• R, 1 hr. 26 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Michael Tiddes
    In Theaters:
    Jan 11, 2013 Wide
    On DVD:
    Apr 23, 2013
  • Open Road Films

A Haunted House Quotes

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    1. Kisha: There's a ghost in the house!
    2. Malcolm: There's a ghost in your ass.
    – Submitted by Astha S (11 months ago)
    1. Malcolm: Bitch, there's a ghost in the house! Deuces!
    – Submitted by John Tyler M (12 months ago)
    1. Chip the Psychic: I would say watermelon, but that could be racist.
    – Submitted by Brendan C (15 months ago)
    1. Malcolm: Nobody is going to hurt you on my watch. Unless somebody has a gun.
    – Submitted by Brendan C (15 months ago)
    1. Malcolm: Oh my god look at all of this shit.
    – Submitted by Brendan C (15 months ago)
    1. Kisha: Look on the bright side I am allergic to dogs.
    2. Malcolm: Thats what was so great about Shiloh. He was hypoallergenic.
    – Submitted by Brendan C (15 months ago)
    1. Malcolm: Bitch! There is a ghost in the house. Deuces!
    – Submitted by John C (15 months ago)
    1. Malcolm: Three... Three people are dead.
    – Submitted by Chris P (15 months ago)
    1. Malcolm: Did you just quote Sam Jackson?
    – Submitted by Chris P (15 months ago)

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