22 Jump Street Quotes

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    1. Improv Student: Ok,we're going to need an audience suggestion. What is something that we would be hungry for and looking to eat?
    2. Jenko: Tampons!
    – Submitted by Mary O (18 days ago)
    1. Schmidt: CYN-THEE-UH. Cynthia.
    – Submitted by Mary O (18 days ago)
    1. Zook: Are we wearing the same puka shell necklace?
    2. Jenko: Dude, same pukas
    – Submitted by Mary O (18 days ago)
    1. Schmidt: Man, What did you say back there?
    2. Jenko: Something Cool
    3. Schmidt: Yeah, what did you say?
    4. Jenko: Something Cool man
    5. Schmidt: Yeah, but what did you say
    6. Jenko: I said something cool
    – Submitted by Zoya K (22 days ago)
    1. Schmidt: I wanna sit in bed and watch Friends all day.
    – Submitted by Matt R (25 days ago)
    1. Jenko: I thought we had Cate Blanchett with the budget.
    – Submitted by Moe J (27 days ago)
    1. Jenko: Something cool!
    – Submitted by Tristan H (31 days ago)
    1. Jenko: You remember me? I'm your best nightmar... I'm your worst nightmare
    – Submitted by Jared S (34 days ago)
    1. Captain Dickson: We jump street...and we're about to jump in your ass.
    2. Schmidt: Right in the crack.
    – Submitted by Jared S (34 days ago)
    1. Captain Dickson: We're Jump Street and we're about to jump in your ass.
    2. Schmidt: Right in the crack.
    – Submitted by Matt R (36 days ago)
    1. Jenko: We're like a power couple.
    2. Schmidt: We're like Rihanna and Chris Brown. Your a good dancer but sometimes your meaner than like you to be.
    – Submitted by Matt R (36 days ago)
    1. Captain Dickson: You two son of a bitches are going to college!
    – Submitted by Matt R (37 days ago)
    1. Schmidt: Hey, listen! There's a grenade in my shorts!
    2. Jenko: Is that it?
    3. Schmidt: That's my dick!
    4. Jenko: What about that?
    5. Schmidt: That's my dick also!
    – Submitted by Peter L (46 days ago)
    1. Schmidt: Unh...broke my ass.
    – Submitted by Peter L (46 days ago)
    1. Jenko: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.
    2. Schmidt: Fuck. I'm not gonna take a dump the entire time we're here.
    – Submitted by Scott W (5 months ago)

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