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Alexander (2004)
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Reviews Counted:189
Fresh:30
Rotten:159
Average Rating:3.9/10
Consensus: Even at nearly three hours long, this ponderous, talky, and emotionally distant biopic fails to illuminate Alexander's life.
Rated: R [See Full Rating] For violence and some sexuality/nudity.
Runtime: 5 hrs 34 mins
Genre: Action/Adventure
Theatrical Release:Nov 24, 2004 Wide
Box Office: $34,264,081
Synopsis: Director Oliver Stone chalks up an ambitious entry on his biopic resume (past entries include films about Jim Morrison, Richard Nixon, and JFK among others) with this cinematic treatise on the life... Director Oliver Stone chalks up an ambitious entry on his biopic resume (past entries include films about Jim Morrison, Richard Nixon, and JFK among others) with this cinematic treatise on the life of the mighty Alexander the Great. Despite his young death at 32, Alexander packed some unimaginable conquests into his limited years by ruling over a huge chunk of the globe. Stone draws on a voice-over narration provided by Anthony Hopkins, whose character is named Ptolemy, to aurally depict some of the battles. Thus, Stone shifts the weight of the film to focus on the personality of Alexander (Colin Farrell), a man who is stricken by overwhelming personal insecurities that come in direct contrast to his bold achievements. Complex dealings with his mother (Angelina Jolie) and father (Val Kilmer) plague him, as does his turbulent relationship with his wife, Roxane (Rosario Dawson). His connection with his best friend, Hephaestion (Jared Leto), is ambiguous, with Stone touching on their vaunted homosexuality via some shared tender moments. As these personal battles are played out, Ptolemy fills the historic gaps in the narrative by charting the incredible conflicts that raged at Alexander's behest. Eventually, Stone lets loose with an epic on-screen battle, which sees Alexander's troops rumble across India in another country-conquering quest. But while his minions struggle, and Alexander demands success, it becomes clear that he is his own worst enemy. With the only real threat to Alexander coming from a tempestuous struggle with his own ego, Stone's summation of the great historical leader paints a picture of an embittered and solitary figure who was able to rule everyone apart from himself. [More]
Starring: Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie, Val Kilmer, Rosario Dawson
Starring: Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie, Val Kilmer, Rosario Dawson, Jared Leto, Anthony Hopkins
Director: Oliver Stone
Director: Oliver Stone
Screenwriter: Oliver Stone, Christopher Kyle, Laeta Kalogridis
Producer: Thomas Schuhly, Jon Kilik, Iain Smith, Moritz Borman
Composer: Vangelis
Studio: Warner Bros.
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Reviews for Alexander
...has all the makings of a camp classic, including the crucial element: deadly serious intentions.
The epic Troy [&] King Arthur wanted to be.The difference is that Oliver Stone has a clear vision.He knows you can’t do everything & he knows what he wants.
'When (Farrell) is giving his troops a rousing speech the first image that popped into my mind was Bill Murray energizing his fellow camp counselors in "Meatballs."'
...it seems fairly clear that [Alexander's] life just isn't interesting enough to warrant an entire movie (particularly one that runs almost three hours).
Historically accurate (minus one key point) but was Alexander really so weepy? What about his extravagant lust for bloodshed?
It's as if Stone deliberately were creating a parody of all the cornball biblical/historical spectacles in the history of the movies.
Alexander, as expressed through the weepy histrionics of Colin Farrell, is more like a desperate housewife than a soldier.
While it's never boring, the film's entertainment value lies in all the wrong places: ridiculously staged grand tragedy, overblown acting and a lot of inadvertently campy humor.
This is Stone's weakest movie of the past 20 years, and it's unlikely to make any kind of blip.
Farrell - in short skirt and silly wig, covered in fluids and frequently weeping - looks less like a Greek hero than a Greek Row pledge during a Hell Week hazing.
Here's something I never expected to say about a big-budget Oliver Stone film starring Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie and Val Kilmer: It's dull.
Seems too puny and fragmented for its mighty subject; it feels as if Stone, for the first time in his career, simply ran out of hot air.
Epic in scale but not epic in spirit, a wallow in carnage that fails to demonstrate what was so great about this conqueror, after all.
Ultimately stumbles and falls, much like the horses in the battle scenes. But it is an interesting failure, always brimming with life.
Feels like a turgid throwback to those overblown epics of the fifties and early sixties.
One of the year's authentic disasters, the kind of shlockbuster that at first invites derision, then, as the hours drag on, pity.
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