A Haunted House Reviews

Truly one of the worst horror spoofs of all time, and there have been some hideous failures over the years. Poorly written, repetitive and offensive on every level without being funny. Wait, I'm just getting started.

Full Review | Original Score: F

I thought coming down with the flu would be the worst thing to happen to me this week. But that was a few days ago when I was still sweating it out in bed and coughing up my lungs... before my immune system was further compromised by A Haunted House.

Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5

You know a fright-flick craze is in danger of running its course when Marlon Wayans comes along to broadly, belatedly spoof it.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

Along comes Marlon Wayans to do in A Haunted House what he once did in Scary Movie. And do it much, much worse.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

A Haunted House is just what you'd expect of a spoof aimed squarely at adolescent males.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5

A movie that offends every moral sensibility but delivers few comedic rewards.

Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4

Gross, annoying, boring, stupid and above all not funny!

Full Review | Original Score: 2/10

It's like watching a snuff film, only it's the audience who's dying inside.

Full Review | Original Score: 0/5

Does it even qualify as a movie? Why did it take two people to write and cost $2.5 million to make?

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Marlon Wayans takes comedic aim at Paranormal Activity and its ilk but scores precious few hits.

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The concept relies too heavily on crude gags that feel more desperate than inspired.

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You might chuckle at Wayans huddled in the tub, frantically trying to scrub himself clean of something slightly more earthly-freaky than evil spirits. But watching him get it on with stuffed animals? Ick.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

There are vague hints that the story is "really" about the difficulties and anxiety of commitment, but then one of many variations on a fart joke distracts from any actual idea.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5

Mining the spoof genre he helped reenergize with the "Scary Movie" franchise, Marlon Wayans comes up short with a well-worn scattershot approach that rarely connects with audience funny bones.

Full Review | Original Score: C

There's no reason to reward or encourage any of the people involved with A Haunted House to continue making this type of off-putting (and disposable) raunch-fest.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5

This found-footage spoof impresses right out of the gate, because in the first five minutes one sacred movie taboo is thrown out the window and pummeled to absolutely absurd lengths.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4

If the opening gag in your R-rated movie is an extended flatulence joke you should reconsider whether you're qualified to make such a movie.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

Who thinks it's high time for a movie that spoofs The Blair Witch Project? Hands! Anyone? Anyone? No?

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

If you're wondering why A Haunted House exists alongside the upcoming Scary Movie 5 rather than instead of it, you may already have given the subject more thought than Marlon Wayans had hoped.

Full Review | Original Score: .5/4

exactly what you'd expect from a spoof of found footage movies released in January without advanced screenings for critics

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5