i might rate this higher on a second viewing. really an incoherent jumble of a film, like an octopus playing with mustard in the refrigerator of a hotdog stand on top of a stingray and one of steve irwin's fingers, which is printed in zany portraiture on a cardboard fischer price jigsaw puzzle, the pieces bent and torn
but smashed together in a semblence of reality by the austistic secret love child of liza minelli and john bonham, liza 2, who was raised at a center of masonic power in london by a troupe of acrobatic dwarves who are under command of the british royal family to administer the child with mind melds from aleister crowley's brain, which is suspended in a cheap mason jar of amniotic fluid beneath a portable toilet in trafalgar square guarded by low level microwave frequencies that alert a team of mutants named after members of the royal academy in space near planet x when breached.
September 25, 2006
