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A Bag of Hammers (2012)



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A Bag of Hammers revolves around the friendship of two charming grifters, Ben and Alan, played by Jason Ritter and Jake Sandvig. Ben and Alan have built a successful though larcenous business, posing as car valets, only to steal the vehicles instead of parking them. Because of their less-than-ideal childhoods and a "job" that allows them to remain likeable boyish rogues well into their 20's, their penchant for crime is almost forgivable. However, everything changes when they meet a twelve-year-old boy named Kelsey. Neglected by his mother, Kelsey is drawn to Ben and Alan and they to him--eventually, Kelsey becomes part mascot, part protege. His presence ultimately forces Alan and Ben to choose between a life of crime and fun (an extended childhood) and the opportunity to grow up and deal with the emotional consequences that come with it. -- (C) Official Sitemore
Rating: Unrated
Genre: Drama, Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Brian Crano, Jake Sandvig
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On DVD: Jun 19, 2012
MPI Media Group - Official Site


Rebecca Hall
as Melanie
Greg Clark
as Temp Agency Intervie...
Devika Parikh
as Temp Agency Intervie...
Philip Pavel
as Temp Agency Intervie...
Johnny Simmons
as Older Kelsey
Cameron Palatas
as Young Alan
Glenn McCuen
as Young Ben
Sally Kirkland
as Older Jewish Lady
Kenyetta Lethridge
as Food Bank Volunteer
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Critic Reviews for A Bag of Hammers

All Critics (18) | Top Critics (9)

It's too little, too late for Crano's Wes Anderson-inflected innocence-disrupted project...

Full Review… | May 17, 2012
Los Angeles Times
Top Critic

Brian Crano's very slight debut of a comedy.

Full Review… | May 11, 2012
New York Post
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Mr. Canterbury's character is a Hollywood child archetype: wan and withdrawn, all monosyllables and needy stares.

Full Review… | May 10, 2012
New York Times
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Woven amid the glib one-liners and contrived scenarios is an unexpected, and undeniably touching, sense of heart.

Full Review… | May 10, 2012
New York Daily News
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It's a struggle all the way for A Bag Of Hammers, though its irony-crusted heart is in the right place.

Full Review… | May 10, 2012
AV Club
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The real scam was the filmmakers tricking Rebecca Hall (and a cameoing Amanda Seyfried) into participating in this blunt instrument of an indie.

Full Review… | May 9, 2012
Time Out
Top Critic

Audience Reviews for A Bag of Hammers

While starting out as one of those "quirky" comedies, the film really isn't a comedy at all, though it does attempt to retain the quirkiness.

Of course it didn't help that several later scenes that I believe were supposed to be funny were truly reaching; to the point of almost being offensive (as when one of the two grifters has to go at it alone and is reduced to being tempted to rob little old ladies of their purses).

I feel that the back story - that of abused childhood (hence the title) had enough heft to be the sole theme of this film and that the comic elements could have been left out entirely (or at least the more overt ones). The script, when it focuses on the back story, is adequate; as is the acting of Jason Ritter and Jake Sandvig as the two grifters - they are loose enough in that slacker kind of way, and able to carry the wood when the film reveals the pained underside. Precocious kiddy number 9000 is aptly performed by Chandler Canterbury (there's a stage name if I've ever seen one), who manages to make me feel sorry for him as all he wants is someone to care about him (it's obvious that his mother does not). That at least one of the grifters does care is the major turning point of the plot and what gives this film a marginal passing grade - that and the ability to remain in costume; keeping the laissez faire slacker mentality and air of light joviality in spite of the dark underpinnings.

I was drawn to this film because the daughter of a friend worked on the costumes (which are lowbrow LA kitch and so normal you don't notice that they are costumes at all). Normally, just by the title alone, I would have steered clear, and really the title is unfortunate as this could easily be dismissed as a screwball comedy - it's not, and while certainly not a great film, I was pleasantly surprised by the dramatic element. At least the film knew that it was straddling a precarious fence, as during the closing credits it includes a scene where one of the grifters is seen in a hardware store looking at hammers. In the next scene as the 3 main characters are throwing hammers at bottles, one turns to the other and says "you know that this is a pretty obvious metaphor, right?" To which the other replies, "Yeah, but it makes a nice visual". That just about sums up the tone of the film.

paul sandberg

Super Reviewer

"A Bag of Hammers was a nice surprise. I'm not sure what I expected, but it wasn't what I got. The movie is emotionally dark. There is some humor in there as well, but the story itself is emotional, sad, and depressing. My heart ached for the characters. You don't get much information on Ben and Alan's childhood, but the pieces you do get tells a story of broken homes with abusive neglecting parents. So when Kelsey enters their lives, with his situation being similar, it's hard not see themselves in the young boy.
In the scene where Lynette is in the backyard hanging her clothes on the line and she calls her son stupid and the spawn of satan, I wanted to go through the screen and beat the crap out of her. But in the end, I kinda felt sorry for her. I learned a long time ago that there are parents who are just not meant to be parents. They just don't know how to be. I think Lynette falls in this category. Unfortunately, poor Kelsey ends up with two parents who would rather not be parents and want nothing but to be rid of him.
The story really grabbed at my heart strings and I thought Chandler Canterbury did an amazing job in his role.
Jason Ritter is just as talented as his late father. I really enjoy his acting. I really liked Jake Sandvig in this as well. I don't know if I've seen him in anything else, I'd like to think I would remember. I liked him a lot in this.
Amanda Seyfried plays a small role. But even in that small part she dominates the screen. I'm liking her the more I see her in films.
If you like indie flicks then this should be something you would enjoy.
Also just anohter little tidbit; The way these two, Ben and Alan, make their living isn't new, but the way they go about it is so, so, so mest up. You will have to see the movie to understand what I mean.
Great movie, I would definitely see it again."


Super Reviewer


In "A Bag of Hammers," Ben(Jason Ritter) and Alan(Jake Sandvig, who also co-wrote with director Brian Crano) are a couple of con men who specialize in stealing cars from cemeteries. They figure that has to be better than the gig Melanie(Rebecca Hall), Alan's sister, has as a waitress in a waffle house. There is also Ben and Alan's sideline interest in real estate where they rent a house to Lynette(Carrie Preston) who can barely make ends meet or take care of her son Kelsey(Chandler Canterbury).

With a very good cast(Gabriel Macht is around here somewhere) and a refreshingly positive take on irresponsibility, "A Bag of Hammers" still cannot overcome its awkward blend of quirky and realism. First, if you are going to have quirky thieves, you need to have them steal quirky things. By comparison, no matter their modus operandi or how much they do not want to admit it to themselves, Ben and Alan are in the big leagues by stealing cars. On the other side, as the only places she apparently looks for work is from temp agencies, Lynette is badly underwritten, which cannot be improved upon no matter how much life Carrie Preston may try to futilely breathe into her. And without much in the way of a plausible story, that's pretty much it, except for one nice long shot of bad news being delivered.

Walter M.

Super Reviewer

A Bag of Hammers Quotes

Ben: Tea is civilizing. People drink it in centers of learning.
– Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)
Ben: We all get a bag go hammers, whether it's being poor or catching cancer, divorce or losing your brother, or losing your mother. You know what I mean, Kelsey. It's what you do with these hammers.
– Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)
Alan: Stay in school. Don't drink and drive. Just say no.
– Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)
Alan: You speak in Michael Bolton lyrics.
Amanda: Fuck you, Alan and you have a little dick.
– Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)

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