2012

2012

39%

Opening

63% The Maze Runner Sep 19
66% A Walk Among the Tombstones Sep 19
45% This Is Where I Leave You Sep 19
82% Tracks Sep 19
93% The Guest Sep 17

Top Box Office

11% No Good Deed $24.3M
70% Dolphin Tale 2 $15.9M
92% Guardians of the Galaxy $8.1M
19% Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles $4.9M
20% Let's Be Cops $4.4M
88% The Drop $4.1M
37% If I Stay $3.9M
35% The November Man $2.8M
35% The Giver $2.6M
67% The Hundred-Foot Journey $2.4M

Coming Soon

68% The Equalizer Sep 26
71% The Boxtrolls Sep 26
86% The Two Faces of January Sep 26
—— Two Night Stand Sep 26
91% Jimi: All Is by My Side Sep 26

New Episodes Tonight

82% Girl Meets World: Season 1
87% The Knick: Season 1
53% Z Nation: Season 1

Discuss Last Night's Shows

100% Garfunkel and Oates: Season 1
—— Haven: Season 5
89% The Honorable Woman: Season 1
56% Married: Season 1
39% Rush: Season 1
82% Satisfaction: Season 1
79% You're the Worst: Season 1

Certified Fresh TV

87% Boardwalk Empire: Season 5
86% The Bridge (FX): Season 2
91% Doctor Who: Season 8
83% Extant: Season 1
89% The Honorable Woman: Season 1
87% The Knick: Season 1
89% Manhattan: Season 1
97% Masters of Sex: Season 2
90% Outlander: Season 1
82% Satisfaction: Season 1
87% The Strain: Season 1
79% You're the Worst: Season 1

2012 Reviews

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Neil Pond
American Profile

Two and a half hours of heaving and cleaving and crashing and crunching.

Full Review Source: American Profile | Original Score: 2/5

September 30, 2011
Joshua Starnes
ComingSoon.net

Over the top scenes of destruction aside 2012 is generally unimaginative in every way, from conception to execution. It's not particularly bad, but never has the end of the world seemed so quaint.

Full Review Source: ComingSoon.net | Original Score: 5/10

March 3, 2011
Josh Bell
Las Vegas Weekly

It's an exhausting, clumsy mess, and its moments of excitement are eventually toppled by the unstoppable tsunami of cheese.

Full Review Source: Las Vegas Weekly | Original Score: 2.5/5

November 11, 2009
Adam Tobias
Watertown Daily Times

To put it as simple as humanly possible, if you decide to go see one of director Roland Emmerich's end-of-the-world films you should know exactly what you are getting into.

Full Review Source: Watertown Daily Times | Original Score: 2.5/5

November 13, 2009
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
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Are we meant to applaud when skyscrapers topple and ships capsize, with tiny digital faceless bodies plummeting into the void? You make the disaster this real and it's not entertaining or chilling.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | Original Score: 2.5/4

November 11, 2009
Sam Bathe
Fan The Fire

I can't claim to have seen every terrible film in cinematic history, but in my fairly extensive watchography, 2012 is certainly in the top 5 worst ever.

Full Review Source: Fan The Fire | Original Score: 1/5

April 15, 2010
Philip Martin
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette

...Roland Emmerich has done it again - he has delivered a movie that can pass for either a sunny atrocity or a brilliant black joke.

Full Review Source: Arkansas Democrat-Gazette | Original Score: 83/100

November 13, 2009
Tyler Hanley
Palo Alto Weekly

An Oscar-caliber cast and dazzling visual effects can't rescue this formulaic disaster flick from a script flooded with generic dialogue and preposterous plot points.

Full Review Source: Palo Alto Weekly | Original Score: 2.5/4

November 19, 2009
James Berardinelli
ReelViews
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If, as is believed in certain fringe circles, the world will come to an end in 2012, at least there will be no more movies like this one made.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | Original Score: 1.5/4

November 12, 2009
Nell Minow
Beliefnet

"2012" is yet another example of technological genius and story-telling mediocrity.

Full Review Source: Beliefnet | Original Score: C-

November 12, 2009
Joe Morgenstern
Wall Street Journal
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This oafish epic about the End of Days -- as predicted by the Mayan calendar -- operates in a dead zone roughly equidistant between parody and idiocy.

Full Review Source: Wall Street Journal

November 13, 2009
Simon Foster
sbs.com.au

In line with the U.S.-centric heartbeat of 2012, most other nationalities, particularly the Russians, are viewed as imbeciles and/or mere extensions of crude stereotypes - clever Indians, honourable Chinese, stylish Italians, and so on.

Full Review Source: sbs.com.au

August 9, 2010
John P. McCarthy
ReelTalk Movie Reviews

Master of Disaster Roland Emmerich lives down to his reputation with what amounts to the biggest snuff film of all time.

Full Review Source: ReelTalk Movie Reviews

November 13, 2009
Julian Roman
MovieWeb

Like watching a Mexican soap opera with bad ass special effects.

Full Review Source: MovieWeb | Original Score: 3/5

November 12, 2009
Kelly Vance
East Bay Express

The Earth's crust destabilizes, quakes and tsunamis run riot, and continents shift, opening up a chasm directly under Columbia Pictures, the folks who hired Roland Emmerich to direct the movie.

Full Review Source: East Bay Express

November 11, 2009
Sonny Bunch
Washington Times

160 minutes of this nonsense is at least 90 minutes of back story too many.

Full Review Source: Washington Times | Original Score: 1.5/4

November 13, 2009
Rossiter Drake
San Francisco Examiner

It's missing the point to note that the patriotism on display in '2012' is embarrassingly shallow, as are Emmerich's genuflections to the value of faith. This is not a movie of ideas, but one of visceral thrills. On that level it's hardly inspired.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Examiner | Original Score: 2/4

November 24, 2009
Fernando F. Croce
CinePassion

Emmerich deals in crayon-kit characterizations and shots of famous monuments crumbling into dust

Full Review Source: CinePassion

December 8, 2009
Clay Cane
BET.com

A gargantuan mess.

Full Review Source: BET.com | Original Score: C

November 11, 2009
Scott Weinberg
FEARnet

Emmerich wavers between shocking, silly, and maudlin like a toddler would fingerpaint with red, yellow, and blue.

Full Review Source: FEARnet | Original Score: 1.5/5

November 12, 2009
James O'Ehley
Sci-Fi Movie Page
July 5, 2012
Scott A. Mantz
Scott Mantz' Movie Reviews
March 3, 2012
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