An empty-headed horror movie with nothing to recommend it beyond the disco-inspired art direction and some handsome, if gimmicky, cinematography.
I'm thinking this guy is borderline retarded. Read his review.
Jun 21 - 10:44 PM
Snuffelupecus, I'm thinking you're borderline retarded.
Sep 30 - 05:53 AM
im thinking you retarted, idiot
Sep 2 - 02:30 AM
No you and Dave Kehr are both retarded
Mar 24 - 05:05 PM
I'm thinking I agree with you Snuffelupecus....there always has to be a few people who think the sky isnt blue. This guy and the other person who are sagging the tomatometer should be reviewing soap opras instead of masterpiece films.
Jul 25 - 05:46 PM
Well this little gift gave the sequel %100 so tell me how that makes sense. Also I'm not too sure it's a man.
Jan 18 - 10:39 AM
Well this little gift gave the sequel 100% so tell me how that makes sense. Also I'm not too sure its a man.
Awesome, you read my mind with your entire statement!
Feb 15 - 12:11 AM
hey hey, don't insult retarded people
Oct 21 - 04:29 PM
A Wise Man
Thats a man?
Jul 30 - 09:36 AM
Jun 27 - 01:12 PM
Jul 27 - 07:29 PM
Disco inspired art????
Aug 1 - 10:56 PM
When I watch this movie I always get down and boogie
Aug 29 - 10:23 AM
Sep 4 - 09:46 AM
Notice how 97% of critics disagree with you? That's right. No one likes you, Dave. Do us all a favour and never visit RT again.
Sep 7 - 06:08 AM
It's just his damn opinion. It is NOTHING worth telling someone to actually leave a website.
Sep 30 - 05:54 AM
It's not an opinion, is criticism.
Oct 31 - 07:30 PM
Sep 30 - 05:56 AM
but his opinion is stupid...:P
Dec 5 - 01:42 PM
It's fine to express opinion, however this critic is expressing it as if it were fact.
Jun 5 - 06:37 AM
STFU the lion king! Stop defendin retarded assholes because all that makes you is another retarded asshole who cannot see the greatness of Alien.
Sep 21 - 08:05 PM
you are very wrong
Oct 29 - 08:51 AM
Dec 7 - 11:46 PM
Aug 29 - 10:15 AM
Dec 20 - 09:23 PM
James Derek Dwyer
I knew this guy was a moron. Vindication!
Jan 2 - 02:46 PM
Wow. Are you sure you watched the movie? Judging by your "review" you sure as hell didn't because even if you zoned in and out of the movie you would know it was wrong. I don't even know how you can even call THAT a review. Seriously, a paragraph? Pathetic.
(Yeah, a little late, but whatever...)
Mar 26 - 05:25 PM
I can't believe there is a human on this planet capable to write something like that about Alien. Dave, try to do carwashing instead...
Jun 3 - 03:21 PM
disco inspired!?! LOLwhat a sad sack of movie critic ****e.
Jul 6 - 09:40 PM
he's a guy? i thought he was chick, lol.
Jul 6 - 11:29 PM
I suspect he'd be a prime candidate for alien birthing.
Jul 7 - 03:17 PM
Empty headed horror movie!? I thought all horror movies required us to park our common-sense for the duration. I suggest you give up reviewing the genre because you obviously don't get it ..pathetic.
Jul 9 - 07:11 AM
This is pathetic. This is utterly disturbing. What is your people's problems? Kill yourselves if you have to make things personal when a man doesn't like a movie, which isn't all that "brilliant" or "fantastic" as many think. Seriously, just shut the **** up, grow some balls, and if you want anyone to actually care about what feeble excuses for opinions you idiots have, then become a real film critic.
Sep 30 - 05:50 AM
Your trying to to take the moral high ground by calling people idiots and telling them to "shut the **** up, grow some balls" and "kill themselves"? Interesting.
Nov 5 - 06:41 AM
Well well Lion King, if that is your real name. Maybe I should just call you by your real name, Dave Kehr ... I can't believe you would sink this low. Making a second account just to defend your review. What is the world coming to when a man woman has to use his alter ego "Lion King" to defend himself.
Dec 17 - 05:48 PM
That comment was the funniest thing I've read this week
Oct 31 - 09:03 AM
The Lion King,shut up!
Apr 2 - 05:51 PM
Wow! What a lonely idiot. I can see him now, in the theatre, with a huge tub of p-corn - ALONE!... You helped to ruin what would otherwise have been a perfect review with your one paragraph that didn't make all that much sense. Oh well, se la vie... (but that was an idiotic review)
Oct 22 - 07:31 PM
Nov 28 - 03:58 PM
"Disco inspired art direction"...
Oh certainly. Whenever I think disco I think of low-lit panoramic fleshscapes and claustrophobic bio-industrial passageways. It's true that H.R. Giger is known in many circles as "the King of Disco".
Jan 15 - 10:52 PM
This is gold
Sep 14 - 04:37 PM
May 24 - 11:31 PM
One of the best statements I've ever read on RT, thank you
May 21 - 04:21 AM
You really are a bad critic Dave. You're probably really proud of yourself being a 'non-conformist' critic but you're not, you're plain stupid.
Jan 26 - 04:50 PM