Kick-Ass Quotes

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• 1. Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: [narriting] If you think I would have to servive cause I'm talking to you now... Stop being such a smart ass.
  – Submitted by Connor N (6 months ago)
• 1. Chris D'Amico/Red Mist: A world full of superheroes, eh?
  2. Chris D'Amico/Red Mist: As a great man once said... wait 'til they get a load of me.
  – Submitted by Jacob S (7 months ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Show's over, motherfuckers.
  – Submitted by Jacob S (7 months ago)
• 1. Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Now Switch to kryptonite!
  2. Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Now go to Robin's revenge!
  – Submitted by Todd F (7 months ago)
• 1. Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Well how do I get a hold of you guys?
  2. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Just contact the mayor's office. He's got this giant light he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.
  – Submitted by Kim H (8 months ago)
• 1. Diner Fight Guy 1: The fuck is wrong with you, man? You'd rather die for some piece of shit that you don't even fucking know?
  2. Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: The three assholes, laying into one guy while everybody else watches? And you wanna know what's wrong with me? Yeah, I'd rather die... so bring it on!
  – Submitted by Evan T (9 months ago)
• 1. Marty: Hey, look I'm Todd's mom.
  2. Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Oh yeah, this is your dad.
  3. Marty: No that's still my mom, actually.
  – Submitted by Nicholas R (11 months ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: I have 3 million dollars in a suitcase... that long term enough for ya?
  – Submitted by David W (11 months ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Okay you cunts... Let's see what you can do now!
  – Submitted by Lucas M (11 months ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Show's over, motherfuckers.
  – Submitted by Lucas M (11 months ago)
• 1. Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead.
  2. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: And if it wasn't for you... my dad wouldn't be.
  – Submitted by Lucas M (11 months ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: So, you wanna play?
  – Submitted by Lucas M (11 months ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Daddy I'm scared.
  2. Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Come on Mindy, honey, be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of.
  3. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Is it gunna hurt bad?
  4. Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Ah child, only for a second sugar. A hand gun bullet travels at more than...
  5. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: ...seven hundred miles an hour.
  6. Damon Macready/Big Daddy: ...seven hundred miles an hour. So at close range like this the force is going to take you off your feet for sure, but its really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
  7. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: I hate getting punched in the chest.
  8. Damon Macready/Big Daddy: You're gunna be fine baby doll [shoots her]
  – Submitted by Kelsey K (12 months ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Did you see the clip? He's actually pretty good.
  2. Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Yeah, good at getting he ass kicked. His name should be Ass Kick instead [laugh]
  3. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: That doesn't make any sense.
  – Submitted by Kelsey K (12 months ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: She has many world-wide slang words which can make this movie alive. The using of cunt,cock,pussy and other combined with the humour of its story make it interesting.
  – Submitted by Rendy D (13 months ago)
• 1. Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: No doubt about it, I got to get another hat. The most I'd ever had to offer the world was good intentions and a slightly-elevated capacity to take a kicking. With no power comes no responsibility. Except that wasn't true.
  – Submitted by Cheyne L (14 months ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Dude, that is one gay looking taser!
  – Submitted by Shane C (17 months ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Okay, you cunts. Let's see what you can do.
  – Submitted by Michael C (17 months ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Show's over, Motherfuckers.
  – Submitted by R?o?d?r?i?g?o? R (18 months ago)
• 1. Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Jesus, guys, doesn't it bug you? Like thousand of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman.
  – Submitted by PiterGames K (19 months ago)
• 1. Frank D'Amico: A bazooka?
  2. Huge Goon: [looks at him]
  3. Frank D'Amico: Okay.
  – Submitted by Lou Z (21 months ago)
• 1. Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Yeah, you're so not what I expected.
  – Submitted by Walter B (22 months ago)
• 1. Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Because I am Kick-Ass!
  – Submitted by Walter B (22 months ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: He's actually pretty good.
  2. Damon Macready/Big Daddy: Good at getting his ass kicked. He should call himself Ass-Kick instead.
  3. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: That doesn't make any sense.
  – Submitted by Stephen D (22 months ago)
• 1. Frank D'Amico: [in falsetto voice] Mommy, I want to have a Kick-Ass party! Dumb little fucks!
  – Submitted by Stephen D (22 months ago)
• 1. Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: How do I get a hold of you?
  2. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.
  – Submitted by Vinod M (23 months ago)
• 1. Diner Fight Guy 1: The fuck is wrong with you, man? You'd rather die for some piece of shit that you don't even fucking know?
  2. Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: The three assholes, laying into one guy while everybody else watches? And you wanna know what's wrong with me? Yeah, I'd rather die... so bring it on!
  – Submitted by Vinod M (23 months ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Then shut the hell up, and pick your weapon.
  – Submitted by Ricardo Z (23 months ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Show's over, motherfuckers.
  – Submitted by Alex D (23 months ago)
• 1. Huge Goon: Fuck this shit, I'm getting my bazooka.
  – Submitted by Nick C (24 months ago)
• 1. Damon Macready/Big Daddy: So at close range like this, the force is gonna take you off your feet for sure, but it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
  – Submitted by Jordan S (24 months ago)
• 1. Frank D'Amico: I gotta send a public service message to the people out there that being a superhero is bad for your health.
  – Submitted by Palmer R (2 years ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: Okay you cunts. Let's see what you can do now!
  – Submitted by Palmer R (2 years ago)
• 1. Chris D'Amico/Red Mist: As a great man once said, wait 'til they get a load of me.
  – Submitted by Liam C (2 years ago)
• 1. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: So, you wanna play?
  – Submitted by Benny B (2 years ago)
• 1. Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead.
  2. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl: And if it wasn't for you... my dad wouldn't be.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass: Even with my metal plates and my fucked up nerve endings, I gotta tell you, that hurt! But not half as much as the idea of leaving everything behind. Katie, my dad, Todd and Marty... and all the things I'd never do. Like learn to drive or see what me and Katie's kids would look like or find out what happened on "Lost". And if you're reassuring yourself that I'm going to make it through this since I'm talking to you now, quit being such a smart-ass! Hell dude, you never seen "Sin City"? "Sunset Boulevard"? "American Beauty"?
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)