Perhaps the only way to approach Abduction that will not result in a 105-minute boredom-induced coma is to think of it as a comedy, preferably with a drinking game attached.
Haha, I always like Berardinelli.
Sep 27 - 02:50 AM
hahahaa this review is hilarious
Sep 30 - 02:49 PM
My friend and I watched it last night and you basically described our feelings at the end. We were laughing annoyingly throughout the whole movie and when we were standing up to leave, I asked the other people in the theater if that wasn't the worst movie they've ever seen and they basically all agreed.
Oct 2 - 08:21 PM
This review is the definition of "funny, because it's true".
Nov 12 - 12:34 PM
hahaha! thanks for that review!
Jan 2 - 08:46 AM
Hahaha! Seriously this is a movie to grab a bunch of buddies and just laugh at it and not, take it seriously! The biggest joke the movie made is us taking, Lautner seriously!
Feb 12 - 11:14 AM