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  • Sid:
    All I know is, I'm out fifty-hundred if she's not in that courtroom on Monday morning.
    Milo Boyd:
    Wait, you're telling me that I'll get five grand to go pick up my ex-wife and bring her to jail?
    Sid:
    You're a good listener.
    Milo Boyd:
    (laughs and dances for joy)
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (12 months ago)

  • Milo Boyd:
    You see, what I do is, I hunt down criminals. Idiots who jump bail, specifically.
    Nicole Hurley:
    (laughing) You are a bounty hunter?
    Milo Boyd:
    Yeah. And much as it pains me to say this, and it really does, I gotta take you to jail.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (12 months ago)

  • Nicole Hurley:
    Life is making mistakes.
    Milo Boyd:
    And death is wishing that you had made more.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (12 months ago)

  • Nicole Hurley:
    (Milo dumps her in his trunk) No, you have gotta be kidding! You cannot be putting me in the trunk! You cannot be serious!
    Milo Boyd:
    (shuts the trunk) I'm dead "serious"!
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (12 months ago)

  • Milo Boyd:
    Are you trying to seduce me?
    Nicole Hurley:
    Yeah.
    Milo Boyd:
    What's the hottest thing about me? That would be my gun.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (12 months ago)

  • Nicole Hurley:
    Why do people do that?
    Milo Boyd:
    Why do people do what?
    Nicole Hurley:
    Deny that they've ever done anything wrong in the relationship - why can't people take responsibility for their shit and move on?
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (12 months ago)

  • Milo Boyd:
    (Nicole is calling Milo from inside his trunk) Nic... Nicole?
    Nicole Hurley:
    (crying) Please stop...
    Milo Boyd:
    Hey, remember how we used to be in love?
    Nicole Hurley:
    (still crying) Yeah.
    Milo Boyd:
    Well, that means I know when you're crying for real, and when you're faking it! Bye-bye!
    Milo Boyd:
    (laughs and hangs up)
    Nicole Hurley:
    Oh! God, Milo!
    Nicole Hurley:
    (Pounds on the trunk with her fists)
    Milo Boyd:
    (laughing) Oh, God... so good.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (12 months ago)

  • Milo Boyd:
    Nicole, what are you doing in here?
    Nicole Hurley:
    I'm going to bed?
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (21 months ago)

  • Nicole Hurley:
    [holds a gun] Don't call me a girl.
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)

  • Nicole Hurley:
    [smashes the flower pot on the wall in the hotel room in Atlantic City as Milo leaves the room with the bag] Don't you dare leave me like this?
    ‐ Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)

  • Nicole Hurley:
    No, you have got to be kidding! You cannot be putting me in the trunk! You cannot be seri-!
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (4 years ago)

  • Milo Boyd:
    Duly noted. Let's go.
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (4 years ago)

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