The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Quotes

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    1. Sleazy Guy: Last dance Mr. rock and roll detective.
    – Submitted by Rocky R (2 years ago)
    1. Don Cleveland: You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that, and I don"t mean your legs.
    – Submitted by Rocky R (2 years ago)
    1. Ford Fairlane: I'm so terrifical I even got my own 1-800 number. 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE!
    – Submitted by Rocky R (2 years ago)
    1. Johnny Crunch: No dessert until you finish your dinner.
    – Submitted by Rocky R (2 years ago)
    1. Ford Fairlane: What are your names? Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?
    – Submitted by Rocky R (2 years ago)
    1. Lt. Amos: Are you calling me an asshole, asshole?
    2. Ford Fairlane: No I'm calling you an anus, anus. But if you prefer.
    – Submitted by Rocky R (2 years ago)

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