2012 Quotes

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• 1. Harry Helmsley: I barely see my boy, but at least we talk.
  2. Tony Delgado: About what?
  3. Harry Helmsley: Life, and how short it is.
  – Submitted by Matthew D (5 months ago)
• 1. President Wilson: I'm coming home, Dorothy.
  – Submitted by Matthew D (5 months ago)
• 1. Jackson Curtis: Kate, California is going down! Pack up the kids, now!
  2. Kate Curtis: They just got back. God you sound like a crazy person, the Governor says we're fine now.
  3. Jackson Curtis: That guy is an actor, he's reading a script! When the tell you not to panic, that's when you run!
  – Submitted by Matthew D (5 months ago)
• 1. President Wilson: Today, none of us are strangers. Today, we are one family, stepping into the darkness together. We are a nation of many religion, but I believe these words reflect the spirit of all our faiths. The Lord is my Shepard...
  – Submitted by Typhon Q (8 months ago)
• 1. Kate Curtis: Well, now that you got your map where are we going?
  2. Jackson Curtis: [opens up the map up to find it only has China on it] We're gonna need a bigger plane.
  – Submitted by Miles F (8 months ago)
• 1. Yuri Karpov: What is that?
  2. Sasha: The state of Hawaii.
  3. Yuri Karpov: Not good. That is not good.
  4. Jackson Curtis: How much fuel do we have?
  5. Sasha: Not much, We'll have make an emergency landing somewhere in South China Sea.
  6. Gordon: Great. At least we don't need the landing gear.
  7. Jackson Curtis: What happened to it?
  8. Gordon: Well, we've lost it all, in Vegas.
  – Submitted by Matthew D (9 months ago)
• 1. Gordon: WHO THE HECK IS THAT?
  2. Jackson Curtis: That's our pilot!
  3. Gordon: OUR PILOT? HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OUTTA HERE?
  – Submitted by David V (11 months ago)
• 1. Charlie Frost: Get them out of Yellowstone! It's gonna get ugly here!
  – Submitted by Jed G (11 months ago)
• 1. Charlie Frost: Always remember, folks, you heard it first from Charlie Frost.
  – Submitted by Jed G (11 months ago)
• 1. Charlie Frost: They're buildin' spaceships, man.
  – Submitted by Jed G (11 months ago)
• 1. Jackson Curtis: Get in the car!
  2. Kate Curtis: I think it's safer down here!
  3. Jackson Curtis: Get in the f***ing car!
  – Submitted by Jed G (13 months ago)
• 1. Jackson Curtis: Look at me, look at me, do I look scared?
  2. Lilly Curtis: Umm hummm.
  – Submitted by Alalia L (15 months ago)
• 1. Lilly Curtis: [inside Charlie's camper] That guy's crazy. Right, daddy?
  2. Jackson Curtis: No. I don't think so.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. Professor West: The Mayans saw this coming thousands of years ago.
  2. Adrian Helmsley: I thought we had more time.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. Carl Anheuser: Where the hell is President Wilson!
  2. Sally - President's Secretary: He's praying, sir, and under these circumstances that's not such a bad idea.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. Dr. Satnam Tsurutani: It looks like the neutrinos coming from the sun have mutated into a new kind of nuclear particle. They're heating up the earth's core and suddenly act like microwaves.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. Jackson Curtis: [to pilot] Here. Take this. This is a very expensive watch. My editor gave it to me when he thought I was gonna be somebody.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. Captain Michaels: [over intercom] Ladies and gentleman, this is Captain Michaels speaking. In a few minutes I will give orders to unseal the decks. At 2345 last night, our sister arks, Numbers 6 and 7, have joined our course. For the first time on our journey, we'll have clear skies and moderate-to-good air quality. As you know, our passenger count is way over capacity. So please be careful when you step out and of course, enjoy the fresh air.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. President Wilson: [Addressing the nation] My fellow Americans. This will be the last time I address you. As you know, catastrophe has struck our nation... has struck the world. I wish I could tell you we can prevent the coming destruction. We cannot. Today, none of us are strangers. Today, we are one family, stepping into the darkness together. We are a nation of many religion, but I believe these words reflect the spirit of all our faiths. The Lord is my Shepard... [cuts off]
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. Jackson Curtis: [looks at his watch after being awaken by the morning news] I'm a dead man. I'm a dead man.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. Carl Anheuser: Kind of galling when you realize that nutbags with cardboard signs had it right the whole time.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. Dr. Satnam Tsurutani: Don't worry, Ajit. We are going on a big ship.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. Charlie Frost: [Repeated line] Always remember, folks. You heard it first from Charlie.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. President Wilson: Six months ago, I was made aware of a situation so devastating that, at first, I refused to believe it. However, through the concerted efforts of our brightest scientist, we have confirmed its validity. The world, as we know it, will soon come to an end.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. Adrian Helmsley: The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. Jackson Curtis: [as Kate's house is collapsing in an earthquake] Get in the fucking car!
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. Noah Curtis: Whoa, that's a big plane.
  2. Yuri Karpov: It's Russian.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. Jackson Curtis: No matter what happens, we'll all stay together.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. President Wilson: Today we are one family.
  – Submitted by Kerwin M (16 months ago)
• 1. Kate Curtis: So, where are we headed?
  2. Jackson Curtis: We're gonna need a bigger plane.
  – Submitted by Elisabeth L (17 months ago)
• 1. Jackson Curtis: [knocks Gordon's car into earthquake crack] Sorry.
  – Submitted by Baurushan J (19 months ago)
• 1. Kate Curtis: Let him concentrate with heating, he has no experience.
  2. Gordon: Thank you.
  3. Kate Curtis: Gordon! Go!
  – Submitted by James W (2 years ago)
• 1. Adrian Helmsley: The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Kate Curtis: Where have you been all my life?
  2. Jackson Curtis: Gift shop.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)