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    1. Sid: All I know is, I'm out fifty-hundred if she's not in that courtroom on Monday morning.
    2. Milo Boyd: Wait, you're telling me that I'll get five grand to go pick up my ex-wife and bring her to jail?
    3. Sid: You're a good listener.
    4. Milo Boyd: (laughs and dances for joy)
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (4 months ago)
    1. Milo Boyd: You see, what I do is, I hunt down criminals. Idiots who jump bail, specifically.
    2. Nicole Hurley: (laughing) You are a bounty hunter?
    3. Milo Boyd: Yeah. And much as it pains me to say this, and it really does, I gotta take you to jail.
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (4 months ago)
    1. Nicole Hurley: Life is making mistakes.
    2. Milo Boyd: And death is wishing that you had made more.
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (4 months ago)
    1. Nicole Hurley: (Milo dumps her in his trunk) No, you have gotta be kidding! You cannot be putting me in the trunk! You cannot be serious!
    2. Milo Boyd: (shuts the trunk) I'm dead "serious"!
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (4 months ago)
    1. Milo Boyd: Are you trying to seduce me?
    2. Nicole Hurley: Yeah.
    3. Milo Boyd: What's the hottest thing about me? That would be my gun.
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (4 months ago)
    1. Nicole Hurley: Why do people do that?
    2. Milo Boyd: Why do people do what?
    3. Nicole Hurley: Deny that they've ever done anything wrong in the relationship - why can't people take responsibility for their shit and move on?
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (4 months ago)
    1. Milo Boyd: (Nicole is calling Milo from inside his trunk) Nic... Nicole?
    2. Nicole Hurley: (crying) Please stop...
    3. Milo Boyd: Hey, remember how we used to be in love?
    4. Nicole Hurley: (still crying) Yeah.
    5. Milo Boyd: Well, that means I know when you're crying for real, and when you're faking it! Bye-bye!
    6. Milo Boyd: (laughs and hangs up)
    7. Nicole Hurley: Oh! God, Milo!
    8. Nicole Hurley: (Pounds on the trunk with her fists)
    9. Milo Boyd: (laughing) Oh, God... so good.
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (4 months ago)
    1. Milo Boyd: Nicole, what are you doing in here?
    2. Nicole Hurley: I'm going to bed?
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (12 months ago)
    1. Nicole Hurley: [holds a gun] Don't call me a girl.
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (21 months ago)
    1. Nicole Hurley: [smashes the flower pot on the wall in the hotel room in Atlantic City as Milo leaves the room with the bag] Don't you dare leave me like this?
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (21 months ago)
    1. Nicole Hurley: No, you have got to be kidding! You cannot be putting me in the trunk! You cannot be seri-!
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Milo Boyd: Duly noted. Let's go.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)

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