The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Reviews
I love the all-star cast: Robert Englund, Priscilla Presley, Wayne Newton, Ed O'Neil, Gilbert Gottfried, and Lauren Holly. Holly excels in a small role as the vulnerable secretary with the knock-out figure. The Dice-man is exactly what you'd expect, for better or worse, and Maddie Corman is delightful as Zuzu, an MTV dance party-type. Has there ever been a greater groupie name than "Zuzu Petals?"
The plot is disposable; who cares about the mysterious CDs? Accept The Adventures of Ford Fairlane for what it is, and just laugh along. As Dice would exclaim, "Unfu*#ingbelieveable!"
Ford Fairlane: Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...
Lt. Amos: Like ME, right?
Ford Fairlane: Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.
Dice, Gilbert, Sam the Sleazebag, Kyle Troy, Lt. Anus, Zu Zu Petals, the flockin' koala bear....
This movie is a fountain of quotable lines. It's booty time.
Dice's 15 minutes expired right after this film. still, the best surviving relic of this film is Billy Idol's [i]Cradle of Love[/i]