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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Reviews

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Tom Glasson
Concrete Playground

If you thought the American Civil War was about ending slavery, you're in for a rude surprise.

Full Review Source: Concrete Playground | Original Score: 2.5/5

March 4, 2013
Ben Kendrick
ScreenRant

As a tongue-in-cheek action mashup, Grahame-Smith and Bekmambetov have, for the most part, delivered an entertaining (albeit campy) historical retelling.

Full Review Source: ScreenRant | Original Score: 2.5/5

September 27, 2012
Adam Ross
The Aristocrat

A rancid hot pot of over-caffeinated action, choppy editing, self-importance and retarded scripting, Lincoln is the worst blockbuster in recent memory...

Full Review Source: The Aristocrat | Original Score: 1/5

September 27, 2012
Jonathan Lack
We Got This Covered

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter doesn't even come close to living up to the fun, silly nature of its premise. The film is a dull, humorless, ugly-looking slog.

Full Review Source: We Got This Covered | Original Score: 3.5/10

September 14, 2012
Jeff Beck
Examiner.com

What you get with "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" is an interesting concept that has a number of structural problems.

Full Review Source: Examiner.com | Original Score: 2/4

September 14, 2012
Justin Craig
FoxNews.com

With the most preposterous of plots, one would expect "Lincoln" to be funny, but it's not. It takes itself as seriously as a disease, and therein lies the biggest problem with this film.

Full Review Source: FoxNews.com | Original Score: 3/10

September 10, 2012
Mark Ellis
Schmoes Know

This movie is even sillier than I thought it would be. You talk about shark-jumping, fridge-nuking. I have a new one for you, horse leaping! Once that happens, that's when it goes off the rails and begins it's descent into Movie Hell

Full Review Source: Schmoes Know | Original Score: 2/5

June 21, 2012
Kristian Harloff
Schmoes Know

This movie just made Steven Spielberg's life easier because his Lincoln biopic coming out in December wil definitely be the better of these two films. This could have been fun, it never settles in what it wants to be and ultimately fails.

Full Review Source: Schmoes Know | Original Score: 2/5

June 21, 2012
Donald Clarke
Irish Times

It's rather a shame that yawning voids occupy the places where we usually expect to find characters.

Full Review Source: Irish Times | Original Score: 2/5

June 22, 2012
Cameron Williams
The Popcorn Junkie

Uses cues from the life of the former US President and builds an unwieldy supernatural story on top of it.

Full Review Source: The Popcorn Junkie | Original Score: 2.5/5

August 3, 2012
Barbara VanDenburgh
Arizona Republic
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The problem with movies based on a single joke is that a single joke is rarely funny enough to sustain the running time of a feature-length film. And with "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter," the whole joke is in the title.

Full Review Source: Arizona Republic | Original Score: 2/5

June 21, 2012
Matt Patches
Hollywood.com

The execution is neither serious or jokey enough to make the movie palatable - a near impossible result for a movie with that title.

Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | Original Score: 1.5/5

June 22, 2012
Soren Anderson
Seattle Times
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Walker's face is soft, bland, unremarkable. His acting, likewise.

Full Review Source: Seattle Times | Original Score: 1.5/4

June 21, 2012
Kate Erbland
Boxoffice Magazine

It's not nearly as snappy or campy as it should be-though its self-seriousness is its own kind of entertainment.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | Original Score: 2.5/5

June 21, 2012
Ed Whitfield
The Ooh Tray

There are moments in this mound of historic mash, where you rub your peepers until they look like glacÚ cherries.

Full Review Source: The Ooh Tray

June 26, 2012
Rich Heldenfels
Akron Beacon Journal

Some good effects, but takes its potentially amusing premise way too seriously.

Full Review Source: Akron Beacon Journal | Original Score: 2.5/4

June 28, 2012
Grae Drake
Movies.com

It relies solely on the gimmick that it's funny to have an ex-President using a silver-coated axe to fight mythical creatures. There's nothing else there.

Full Review Source: Movies.com | Original Score: 2.5/5

June 22, 2012
Shaun Munro
What Culture

The appallingly self-serious Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is stylised to death and lacks the subversion needed to support its inspired premise.

Full Review Source: What Culture | Original Score: 2/5

June 20, 2012
Bruce Diones
New Yorker
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The violence quickly becomes numbing, and Benjamin Walker plays Lincoln without the sense of irony needed to keep the historical and supernatural sides of the story consistently entertaining.

Full Review Source: New Yorker

July 2, 2012
Simon Miraudo
Quickflix

Sounds like it was pitched at the tail-end of a particularly cynical, three-day, coke-fuelled marketing strategy session in between Transformers with Boobs and The Voice: The Movie...

Full Review Source: Quickflix | Original Score: 2/5

July 30, 2012
Drew Taylor
The Playlist
June 22, 2012
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