A Haunted House Reviews

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Russell Hainline
Movie Mezzanine
February 6, 2014
Neither worthy of my laughter nor capable of inducing sleep. No, this is one of those rare films where its badness turns the cogs of your brain.
Full Review | Original Score: F
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Josh Tapper
Toronto Star
January 24, 2013
A movie that offends every moral sensibility but delivers few comedic rewards.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
Sandy Schaefer
ScreenRant
January 11, 2013
There's no reason to reward or encourage any of the people involved with A Haunted House to continue making this type of off-putting (and disposable) raunch-fest.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Matt Donato
We Got This Covered
January 7, 2013
A Haunted House really just feels like Scary Movie 4.5, substituting a tad more (just as terrible) story work for random "celebrity" cameos and pop-culture jabs.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
Joe Cunningham
Empire Magazine
May 27, 2013
Dreadful.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
William Bibbiani
CraveOnline
January 11, 2013
It's bad, but at least it's beguilingly bad.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
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Sherilyn Connelly
Village Voice
January 15, 2013
Does it even qualify as a movie? Why did it take two people to write and cost $2.5 million to make?
Will Salmon
SFX Magazine
June 17, 2013
Just another in a long line of mercilessly unfunny spoofs.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Jennifer Tate
ViewLondon
June 19, 2013
This send up of the Paranormal Activity films provides a few laughs here and there, but for the most part its crude and clichéd script is ridiculously stupid, embarrassingly over the top and occasionally offensive.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Donald Clarke
Irish Times
June 21, 2013
Heck, worse films starring Robert De Niro have been released this year.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Eddie Harrison
The List
June 18, 2013
This Haunted House needs a KEEP OUT sign nailed to the door.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
James Luxford
The National
October 18, 2013
Too banal to be offensive, it's certainly one to miss
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Michael Nordine
Slant Magazine
January 11, 2013
If you're wondering why A Haunted House exists alongside the upcoming Scary Movie 5 rather than instead of it, you may already have given the subject more thought than Marlon Wayans had hoped.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/4
A.A. Dowd
Time Out Chicago
January 25, 2013
You know a fright-flick craze is in danger of running its course when Marlon Wayans comes along to broadly, belatedly spoof it.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Roger Moore
Tribune News Service
January 11, 2013
"Paranormal Black-tivity?" Played.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Margot Harrison
Seven Days
May 22, 2013
This is the first film I've seen that depicts rape perpetrated by a bisexual, weed-smoking ghost, and probably the last.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
Ed Gibbs
The Sun Herald
June 2, 2013
A painfully unfunny, overly familiar send-up of recent horror franchises.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Alonso Duralde
TheWrap
January 11, 2013
Disrespect is the name of the game for this flat, by-the-numbers Paranormal Activity spoof, which suggests that letting your girlfriend move in with you is pretty much tantamount to opening the gates of hell.
Alicia Malone
IGN Movies
January 11, 2013
Nobody expects A Haunted House to be a masterpiece, but in going for the easy joke, the film missed out on many opportunities for satire.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
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Jordan Hoffman
Film.com
January 10, 2013
The homophobia that saturates [this film] is no mere joking around. It comes from a place of hate and [the filmmakers] must be held accountable.
Full Review | Original Score: F
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