Critic Review - ColeSmithey.com

This dog of a movie confirms that in 1836 Texas was stolen from Mexico by a bunch of opportunistic bastards whose descendants went on to use similarly underhanded methods to steal the office of the White House in 2000.

May 5, 2009 Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | Comments (8)
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Greg R.

Greg Rice

i concur. you've connected the dots brilliantly..the alamo, a mediocre hollywood movie, and stealing the white house.

Jul 23 - 09:05 PM

JF G.

JF George

Wow Cole, you sound like a bitter, angry, little man that would hate any movie that shows what Americans are really made of. I find it very telling that you can't even review a movie without spewing bitter bile about a nearly decade old election. Maybe some day Sean Penn will make a film about the Alamo so you'll have something to rave about, until then keep wallowing in your self-loathing.

Dec 1 - 11:44 AM

John F.

John Fleming

As liberal as I am, Cole Smithey lost his mind with this review.

Jan 16 - 10:48 PM

Arturo Rey

Arturo Rey

Not much of a liberal I would say.

Jan 14 - 11:13 AM

Arturo Rey

Arturo Rey

totally agree an this comment..... I don't care what anyone says. He (Cole Smithy) is direct and concise...

Jan 14 - 11:13 AM

Ethan Housley

Ethan Housley

OK THATS IT BUDDY YOU HAVE REALLY PISSED ME OFF. ITS ONE THING TO SAY THAT THE MOVIE IS BAD BUT TO INSULT ACTUAL MEN WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES TO TAKE THEIR RIGHTFUL LAND AWAY FROM A TYRANT. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CHANGE YOUR NAME TO THE DUMBEST CRITIC IN THE WORLD AND JUST GIVE UP ON YOUR CAREER COMPLETELY BECAUSE YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND A FAILURE.

Apr 21 - 01:51 PM

wstruemke

William Struemke

seriously? talk about the movie, not your bad politics.

Jun 12 - 08:07 PM

Doug Dalton

Doug Dalton

Shut the Fuck up Cole. God Bless Texas

Sep 25 - 08:08 PM

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