21 Jump Street is a cockamamie movie. It's as rowdy as a dick joke. After the 21st dick joke, I wanted to jump off. And after the dick jokes there's a load of excrement jokes.
Someone should shoot you in the dick
Mar 20 - 09:18 PM
Coming from the man who said Dick too often
Mar 21 - 11:55 AM
That doesn't actually prove anything or make any sense. He's not making dick jokes, he's saying dick because he's talking about the movie. You think somehow you just like put him in a hole by owning him. Your comment is just no.
Mar 23 - 07:46 AM
It's a damn raunchy comedy. the point is to have dick jokes and other stupid stuff. why even bother watching the movie...... go watch a chick flick or somethin
Mar 21 - 12:48 PM
Right - because the critic went into this movie expecting a chick flick instead of, say, a smart and consistently funny cop comedy like 48 Hours. You're a real rocket scientist there, Jon.
Apr 6 - 11:02 AM
haha, 'load of excrement', you funny old mongrel, Macklin
Mar 21 - 10:42 PM
How can I trust your review site when it's named "tonymacklin.net" go eat a bag of dicks that's been wrapped in dicks sauteed in excrement. Dick.
Mar 22 - 07:26 AM
Mar 22 - 09:12 AM
David de Carvalho
you are an idiot there were 3 dick jokes stfu this movie was hilarious you are old and dumb
Mar 22 - 01:49 PM
I must've missed all of the excrement jokes.
Mar 22 - 04:02 PM
Now that I think about it, there was the snorkel thing, which was funny because of the delivery.
And at one point one of the guys said he shit his pants, but that doesn't really even count as an excrement joke. If he had actually shit his pants, THAT would have been an excrement joke. But that didn't happen.
Mar 22 - 07:41 PM
There weren't any excrement jokes that I noticed...and the dick jokes weren't THAT bad. Jeez.
Mar 23 - 08:42 AM
There were way too many. When you're going to that same well again and again and again, it shows you've run out of material.
Apr 6 - 11:03 AM
Wait, He thinks the big bang theory is clever and well written?
This is a very professional troll. Do note that Jonah Hill clearly helped extensively with the script, and he is an exceptional comedian.
Mar 23 - 03:13 PM
Who do you think you are?
Mar 24 - 08:56 AM
Wow Macklin, I find it rather disturbing that you were so focused on the dick/excrement jokes as opposed to the infinitely better humor involved throughout the entire film and actual chemistry between the characters.
Mar 24 - 06:45 PM
This is poorly written review insulting the writing prowess of people who constructed a well-received, high grossing film. Hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Take this review for what it is - another pseudo-intellectual hellbent on proving how 'cultured' he is by trashing a raunchy comedy. Here's a thought! A movie intended as a fun, raunchy comedy is going to sound like a fun, raunchy comedy.
The actors have great chemistry, the movie is fun and this review is complete crap.
Apr 1 - 11:35 AM