki patalaku Big Boss!!
    ‐ Submitted by WillKai K (15 months ago)

  • Gru:
    I said Dart Gun not Fart Gun!
    ‐ Submitted by Mike R (15 months ago)

  • Gru:
    I said DART gun.
    ‐ Submitted by Ian O (16 months ago)

  • Vector:
    Curse you tiny toilet!
    ‐ Submitted by Rachael R (19 months ago)

  • Gru:
    Uggghh I hate that guy.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (21 months ago)

  • Edith:
    What are you warming up for?
    Vector:
    Stuff.
    Margo:
    What sort of stuff?
    Vector:
    Super cool stuff you wouldn't understand.
    Agnes:
    Like sleeping?
    Vector:
    They are not pyjamas!
    ‐ Submitted by Doraemons H (22 months ago)

  • Agnes:
    Why are you wearing pyjamas?
    Vector:
    This aren't pyjamas! Is a warm up suit.
    ‐ Submitted by Doraemons H (22 months ago)

  • Gru's Mom:
    Okay, I'm out of here. [Kicks the instructor] Hi ya!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew R (22 months ago)

  • Edith:
    Can I drink this?
    Dr. Nefario:
    Do you want to explode?
    Edith:
    [Kicks Nefario]
    Dr. Nefario:
    GRU!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew R (22 months ago)

  • Gru:
    Dave, listen up please! [Minion punches Dave]
    ‐ Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (23 months ago)

  • Gru:
    Dave, listen up please! [Minion punches Dave]
    ‐ Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (23 months ago)

  • Vector:
    You wanted to see me dad.
    Mr. Perkins:
    Oh yes, come in Victor.
    Vector:
    Actually, Victor was my nerd name. [Stands up] Now its Vector!
    Mr. Perkins:
    Sit down!
    ‐ Submitted by YOU USED THE WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS S (23 months ago)

  • Gru:
    I sit down on the toilet... wait what?
    ‐ Submitted by Bobby K (2 years ago)

  • Gru:
    No! No! Stay away from there. It's fragile. [red liquid coming out]
    Margo:
    [gasp]
    Gru:
    Well , I suppose the plan will work with two.
    Edith:
    Hey! It's so dark in here.
    Edith:
    It poke a hole in my juice box.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew S (2 years ago)

  • Gru:
    [calls Dr.Nefario over the phone] Dr. Nefario!
    Dr. Nefario:
    Huh?
    Gru:
    I'm going to need a dozen robots desguised as cookies.
    Dr. Nefario:
    What?
    Gru:
    Cookie Robots!
    Dr. Nefario:
    Who is this?
    Gru:
    Oh forget it. [shuts phone]
    ‐ Submitted by JuanYamanda R (2 years ago)

  • Agnes:
    It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
    ‐ Submitted by Iggy B (2 years ago)

  • Agnes:
    Aw, my caterpillar didn't turn into a butterfly.
    Edith:
    That's a Cheeto.
    Agnes:
    Oh. *eats Cheeto*
    ‐ Submitted by S.R. H (2 years ago)

  • Gru:
    Assemble the minions!
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)

  • Gru:
    I love you.
    ‐ Submitted by Yolanda P (2 years ago)

  • Vector:
    Curse you, tiny toilet!
    ‐ Submitted by Lion B (2 years ago)

  • Edith:
    When we were adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like 'Annie'.
    ‐ Submitted by S.R. H (2 years ago)

  • Gru:
    Rule number three, you will not cry, or whine, or laugh, or giggle, or sneeze, or burp, or fart. So, no, no annoying sounds. All right?
    Agnes:
    Does this count as annoying? *makes annoying noise*
    Gru:
    *stops Agnes* Very.
    ‐ Submitted by S.R. H (2 years ago)

  • Gru:
    Lightblub.
    ‐ Submitted by S.R. H (2 years ago)

  • Gru:
    This is very important, you have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy.
    Mark the Minion:
    Eh?
    ‐ Submitted by Brenton V (2 years ago)

  • Fred McDade:
    You know dogs do whatever they like.
    Gru:
    Unless they're dead.
    ‐ Submitted by Alonso A (2 years ago)

  • Agnes:
    Oh no, my caterpillar didn't turn into a butterfly.
    Edith:
    Agnes, that's a cheeto.
    Agnes:
    Oh... [eats cheeto]
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (2 years ago)

  • Agnes:
    It's so fluffy I'm going to die! IT'S SO FLUFFY!
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (2 years ago)

  • Gru:
    We have the Eiffel Tower! [all the minions cheer loudly] The small one from Las Vegas. [all the minions stop cheering]
    ‐ Submitted by Augusta M (2 years ago)

  • Gru:
    I will stuff you all in the crust!
    ‐ Submitted by Sally W (3 years ago)

  • Gru:
    Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon.
    Gru's Mom:
    I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Agnes:
    Pretty please?
    Gru:
    The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
    ‐ Submitted by Jo C (3 years ago)

  • Agnes:
    I like him. He's nice.
    Edith:
    But scary.
    Agnes:
    Like Santa!
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew T (3 years ago)

  • Gru:
    Why must you be so old?
    ‐ Submitted by Brendon S (3 years ago)

  • Gru:
    Knocked over!
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew A (3 years ago)

  • Dr. Nefario:
    [shoots minion with the fart gun, knocking him out]
    Gru:
    No, no, no. I said dart gun, not- [stops and starts fanning the scent away] Okay.
    ‐ Submitted by Javis C (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Perkins:
    I give you the opportunity of a lifetime, and you just blow it!
    ‐ Submitted by Hemanth C (3 years ago)

  • Edith:
    Uh, it was your cousin's idea!
    Tim the Minion:
    What?!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Agnes:
    It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
    ‐ Submitted by Grace C (3 years ago)

  • Gru:
    Oh yes, my pinkie promises.
    ‐ Submitted by Amir B (3 years ago)

  • Gru:
    I got the Shrink Ray!
    Dr. Nefario:
    [remains serious]
    Gru:
    Cotton candy!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Agnes:
    Just one more! I accidentally closed my eyes.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Edith:
    It's so fluffy!
    ‐ Submitted by Mari P (3 years ago)

  • Edith:
    Can I drink this?
    Dr. Nefario:
    Do you want to explode?
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Gru:
    You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! So no annoying sounds.
    Agnes:
    Does this count as annoying. [puckles her cheeks]
    Gru:
    Very!
    ‐ Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)

  • Gru:
    I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon. I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet... what?
    ‐ Submitted by Neptune F (3 years ago)

  • Gru:
    We are going to pull of the TRUE crime of the century... we are going to steal the MOON
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)

  • Vector:
    When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)