This dog of a movie confirms that in 1836 Texas was stolen from Mexico by a bunch of opportunistic bastards whose descendants went on to use similarly underhanded methods to steal the office of the White House in 2000.
The Alamo (2004)
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Reviews Counted:151
Fresh:46
Rotten:105
Average Rating:5/10
Consensus: Too conventional and uninvolving to be memorable.
Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for sustained intense battle sequences
Runtime: 2 hrs 17 mins
Genre: Action/Adventure
Theatrical Release:Apr 9, 2004 Wide
Box Office: $22,367,675
Synopsis: An epic that evokes films such as HOW THE WEST WAS WON and DANCES WITH WOLVES, THE ALAMO details the key 1863 battle fought to win Texas from the Mexican government. Originally constructed as a... An epic that evokes films such as HOW THE WEST WAS WON and DANCES WITH WOLVES, THE ALAMO details the key 1863 battle fought to win Texas from the Mexican government. Originally constructed as a Spanish mission, the Alamo provided a secure post between Texas settlements and the troops of General Santa Anna (Emilio Echevarria), protecting the scores of people working to develop the budding territory, including Davy Crockett (Billy Bob Thornton), James Bowie (Jason Patric), and Sam Houston (Dennis Quaid). But when it was left in the care of an inexperienced leader, the men stationed at the Alamo found themselves in a deadly ambush by Santa Anna. With an insurmountable advantage in strategy and sheer numbers, Santa Anna led the complete slaughter of Alamo forces, an act that incited the ire of Houston who initiated the turnaround that brought Santa Anna's quick defeat. Thornton provides a standout performance as Davy Crockett, who had gained notoriety as an adventurer, rumored to have jumped the Mississippi River. As the Alamo troops prepare to fight, Thornton's nuanced Crockett tempers their adrenalin with horrific battle tales and helps them come to terms with their impending mortality. While graphically reminding viewers of the horrors of war, the film also pays homage to the bravery and patriotism of the men who fought to liberate Texas, live in a free democratic society, and build better lives. [More]
Starring: Billy Bob Thornton, Jason Patric, Patrick Wilson, Emilio Echevarria
Starring: Billy Bob Thornton, Jason Patric, Patrick Wilson, Emilio Echevarria, Jordi Molla, Marc Blucas, Dennis Quaid
Director: John Lee Hancock, John Sayles
Director: John Lee Hancock, John Sayles
Screenwriter: John Lee Hancock, Stephen Gaghan, Leslie Bohem
Producer: Mark Johnson, Ron Howard
Composer: Carter Burwell
Studio: Touchstone Pictures
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Sep 28, 2004
Reviews for The Alamo
Simplistic history and pompous, jingoistic propaganda; worst of all, it lacks much in the way of excitement.
Slowly paced, does little to make you care about the people who gave their lives during this bloody time and is, well, just boring.
Director and writer John Lee Hancock avoids most of the bombast and showy display of the 1960 John Wayne film.
The filmmakers have obviously decided to use as their model those educational films. . .that are inflicted on soon to be history-hating students at the middle school level
Thornton’s Crockett provides most of the entertainment value hidden in this haystack of historical boredom.
slips from the mind so quickly it might as well be about the rental car agency, and not the famous Texas battle.
Thornton's performance as a slightly itchy Davy Crockett saves it from being a complete and total bomb.
Not even good sets, plenty of historical detail, and Billy Bob Thornton can put life into director John Lee Hancock's slow-moving, poorly acted Texan saga.
Having undergone a long and presumably tortuous editing process, the new Alamo, in the end, feels thinned out.
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