Gigli (2003)

4/5

I can't call Gigli a misunderstood masterwork, but I'm not ashamed to say I enjoyed it.

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02/14/08

1/5

Torture. Impossible to imagine how it could've been worse.

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12/30/06

1/4

Gigli isn't the equivalent of cracking a whippit, but it is irredeemably flawed

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03/16/06

N/A

Mitigating factors: a carefully curated sampling of J-Lo butt cleavage, and an arrhythmic Christopher Walken cameo which momentarily diverts the doomed ship from collision with the iceberg.

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02/09/06

1.5/4

Apart from the notoriety of their relationship, there isn't much else going for this movie.

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09/30/05

1/5

I can't say that I enjoyed watching Gigli but it certainly was an instructive lesson in how good ideas can go horribly wrong.

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03/05/05

F

Famous rich people can't just go to Glamour Shots to satisfy their appetites for amour-propre...

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01/27/05

1/4

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez ... each spend several shocking minutes expounding upon the wonders of their own nether regions.

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09/20/04

0.5/5

The first half is an unfunny drag, with a few uncomfortable laughs provided by a retarded man. The last half is a tragedy.

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07/07/04

0/4

Gigli looks like a movie that writer-director Martin Brest made up on the spot.

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06/23/04

1/5

Awe-inspiringly, world-historically awful.

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01/15/04

0/4

Brest inserts little wrinkles in an attempt to wash away the clichés, but all he achieves is taking an already wretched script to new depths.

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01/03/04

1/5

If one has to find something positive to say about Gigli, it would have to be this: at least it isn’t likely to spawn a sequel.

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01/02/04

1/5

How any relationship could be expected to survive after Gigli is a mystery. So if you're thinking of bringing someone for the laugh, be prepared to go home alone.

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11/14/03

2.5/4

It tries a valiant effort to be smart and edgy, and feels like something that's always edging at greatness but never quite managing to break on through.

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10/12/03

1/5

[You] realise that having your skin flayed by a potato peeler would be less painful.

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09/24/03

1/5

The rumours are true, this is one of the worst films of the year.

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09/20/03

0.5/4

Just a waste that deserves to be forgotten rather than attacked.

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08/24/03