• PG-13, 1 hr. 35 min.
  • Drama, Romance, Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Marc Webb
    In Theaters:
    Jul 17, 2009 Wide
    On DVD:
    Dec 22, 2009
  • Fox Searchlight Pictures

500 Days of Summer Quotes

The top 500 Days of Summer quotes selected by the Rotten Tomatoes community. Login to submit a quote!

    1. Rachel Hansen: Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate.
    – Submitted by Justin F (7 months ago)
    1. Tom: You're ridiculous. Your favorite Beatle is Ringo.
    2. Summer Finn: Damn right! Ringo's the best.
    – Submitted by Andrew D (8 months ago)
    1. Vance: I've been happily married for 30 years. She's the light that guides me home. Yes, it is from one of our cards. No, someone else wrote it. Doesn't make it less true.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. McKenzie: Love... shit, I don't know. As long as she's cute and she's willing, right? I'm flexible on the cute.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. Tom: No! Don't pull that with me! This is not how you treat your friend! Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? Shower sex? Come on! Friends my balls!
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. Vance: Misery. Sadness. Loss of Faith. No reason to Live. This is perfect for you.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. Tom: Do you ever do this, you think back on all the times you've had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again and you look for those first signs of trouble?
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. Tom: Look, we don't have to put a label on it. That's fine. I get it. But, you know, I just, I need some consistency.
    2. Summer Finn: I know.
    3. Tom: I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning and feel differently.
    4. Summer Finn: And I can't give you that. Nobody can.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. Rachel Hansen: PMS?
    2. Tom: What do you know about PMS?
    3. Rachel Hansen: More than you, Tom
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. McKenzie: Hey, don't you have like 20 cards to write by Friday? Hmmm.
    2. Tom: Nope, all done.
    3. McKenzie: Really? Well, could you help me with mine? Because I'm running out of ways to say "Congratulations". So far, I've got: "Congrats", "Good job" and "Well done".
    4. Tom: How about, "Every day you make me proud. But today you get a card."
    5. McKenzie: Shit, that's good!
    6. Tom: I know.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. Paul: Robin is better than the girl of my dreams. She's real.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. Summer Finn: You weren't wrong, Tom. You were just wrong about me.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. Rachel Hansen: Better that you find this out now before you come home and find her in bed with Lars from Norway.
    2. Tom: Who's Lars from Norway?
    3. Rachel Hansen: Just some guy she met at the gym with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. Tom: You know, my friends are all in love with you. You know, it's like we said. Plenty of other fish in the sea. Thanks. But, uh, those are guppies.
    2. Rachel Hansen: Yeah.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. Rachel Hansen: Look, I know you think she was the one, but I don't. Now, I think you're just remembering the good stuff. Next time you look back, I, uh, I really think you should look again.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. Tom: Author's Note: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you Jenny Beckman. Bitch.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. Tom: People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. Tom: It's official. I'm in love with Summer. I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love how she licks her lips before she talks. I love her heart-shaped birthmark on her neck. I love it when she sleeps.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (13 months ago)
    1. Rachel Hansen: Just because some girl likes the same bizarre crap like you do doesn't make her your soulmate.
    – Submitted by Zeldagne L (13 months ago)
    1. Summer Finn: Save the serious time for tomorrow.
    – Submitted by Kaye E (16 months ago)
    1. Tom: It's off.
    2. McKenzie: What?
    3. Tom: Me and Summer.
    4. McKenzie: Was it ever on?
    5. Tom: No, but it could have been in a world where good things happen to me.
    6. Paul: Yeah, well that's not really where we live.
    – Submitted by Jacob M (18 months ago)
    1. Tom: I liked this girl.. man I loved her. What did she do? She took a giant shit on my face.
    2. Alison: Literally?
    3. Tom: Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus, what's the matter with you?
    – Submitted by James B (19 months ago)
    1. Tom: There's a lot of different stuff you could do?
    2. Summer Finn: Show me.
    – Submitted by Riley D (19 months ago)
    1. Tom: What happens if you fall in love?
    2. Summer Finn: Well, you don't believe that, do you?
    3. Tom: It's love. It's not Santa Clause.
    – Submitted by Lauren R (20 months ago)
    1. Tom: This is lies. We are liars. Think about it. Why do people buy cards? It's not because they want to say how they feel. People buy cards because they can't say they feel or are afraid to. And we provide the service that let's them off the hook. You know what? I say to hell with it. Let's level with America. Or at least let them speak for themselves. Right?
    – Submitted by Angela T (20 months ago)
    1. McKenzie: You should turn her into a book.
    2. Tom: What?
    3. McKenzie: Arthur Miller said, if you want to understand a woman, you have to turn her into a piece of literature.
    4. Tom: [laughs] That guy got more sex than me.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (21 months ago)
    1. Rachel Hansen: You should ask her.
    2. Tom: Well, why rock the boat, that's what I'm thinking. Things are going well, you start putting labels on it? That's like the kiss of death. It's like saying 'I love you'.
    3. Rachel Hansen: Yeah, I know what you mean. That's what happened between me and John.
    4. Tom: Who the hell's John?
    5. Rachel Hansen: My boyfriend before Mark.
    – Submitted by Ishana S (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: Are you her boyfriend?
    2. Tom: It's not that simple.Why,like, are we going steady?Come on guys, we're adults.We know how we feel, and we don't need to put labels on it - I mean boy friend, girlfriend,you know, all that stuff ,it's really juvenile.
    3. McKenzie: You sound gay.
    4. Paul: You really do.
    – Submitted by Ishana S (2 years ago)
    1. Vance: [reading a card that Tom had written] Roses are red, violets are blue... Fuck you, whore!
    – Submitted by Giovanni C (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: Did she say hey instead of hi because you know that means she's a lesbian right?
    – Submitted by Dana P (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: That was my nickname in college, Perfectly Adequate and Handsome.
    2. Summer Finn: They used to call me anal girl...
    3. Tom: *spits up drink*
    4. Summer Finn: I was very neat, and, organized.
    – Submitted by Dana P (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: We don't have to put a label on it, I just need to know you're not going to wake up in the morning and feel differently.
    2. Summer Finn: I can't give you that Tom, no one can.
    – Submitted by waverly p (2 years ago)
    1. Paul: But you know what? Robin's better than the girl of my dreams. She's real.
    – Submitted by Matt P (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: The best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature.
    – Submitted by Nusfish K (2 years ago)
    1. Summer Finn: ...And I just kept thinking, Tom was right.
    2. Tom: [smiles] No.
    3. Summer Finn: [laughs] Yeah, I did. I did.
    4. Summer Finn: [serious] It just wasn't me that you were right about.
    – Submitted by Julie Y (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: Well, my name's Tom.
    2. Girl at Interview: Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn.
    – Submitted by Michael C (2 years ago)
    1. Vance: Misery, sadness, loss of faith, no reason to live... This is perfect for you.
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel, or they're afraid to. We provide the service that lets them off the hook.
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: What happened? Why - why didn't they work out?
    2. Summer Finn: What always happens. Life.
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: Nobody loves Ringo Starr.
    2. Summer Finn: That's what I love about him.
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: [split screen scene on the train about Millie's wedding] Yeah but you said you were going that's why I'm going.
    2. McKenzie: And that's why I called her last night and told her I was sick, like a ninja.
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Rachel Hansen: Quit being a pussy.
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Vance: [reading a card that Tom has written] Roses are red, violets are blue... Fuck you, whore!
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: You don't want to be named as anybody's girlfriend, and now you're someone's wife?
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: [the girl at the job interview agrees to meet Tom for coffee afterward] We'll figure it out. My name's Tom.
    2. Girl at Interview: [Last lines of the film] Nice to meet you. [Shakes his hand]
    3. Girl at Interview: I'm Autumn. [Tom looks at the camera in amazement. Film cuts to a title card with a '1' indicating the first day of Tom's relationship with Autumn]
    – Submitted by Kerwin M (2 years ago)
    1. Rachel Hansen: Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate.
    – Submitted by Hanna K (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: That's actually my nick name in the college, they called me 'perfectly adequate' Hansen.
    2. Summer Finn: They used to called me anal girl
    3. Tom: [shock and choked]
    4. Summer Finn: I was very neat and organized.
    – Submitted by Hanna K (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.
    2. Alison: Literally?
    3. Tom: Well, no, not literally. That's disgusting.
    – Submitted by Michael J (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: Either she's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or... she's a robot.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: [Montage of Summer] I hate her crooked teeth. I hate her 1960s haircut. I hate her knobby knees. I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. I hate the way she sounds when she laughs. [Fade to black as Swayze's 'She's Like the Wind' plays briefly]
    – Submitted by Kase V (2 years ago)
    1. Summer Finn: There's no such thing as love, it's fantasy.
    – Submitted by Lavinia H (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.
    – Submitted by Serina S (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: Did you ever do this, you think back on all the times you've had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again and you look for those first signs of trouble?
    – Submitted by Courtney M (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: It's these cards and the movies and the pop songs, they're to blame for all lies and the heartache, everything.
    – Submitted by Kaye R (2 years ago)
    1. Summer Finn: We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now.
    2. Tom: Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy, seven times with a kitchen knife, I mean we have some disagreements but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.
    3. Summer Finn: No I'm Sid.
    4. Tom: Oh, so I'm Nancy...
    5. Summer Finn: Let's just eat and we'll talk about it later. Mmm, that is good, I'm really glad we did this. I love these pancakes... what?
    6. Summer Finn: Tom, don't go! You're still my best friend!
    – Submitted by Taylor F (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: I love how she makes me feel, like anything's possible, or like life is worth it.
    – Submitted by Nasrullah A (2 years ago)
    1. Tom: You know what sucks? Realizing that everything you believe in is complete and utter bullshit!
    – Submitted by Norence I (2 years ago)
    1. Rachel Hansen: Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate.
    – Submitted by Ging S (2 years ago)
    1. Summer Finn: Summer: I woke up one morning and I just knew.
    2. Tom: Tom: Knew what?
    3. Summer Finn: Summer: What I was never sure of with you
    – Submitted by Ivana N (3 years ago)
    1. Tom: People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated
    – Submitted by Ivana N (3 years ago)

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