A Haunted House Quotes

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  • Kisha:
    There's a ghost in the house!
    Malcolm:
    There's a ghost in your ass.
    ‐ Submitted by Astha S (2 years ago)

  • Malcolm:
    Bitch, there's a ghost in the house! Deuces!
    ‐ Submitted by J * (2 years ago)

  • Chip the Psychic:
    I would say watermelon, but that could be racist.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (2 years ago)

  • Malcolm:
    Nobody is going to hurt you on my watch. Unless somebody has a gun.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (2 years ago)

  • Malcolm:
    Oh my god look at all of this shit.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (2 years ago)

  • Kisha:
    Look on the bright side I am allergic to dogs.
    Malcolm:
    Thats what was so great about Shiloh. He was hypoallergenic.
    ‐ Submitted by Brendan C (2 years ago)

  • Malcolm:
    Bitch! There is a ghost in the house. Deuces!
    ‐ Submitted by John C (2 years ago)

  • Malcolm:
    Three... Three people are dead.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

  • Malcolm:
    Did you just quote Sam Jackson?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

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