Devil

Devil

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Devil Quotes

The top Devil quotes selected by the Rotten Tomatoes community. Login to submit a quote!

  • Mechanic/Tony:
    Who are you?
    Old Woman:
    Today, I'm an old woman.
    ‐ Submitted by Typhon Q (23 months ago)

  • Old Woman:
    Damn, I really wanted you.
    ‐ Submitted by Seven Seas W (24 months ago)

  • Detective Bowden:
    So no, I don't believe in the Devil. You don't need him, people are bad enough by themselves.
    ‐ Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)

  • Ramirez:
    You see it?
    Lustig:
    Yeah, look, that's just... That's just grain in the image. That's, you know, it's a mistake. It's like when people see Jesus in a pancake or something.
    ‐ Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)

  • Salesman/Vince:
    Your building SUCKS!
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob H (2 years ago)

  • Guard/Ben:
    Hey lady you need to sign in.
    Young Woman/Sarah:
    Do I look like such a threat.
    Guard/Ben:
    Don't blame me, we got procedures.
    ‐ Submitted by Ibraheem M (2 years ago)

  • Ramirez:
    When he's near, everything goes wrong. Toast falls jelly-side down, children hit tables, and people get hurt.
    ‐ Submitted by aldo s (2 years ago)

  • Business Bureau Clerk:
    Easy bro.
    Guard/Ben:
    I'm not your bro.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Mechanic/Tony:
    I'm so sorry.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony F (3 years ago)

  • Young Woman/Sarah:
    Turn on the lights!
    ‐ Submitted by James W (3 years ago)

  • Ramirez:
    You must consider that one of these people might be the Devil.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

  • Detective Bowden:
    An apology note left at the site of a hit and run. My wife and son were killed out on Bethlaham Pike five years ago, but that's OK, because whoever did it is *sorry*. You can tell by the heartfelt apology on the back of a carwash coupon.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)