Far Cry Reviews
December 8, 2012
Well, this was crap. I'm on a Uwe Boll movie run, I don't know why, I just thought it would be funny. This is much better than Alone in the Dark movies. It's nothing like the game, again. Where are the monsters? Where are the epic ship battles? It strays off the path too much to be an enjoyable adaptation. Don't see, unless desperate.
May 11, 2014
Another crappy movie from a crappy director who can never seem to make a good movie. I have played the Far Cry games countless times in the past and I have really fond memories playing them and this film is not like the games at all. The whole cast here do terrible and there was a lot of crappy dialogue. Til Schweiger is miscast as Jack Carver because he is a german playing an american character and he was bland and dull throughout. The romance between him and Emmanuelle Vaugier was stupid and cheesy and the comedic tone made the movie even worse for me. The acting was stiff and monotonous throughout. Most of the characters were annoying and you don't care about anybody here at all. It is a good thing this was a straight-to-dvd release and not a theatrical release because if it was, then it would have bombed like all of the other Uwe Boll films. The only thing I will give this is that there was some entertaining action towards the end and that is it. Besides that, this is a movie you should really avoid.
February 6, 2014
A hardened seaman and a dogged reporter become trapped on an island with a mysterious scientist, a ruthless band of mercenaries, and a vicious pack of unidentifiable creatures in BloodRayne director Uwe Boll's seventh video game-to-screen adaptation. A team of mercenaries has been attacked on a remote island in the Pacific Northwest, and as mysterious reports begin to emerge from the chaos, a veteran Seattle newspaper editor sends top reporters Tom Moore and Valerie Constantine to the scene in hopes of getting the scoop on the story. Shortly after arriving on the island under the guidance of ship captain Jack Carver (Til Schweiger), the trio is attacked by mercenary commander Maria Sanchez. Though Tom is killed, Valerie and Jack manage to stage a daring escape and quickly begin to bicker over their plan as Maria's murderous soldiers fast begin gaining ground. Despite Captain Jack's plan to locate his friend Emilio and get off of the island as quickly as possible, reporter Valerie remains determined to investigate the strange situation and get as many details as possible for her upcoming story. Later, when Jack, Valerie, and Emilio are captured and taken to the secret lab of genius scientist Dr. Krieger, Valerie is extended an invitation to join the doctor in announcing his latest findings to the world. Though it finally seems as if Valerie has gotten just the scoop needed to make her story, the situation quickly turns chaotic when one of Dr. Kreiger's creatures escapes from the lab and sets out on a murderous rampage. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi I hated this movie and yes I have played the game and the game is so Uwe boll stop making movies you are not good at it.
August 10, 2011
I have never played the game Farcry but since it was directed by Uwe Boll this movie probably will not remind anyone of the game.
January 11, 2014
Uwe Boll makes a film based on a video game, starring Udo Kier as mad scientist. You know what to expect - gory and fun!
November 30, 2013
This is what everyone expects for an Uwe Boll movie. It is based on a video game, has no depth in the story or the characters, has lots of violence and explosions, and is poorly acted. Boll has made much better movies than this, even in this genre. The love story is haphazard and ridiculous. Schweiger is not leading man material. There is nothing to connect you to the material unless you play the game.
September 29, 2013
This film is total garbage as uwe boll continues to ruin my favourite game franchise. Worst film I have ever watched. Damn
June 13, 2013
This movie is so awful I can't stop watching it. Although its take me 3 times to get through it. Its like watching plane crashes on Youtube. I don't know how much money went into the production of the movie but I bet someone lost a lot of money.
May 19, 2013
Not a bad little action movie, nothing to write home about.
March 15, 2009
Nice flick a bit predictable but cool and even for a Boll movie it lacks the "boll-shit"
February 7, 2013
I thought it was a really fast action movie, that followed the plot of the game it was based off of really well. Other then some holes within the plot that they didn't go over it was a good movie.
January 27, 2013
Comical action movie.
January 18, 2013
Far Cry, technically an adaptation of the video game sharing the same name, is directed by Uwe Boll. That alone probably tells you that it'll likely be awful, but I've enjoyed some of Boll's films in the past. If they're really that bad, they still have the potential to be enjoyable. Laughing at a bad movie with some friends can be quite a fun experience, after all, so it's with that sort of mindset that I approached Far Cry.
The film opens with some confusion. I had no idea what was going on for the half hour or so. There are a lot of characters, many of whom look the same, and since I had never played the video game, I wasn't sure what the basic plot layout would be. I wasn't even sure who was supposed to be our main character until things started going south. It turns out that our lead is a man named Jack Carver (Til Schweiger), a war veteran, who currently spends his time drinking or running a whale-watching tour. Sometimes he does both at the same time, we assume. I think his possible alcoholism is supposed to be his flaw, but since it never factors into anything, it's just a footnote.
He's approached one day by Valerie (Emmanuelle Vaugier), a reporter who has been told by her uncle that something fishy is happening on an island which is off-limits to the public. She hopes that Jack will sail her over to the island so that she can meet with her uncle and learn exactly what's going on, but things go wrong when her uncle is found out, she is captured, and Jack's boat is blown to smithereens. Jack then uses his military training in hopes to save Valerie and maybe take down the evilness of the island, too.
It's basically an excuse to have a bunch of action scenes, many of which involves Genetically Engineered Super Soldiers, who can take bullets without body armor but unfortunately are mindless killing machines. They predictably get released for an all-out brawl near the end of the film, but don't actually play a large role in the movie. I don't know why they're being created or what their ultimate purpose is, but I do know that they must be stopped.
Essentially, we don't know much about our villains, only that they are evil killing machines. That's fine, I suppose, as a villain you know nothing about can often be more terrifying than one you know intimately, but here it isn't very effective, in large part because, for most of the time, Jack is fighting random, generic soldiers. The super soldiers don't do anything until the final third of the film, and even then, they're not as imposing a presence as you would expect.
Uwe Boll has always been fine at directing action scenes. They're always watchable, often entertaining, and you can usually tell what's going on in them. That's all true here, but, like with most of his films, it's everything around the action that doesn't work. The first third of the film contains no action, and is all set-up for later on, there are only a few action scenes once this set-up period is over, and any attempt at drama doesn't work at all.
There are even some attempts at comedy sprinkled throughout, all of which feel so forced that I cringed every time there was a comedic attempt. There's even one attempt at romance, wherein there was the build-up to a sec scene, followed directly by a dialogue exchange in which a character asks "How did I do?" followed by "2/10." Was the second character being sarcastic with that rating? We'll have to wait the whole film to find out, and even then, it doesn't matter. These types of things -- like Chris Coppola showing up for the final third solely for comedic relief -- try to keep the tone light, but I don't remember laughing even once.
Far Cry wore me out. By the end, I felt exhausted and bored. There was so much tedium and similar-looking scenes that this 95-minute film felt like it played for three hours. Even once everything breaks loose and anything can happen, it didn't feel like there was much difference from the events preceding this portion. What should have been a climax felt more like a sleep hypnotism program. I felt defeated by this movie.
The performances are terrible. Til Schweiger doesn't have an ounce of charisma or even much determination in this film. Whenever a dramatic or comedic scene happened, I felt like he was as uncomfortable as I was. Vaugier is almost as bad, showing no emotional response to being kidnapped, staring as stoically as she could straight ahead, with a look of "I can't believe I'm in this movie" glued to her face at all times. I get that people do these films for money, but I'd still appreciate a little bit of effort.
Far Cry is a typical Uwe Boll movie. The action scenes are fine, but there aren't enough of them and the film surrounding them is just awful. The performances are poor, the drama falls flat, the comedy is anything but funny, and even the action scenes feel same-y and, while watchable, are nothing more than technically competent. This isn't one of the "so bad it's good" movies; it's just so bad. If you can manage to avoid seeing Far Cry, it would be in your best interest to do so.
January 17, 2013
Haven't played the game yet though
January 15, 2013
When you see the name Uwe Boll, you know instantly what you are getting yourself into. I surprisingly made it 3 minutes into the movie when one particular actress opens her talentless mouth. "What about the whales?" I died laughing and had to rewind it several times to see if she was actually serious about her acting. That was as far as I got.
January 1, 2013
No bad, not good. I prefer the game!
December 31, 2012
No real plot but it was OK
December 10, 2012
One of my personal top ten worst movies ever. All actors involved should be ASHAMED that they were even tied to the video game franchise of the same name. Please. PLEASE.... DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THIS HORRIBLE HORRENDOUS MOVIE!
October 3, 2012
Hey look...another terrible uwe Boll film...