If Adam Sandler starred in and directed this movie, it'd still get a higher RT score ROFL

lol
Matthew Preston
02-13-2013 03:48 PM

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Apr 22 - 04:57 PM

Jacklord Alan Keen

Jacklord Alan Keen

Adam sandler would make this movie worse, i suppose...

Apr 18 - 06:40 PM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

L O L

-my reaction to your disappearing posts. Soon you'll just be an afterthought. You were no Geordie Newlands. Sorry.

Feb 26 - 05:24 PM

Matthew Preston

Matthew Preston

Yeah, that guy was shit, and I'm amazing.

Feb 27 - 02:46 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

You fucking wish.

Feb 27 - 09:11 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

lol

Feb 26 - 05:15 PM

Movie 4.

Movie 43

Hi five Matthew

Feb 23 - 04:03 PM

Magic Mike

Mulholland Driver

This idiot probably isn't even a black guy just using the photo to troll for racist comments. its the last comment I make regarding this dickwad. Suggest everyone else do the same.

Feb 23 - 07:24 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Don't worry. We got it.

Feb 23 - 09:35 AM

Ben Thompson

Ben Thompson

No offense Chase, but I don't think you "got it". The next time Matthew P. makes another thread like this (no offense to Matt either, I don't want to offend anyone), you're still probably going to be there making comments.

Mar 27 - 11:18 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Nah, not anymore. I used to get all fiery with Preston but it's not even worth it. I just flagged all of his comments and hope that 4 more people have the same idea so I don't have to look at his bullshit anymore. It seemed to work well.

Mar 28 - 09:49 AM

Ben Thompson

Ben Thompson

Yeah, I don't know what flagging does. Nothing really seems to happen.

Apr 9 - 10:21 PM

Matthew Preston

Matthew Preston

Schmikel Cuntstain, please die of cancer.

Feb 23 - 09:44 AM

Matthew Preston

Matthew Preston

You mad, Schmickel Cuntstain? The answer is yes. Yes you are.

Feb 23 - 09:49 AM

Bazooka Jew

Bazooka Jew

Just flag his posts. If they were actually funny, I wouldn't mind them.

Feb 26 - 05:19 PM

w@velength

In Your Dreams

You read my mind. I don't believe for a second that this person is actually black. The avatar is meant to be ironic. Not the good kind of ironic. The racist kind. Like when the Tea Party accuses Obama of being a Muslim. That kind of ironic. Matt is just a disgusting cynical asshole.

Jul 6 - 10:24 PM

Rich Gehring Jr.

Rich Gehring Jr.

If Adam Sandler directed a remake of "Roots" with you starring in it it would be terrible.

Feb 22 - 10:37 PM

Jake P.

Jake Preston

I agree, Matthew. Remember when we watched Happy Gilmore followed by anal sex? Best night ever.

Feb 16 - 12:16 PM

Rich Gehring Jr.

Rich Gehring Jr.

Whoever has come up with the Jake Preston character is my hero. Continue the good work, even if you have to stay with the gay theme the whole time it's genius, pure genius.

Feb 23 - 08:16 AM

Matthew Preston

Matthew Preston

Actually, I'm struck by the lack of creativity. It doesn't bother me, except by virtue of my having to see simplicity and go-to 'wit' extolled by transparent morons who'd praise Rob Schneider's 'genius' if they thought it 'pwned' me.

Yawn. I'd rather people stuck to openly attacking me. At least it might not be this boring.

Feb 23 - 09:49 AM

hollis m.

hollis mills

no one said that they liked rob schneider, if you put words in a persons mouth you are changing the topic

Feb 23 - 11:15 AM

Dylan  J.

Dylan Jones

Bingo, hollis.

Feb 23 - 03:54 PM

Matthew Preston

Matthew Preston

I didn't say anyone here said they liked Rob Schneider, you unbelievably dense cunt. I said they WOULD praise Schneider and his 'humour' if he attacked me, because they're really that easy to read and predict. So are you. I predicted that you'd fail to understand basic logic and/or sentence structure and miss the point of 90% of what I say, and that retards like Dylan Jones would knee-jerk agree with you despite your incredibly poorly-reasoned points.

Feb 24 - 02:39 AM

Matthew Preston

Matthew Preston

I didn't say anyone here said they liked Rob Schneider, you unbelievably dense cunt. I said they WOULD praise Schneider and his 'humour' if he attacked me, because they're really that easy to read and predict. So are you. I predicted that you'd fail to understand basic logic and/or sentence structure and miss the point of 90% of what I say, and that retards like Dylan Jones would knee-jerk agree with you despite your incredibly poorly-reasoned points. My predictions were correct.

Feb 24 - 02:40 AM

Matthew Preston

Matthew Preston

Nowhere did I say anyone said they like Rob Schneider. Try to observe sentence structure next time. Idiot.

Also, LOL @ Dylan's knee-jerk agreement with your blatantly illogical point.

Feb 25 - 02:37 AM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

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Feb 15 - 04:05 PM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

You are my hero.

Feb 15 - 05:41 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

Fucking brilliant.

Feb 16 - 07:56 AM

John Tyler

J *

You deserve a round of applause.

Apr 22 - 05:18 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

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Feb 15 - 03:59 PM

Dan Everett

Dan Everett

Whoa, dude, are you saying you ENJOYED "Jack and Jill"?!

Feb 13 - 05:34 PM

Daniel Irwin

Daniel Irwin

Adam Sandler is a fucking hack! Am I the only one who hated ALL of his films??

Feb 14 - 03:25 AM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

The only ones I liked were Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore. Maybe Big Daddy. Everything else is garbage.

Feb 14 - 07:32 AM

JJ ..

JJ .

Woah,
If you didn't enjoy "Reign Over Me"
Or, if you didn't like it, if you didn't even shed a tear
You're a heartless monster

Apr 2 - 11:50 PM

Dan Everett

Dan Everett

Nope

Feb 14 - 10:50 AM

Sean Moore

Sean Moore

Happy and Waterboy had moments...he's the atypical Hollyweird schmuck...starts to believe his own agent's made-up hype...there has to be an intervention to stop him putting out the same tired schtick...with the same tired cast ..but I agree too many butt-heads like and pay to see this junk...

Feb 24 - 10:21 PM

Magic Mike

Mulholland Driver

Don't swallow this troll bait.

Feb 23 - 07:38 AM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

Dude, you're not funny. Just get over it. People who hate this movie won't even agree with you. Just get a job and leave this site, please.

Feb 13 - 04:03 PM

Alberto Zeeky

Alberto Zeeky

I'm starting to think the owner of the hilarious Movie 43 account (detect the sarcasm) made another to finally have someone give him support.

Feb 13 - 04:07 PM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

Sarcasm detected. Didn't even need to tell me.

Feb 13 - 04:14 PM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

Sarcasm detected. Didn't even need to tell me. And yes, I think you could be right.

Feb 13 - 04:14 PM

Chase The Lost

Chase: The Lost Trollfighter

I just think he's a fucking loser.

Feb 13 - 04:23 PM

Alex Maverick

Alex Maverick

Well, that's pretty much the general consensus.

Feb 13 - 04:24 PM

Tony Stark

sam varma

shut the fuck up you maverick bastard! I will fuck your mother

Feb 15 - 09:57 PM

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