Perhaps the only way to approach Abduction that will not result in a 105-minute boredom-induced coma is to think of it as a comedy, preferably with a drinking game attached.
My friend and I watched it last night and you basically described our feelings at the end. We were laughing annoyingly throughout the whole movie and when we were standing up to leave, I asked the other people in the theater if that wasn't the worst movie they've ever seen and they basically all agreed.
Hahaha! Seriously this is a movie to grab a bunch of buddies and just laugh at it and not, take it seriously! The biggest joke the movie made is us taking, Lautner seriously!
David Jorgensen
Haha, I always like Berardinelli.
Sep 27 - 02:50 AM