There is a frantic highway chase, a high-voltage gunfight and the obligatory chaotic party; those elements plus the pimple squeezing fun of high school clashes make 21 Jump Street the movie we had to have when the TV series should have been enough
What's up with this guy? He is notorious for this, giving a rotten review when everyone else has liked it? Obviously he is a troll just looking to bring down anything that is good. I guarantee that is partner in crime gives it another rotten review before the days end.
Mar 11 - 08:42 AM
Hey everyone. I'm just here to bitch about this guy I don't know and his opinion of a movie I've never seen.
Mar 11 - 09:23 AM
Hey everyone, I'm just here because I knew everyone would be bitching about this guy and I wanted to show you all I'm better than you for not judging him.
Mar 11 - 10:35 AM
Hey everyone. That's all... just sayin' hey.
Mar 11 - 10:53 AM
In Your Dreams
But he is better than you for not judging him. The critic has seen the movie, you haven't = your opinion has no value on the matter. Watching the trailer 20 times in a row does not constitute a legitimate viewing, fanboy.
Mar 13 - 02:26 AM
Hey everyone. I don't where I am right now. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.
Mar 13 - 07:51 AM
Hi, I'm Meatwad...where do I go to do the poop?
Mar 13 - 11:22 AM
I don't always hey every one, but when I do, I prefer dos equis.
Mar 11 - 08:25 PM
I'm on a horse.
Mar 11 - 09:38 PM
I've seen the movie. It's the funniest movie to come out in a long time.
Mar 12 - 11:09 AM
Five. Five dollar. Five dollar foot long.
Mar 12 - 10:57 AM
Rash Hunt (Matt X)
Hi everyone, I am Matt and I am an alcoholic.
Mar 12 - 01:30 PM
Haha, it's wasn't like a jonah Hill comedy (or any wide-release movie for that matter) was going to stay at 100% or something. But the t-meter should be pretty high given how great the reviews have been thus far.
Mar 12 - 06:53 PM
i agree this movie looks like shit
Mar 11 - 09:06 AM
Finally someone to validate your opinion of the trailer. Don't you feel special.
Mar 11 - 09:10 AM
You haven't even seen it...how can you say it looks like shit? This was one of the funniest movies I've seen since the first hang over.
Mar 11 - 07:38 PM
So you have to actually see a movie to say it looks like shit? Wouldn't the only time you say a movie looks like shit be if you hadn't seen it yet? If he had seen it he would have said it is shit, not it looks like shit
Mar 12 - 03:56 PM
why dont you watch the movie first asshole? it was hilarious
Mar 16 - 11:45 AM
SHITNUGGETS! I ACTUALLY THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE A NEW SLAPSTICK COMEDY WITH A 100% TOMATOMETER! FUGGIN' ASSCAKES!
Mar 11 - 09:37 AM
This ass clown gave Journey 2 a positive review, he has no cred.
Mar 11 - 09:43 AM
He also gave the third chipmunks movie a positive review by saying, and i quote "something to chew on..."
Mar 11 - 06:08 PM
That is funny!
Mar 12 - 06:05 PM
I have yet to see this movie but i know for sure that Andrew Urban is not a reliable critic (just look at his other reviews) and neither is that Louise from Urban Cinefile.
Mar 11 - 10:45 AM
Mar 11 - 12:02 PM
The guys gives Chipwrecked a positive review, yet gives this a negative one?! I truly hope anyone whoever accepted his skills as critic, ignores him from here on out.
Mar 11 - 12:06 PM
The weird thing about this is that this guy has given 42 out of his last 50 movies a fresh review. He gave Journy 2, Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked, Killer Elite, The Vow, This Means War, and Man On A Ledge fresh reviews. I personally think this movie looks hilarious, but it also looks really stupid and to be fair I am 25 and this guy is like 55. I know a couple people that are nearing 40 and they also think the movie looks really stupid (not in a funny way), so I think it is to be expected from the older generation that this movie will get some bad reviews.
Mar 11 - 12:08 PM
Rosmary De La Rosa
Older critic who seen it that liked it. It comes to personally taste. I wouldn't argue but then i saw He gave Journy 2, Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked and man on the ledge a frssh like you stated. is like WTF. I don't know. He was a fan of the show right? maybe thats why he didnt like it
Mar 11 - 12:30 PM
I knew this film wasn't going to be perfect but this guy annoys me almost as much as Cole Smithey.
Mar 11 - 12:19 PM
He liked "The Vow", that's all you have to know
Mar 11 - 01:39 PM
...What's your point?
Mar 12 - 06:55 PM
Do you really need it spelled out? His point is that "The Vow" was fucking terrible and this guy liked it, hence his opinion is suspect
Mar 12 - 07:49 PM
Meh, saw it coming.
Mar 11 - 02:39 PM
This guy thought Nicolas Cage was in Night of the Museum... Really? who cares if he liked any of the chipmunks movies... Nicolas Cage and Ben stiller are probably the two hardest celebrities to get mixed up!! He just isn't a good human being let alone movie critic!
Mar 11 - 03:18 PM
Not sure what's more hilarious, that he mixed up Cage and Stiller or that he hasn't caught it and edited it for the past year plus.
Never looked before but his reviews are amateurish, both in text and grammar(And I really don't care about 21 Jump Street either way).
Mar 12 - 10:49 AM
Of course I'm going to agree that this guy is as good as a critic as Rebecca Black is a signer, but that review is for Season of the Witch. That would be a seriously epic rofllmao if it were true though, I'm going to pretend it is.....
Mar 12 - 02:21 PM
Yeah, but if you look at the review, he implies Cage was in the Night at the Museum movies.
Mar 12 - 05:48 PM
I redact, hilarious.
Mar 15 - 10:32 AM
I hate it when people automatically denounce a critic just because he doesn't like what you like.
Mar 11 - 04:24 PM
Imbeciles do this. Complete poo heads I tell ya.
Mar 11 - 05:45 PM
I absolutely love it when people go through a critic's back-catalogue just to denounce one of their reviews and label them "unworthy". It further vindicates the fact that they're incapable of forming their own opinion.
Mar 11 - 09:02 PM
Yeah, having good taste in movies has absolutely nothing to do with your taste in movies.
Mar 12 - 06:09 AM
That quote just made me want to watch it more. Frantic highway chase? High-voltage gunfight? High school humor? Sounds like a nice hybrid of Hot Fuzz, Blues Brothers and Ridgement High to me.
Mar 11 - 09:43 PM
Ridgemont, Roger Ebert
Mar 11 - 10:39 PM